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[quote]The place was packed full with tough looking bikers drinking beers, playing pool and having fun with the girls. The sound of one more bike parking outside was faintly heard over the loud music inside. The door opened and a very unfitting person came inside the bar. He was slim and above average height, wearing tight black leather pants and a pink t-shirt. There was a gun attached to his right hip and a ... rapier attached to his left. He sat at the bar and placed a black leather jacket and a pink motorcycle helmet on the counter. "Make me a... margarita, will you sweetheart?" he winks at the bartender. The man sitting next to the newcomer turned to him. The biker looked like a bearded giant clad in leather and spikes and wearing a black bandana with flames on it. His voice easily overcame the music and the noise in the bar. "I don't think you came to the right place, pinky." [/quote] A pair of regulars watched the scene from the other side of the bar. "Look at that fruitcake, Bill. Where does he think he is? It looks like Giant Dan gonna explain him a few things. Maybe we should join the fun while we still can?" "Sit tight, Bob. Trust me you don't want to get involved in this fight." [/quote] "Now what's that nonsense you're talking about, sweetheart? I was looking for a drink so I came to a bar. This is a bar, right?" "Oh it's a bar alright. A real bikers' bar, not some fairy bar! So you, pinky, are not wanted here and I think you should be on your way before you get hurt." [/quote] "What's the matter, Bill? It's not like you to skip out on a fight." "This won't be a fight, Bob. This will be a real slaughter." "Well, sure, Giant Dan is going to pulverize that sucker, but still..." "That's not what I meant. I think I know who that guy is." [/quote] "*sigh* I'm not working at the moment, so I don't want any trouble. Calm down now, sweetheart." "I AIN'T NO SWEETHEART!" The giant man stood up from his seat and swung his trunk-like arm at the newcomer. But by the time his hand finished its motion, it hit nothing but air. Its intended target was already standing next to the big guy, leaning on his shoulder. "Now, now, pretty boy, do we really have to do this?" The biker yelled in rage and swung again. [/quote] "Who the hell is that?" "A mercenary. Some say he's the best money can buy. He was around for a while, but he really became famous when that Anti-Mutant Alliance appeared. They say he's only normal brave enough to hunt mutants." "Wait, you mean to tell me that that fruitcake is..." "Yeah, he's the one they call..." [/quote] The newcomer was standing over the unconscious body of his foe. The rest of the customers watched in amazement. It all happened so fast they couldn't understand what just happened. When they finally came to it the man in the pink shirt was already in battle stance - his rapier in his right hand and his handgun in his left. "Now listen here: I came to this bar to have some fun. So I can either kill you all or have my margarita. I'm fine with both. What do you prefer, sweethearts?" [/quote] "... Rainbow Demon."[/quote]
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