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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Masturbation - the devil's way?
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Svarog
Svarog


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statue-loving necrophiliac
posted December 08, 2004 02:10 AM bonus applied.

Poll Question:
Masturbation - the devil's way?

In the spirirt of breaking the taboos, a juicy topic brought to you by Svarog for this month is... masturbation. And everything else that relates to it.

So, dont be ashamed, HC wankers, I know you dont have much of a social life, but I hope you must have some kind of sexual life, or at least a poor improvisation of it. Which brings us back to the title of this topic.
Do you *beep* off? How often? Where? (I'm not pervert! its in the interest of scientific survays ) and similar kinkish masturbation-related facts.

I can forsee the potential for spamtoss this thread has, but on a serious note, I strongly believe this is an important topic, and should be openly discussed in society. Sex altogether even more, for there cant be a healthy society or individual, that is ashamed to talk about it normally, just as we talk about eating for example.

I've also included a mastur-poll. And the question is: How often do you masturbate?
So, get your mouses in your hands and start clicking.. I mean, voting. What were you thinking, sickos.

Responses:
Never or very rarely
Once or twice a week
3-5 times a week
6-8 times a week
9+ times a week
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bort
bort


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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted December 08, 2004 02:18 AM



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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted December 08, 2004 02:18 AM

think you messed up the topic,

dont worry ive fixed it for you in a quote though.. completely free of charge:

Svarog wrote:
Quote:

masturbation - for me the only way



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Svarog
Svarog


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statue-loving necrophiliac
posted December 08, 2004 04:01 AM

Going down to Stiven's level, but cant help it.

Masturbation - for me the only way.. ok, but you forgot to add "to get Stiven to work out his biceps".
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Shirastro
Shirastro


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Happy happy joy joy
posted December 08, 2004 04:05 AM
Edited By: Shirastro on 7 Dec 2004



Stiven i didn't know you are.......Dont worry i wont tell anyone
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Lews_Therin
Lews_Therin


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posted December 08, 2004 04:25 AM

You´re sure that when you wrote "week", you didn´t mean "day"?
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IYY
IYY


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REDACTED
posted December 08, 2004 04:48 AM

Aye, ye olde masturbatione. A foul substitute to quality sex with a fair wench, tis, but a substitute nontheless.

(I'll stop talking like a pirate now and go masturbate)

P.S not really
P.S.S not really masturbate. the talking like a pirate thing is really off
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AmrasMinyatur
AmrasMinyatur


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Elven Guardian
posted December 08, 2004 04:57 AM

DOMO-KUN?

How dare you use Domo-Kun as a symbol of the wraith of good...hes a peace loving creature!

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EVERY TIME YO UMASTURBATE, GOD KILLS A KITTEN.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted December 08, 2004 10:57 AM

Devil's way, or not........

I don't know why, Svarog, but it took you a while.

Now back to masturbation. Most people that I know have said crap about masturbation and have yet denied that they did it. We've all done it.
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted December 08, 2004 11:01 AM

You think this masterbation thread is better than my thread? You wouldn't know quality hit you in the face, among other things >_>, cause you're too busy well masterbating.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted December 08, 2004 11:08 AM

RSF, your thread is gay.
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted December 08, 2004 11:53 AM

At least it's not all sticky and smelling like sex.
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


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Foobum* of Justice!
posted December 08, 2004 03:41 PM

I do it very often actually. Now wasn't that helpful info?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 08, 2004 03:49 PM

Quote:

I do it very often actually. Now wasn't that helpful info?


Only to psycho internet stalkers.
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terje_the_mad_wizard


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Disciple of Herodotus
posted December 08, 2004 03:54 PM

Well done, RD!

Now that someone else has made the tracks, I won't be ashamed to say that I do it once in a while, too.

Before exams and stuff like that, it's real good to blow off some steam and nervousness through some good masturbation. I'm sure it's not much of a replacement for the real thing, but hell. It's all we geeks got, and at least it doesn't cost us money.
At least not if you do it somewhere people can't see you...
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LordLazy
LordLazy


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Wood cleaner
posted December 08, 2004 04:12 PM

I voted 3-5 times a week

Girlfriend only comes visit in the weekends
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terje_the_mad_wizard


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Disciple of Herodotus
posted December 08, 2004 04:20 PM

You make your gf come visti you? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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LordLazy
LordLazy


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Wood cleaner
posted December 08, 2004 04:25 PM

well, I have dishes and laundry to be done@!

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terje_the_mad_wizard


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Disciple of Herodotus
posted December 08, 2004 04:30 PM

So it's a "reverse gender roles relationship"?
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LordLazy
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posted December 08, 2004 04:36 PM

correct
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