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hamsi128
hamsi128


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posted September 04, 2003 12:17 AM bonus applied.

boyfriend vs husband :)

Dear Tech Support,
>
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
>and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes
>to the accounting modules,limiting access to flower and jewelry
>applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
>addition,
>Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
>Hot-sex 1.0 and Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such
>as
>Football 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
>HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
>Nagging
>5.3 to
>fix these problems, but to no avail.
>
>Desperate Wife.
>
>
>
>Dear Desperate Wife,
>
>Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
>package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the
>command:
>C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0
>should then automatically
>run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But
>remember, overuse can
>cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5,
>Happyhour 7.0 or Beer
>6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
>"Snoring Loudly" wave
>files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall
>another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and
>will
>crash Husband 1.0.
>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
>does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
>Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I
>personally recommend HotFood
>3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1
>
>Tech Support

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Dingo
Dingo


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posted September 04, 2003 12:26 AM

hahaha, good one!
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BountyHunter97
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posted September 04, 2003 12:28 AM

lol what program would i be? im neither boyfriend 5.0 or husband 1.0, but a guy?
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Hexa
Hexa


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posted September 04, 2003 01:15 PM

LMAO ./. nice one!@
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tigerangelz
tigerangelz


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posted September 04, 2003 03:09 PM

You can always do as I did.
>Run Divorce 4.0
(which will uninstall any of the current Marriage programs)

>Reinstall Boyfriend 5.0., or higher. Upgrading to a higher program is recommended, for best results.
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RMS
RMS


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-ing yummy foods
posted September 05, 2003 12:39 AM

I would suggest installing a CheeseIAm program, version 4.8 or up. That seems to resolve all problems.
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Vadskye91
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posted November 01, 2003 08:24 PM
Edited By: Vadskye91 on 15 Apr 2004

ROFL!
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Dingo
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posted April 16, 2004 05:43 AM

Vadskye I think I might have to give the title of the "New Thread Necromancer."
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redhawk
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posted April 16, 2004 05:43 AM

Or go the other way and get hot chick69 pro . It is garranteed to keep your pc from locking up.However, it does tend to give your pc premature shutdown do to overheating.
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
posted April 16, 2004 05:52 AM

Tru Hotchick Pro69 is a wonderful program...however...supermodelwife 8.6 is MUCH better to play! As you get to see the striptease 8.9 and hotbody 6.9! Add some silkpanties 7.2 and you'll be all set for wildnight 9.9!!
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Vadskye91
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posted April 16, 2004 04:03 PM

Quote:
Vadskye I think I might have to give the title of the "New Thread Necromancer."


Really?  Wow, thanks!
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Medusa
Medusa


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Yeah, right
posted April 16, 2004 05:03 PM

Lol, that was good
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redhawk
redhawk


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posted April 16, 2004 05:14 PM

supermodelwife 8.6 is actualy a virus program and will turn into total b***h9.0 after about 1 year. Hot chick 6.9 is still better
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Vadskye91
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posted April 16, 2004 05:20 PM bonus applied.
Edited By: Vadskye91 on 21 Jun 2004

I recommend downloading Girlfriend 1.0 to test your system's compatibility with Wife (any).
1. If Girlfriend 1.0 crashes after running program Romantic Dinner, then the Girlfriend program is incompatible with your system.  Try a different Girlfriend program.
2. If Girlfriend continues crashing, you may be running on the Bachelor system.  You are incompatible with all Girlfriend programs.
3. If a Girlfriend program succeeds, attempt to download Wife 2.0.  If Wife 2.0 is rejected, Girlfriend will uninstall itself and will decrease your Self-Esteem.  A critical level of Self-Esteem may lead to your system being open to the infamous virus Suicide, causing a complete and irrevocable system crash.  Avoid this at all costs.
4. If Wife 2.0 succeeds,  the temporary file Marriage & Honeymoon will download itself, decreasing Stress and Money levels while increasing compatibility with Wife 2.0.  Sex 3.5 and Gifts 2.8 are both recommended during this time.  If all goes well, then Wife will remain on your system forever.  This is the most desirable state.
5. If Wife 2.0 runs program Divorce 1.2, attempt to run Gifts 2.8 and Sex 3.5 to restore the Marriage program to normal running.  If the Divorce program succeeds, the Wife and Marriage programs will uninstall themselves.

Note: The program Sex 3.5 may cause Wife 2.0 to run program Kids 1.0, which is occasionally upgraded to Twins 2.0.  This program takes nine months to install, during which time Wife 2.0 is unavailable.  The only way to stop Kids 1.0 from installing is to run program Abortion 3.2, but this is not recommended because Wife 2.0 may object, and it is a very controversial program regardless.  When Kids 1.0 finishes installing, it will continually sap your system's Patience, Money, and Sleep levels.  It has, however, a great effect on overall production that is not entirely understood.  Sex 3.5 will stop producing Kids 1.0 after your system ages.

Warning: Attempting to run program Sex 3.5 with Girlfriend 1.0 instead of Wife 2.0 will cause Affair 3.0 to run, which runs the risk of crashing the system.  Affair 3.0 is a bad program and should be avoided.  It can also be initiated by running Girlfriend 1.0 and Wife 2.0 at the same time.  DON'T DO IT!
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted April 16, 2004 06:17 PM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 16 Apr 2004

LOL You're all on a roll, but I think Vladskye deserves a qp for this last post...
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Vadskye91
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posted April 16, 2004 06:43 PM

Quote:
LOL You're all on a roll, but I think Vladskye deserves a qp for this last post...


Thanks!
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Celfious
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posted April 16, 2004 07:27 PM
Edited By: Celfious on 16 Apr 2004

Yes

Great stuff =)
Happy to see the thread again
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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posted April 16, 2004 10:17 PM

Loved the twin 2.0 bit.
Actually made me LOL.
Give this guy a QP for chrissake's
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redhawk
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posted April 17, 2004 08:43 AM

Vadski, you forgot to mention that with wife 2.0 you get the software attachment motherinlaw6.66 and who in there right mind would install that ruthless dinosaur of a watch dog program, I thought I got rid of it with my old 486 but the program is virtually uninstallable. I have even reformatted my hard drive and she still wont go away. Wife 2.0, I'll never use that one again.
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Vadskye91
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posted April 17, 2004 07:22 PM
Edited By: Vadskye91 on 8 Jun 2004

That's because there is no way to uninstall MotherInLaw 6.66.  It's a virus that causes a sharp increase in Stress and Frustration levels.  All of the Wife programs have the back door that lets it in, despite repeated efforts in program design to close it.  Your only option to defend is to ignore the pop-ups it initiates.
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