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Dragon_Slayer
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posted September 08, 2003 08:32 AM |
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25 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work
1.It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you have the hangover after work instead of before.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to
hear.
7.It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8.It encourages carpooling.
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10.It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. 
21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up before work.
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.
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tigerangelz
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posted September 08, 2003 03:00 PM |
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Celfious
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posted September 08, 2003 06:08 PM |
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its great... We should beable to drink beers in school too. Main reason is it's all good you know..
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BoogieMan
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posted September 08, 2003 08:20 PM |
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Yeah, we should manifest in favour of drinking in school. That way we could have both our classes and our AA meetings in the same place!
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silx87
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posted September 08, 2003 08:29 PM |
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yeah,great!
Prosit!
so now what?doin drugs in school is actually beneficial
hey,it boosts creativity
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RMS
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posted September 09, 2003 03:31 PM |
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I'm not sure if any of those are changes for the better...
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Celfious
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posted September 09, 2003 05:48 PM |
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RMS they probably arent
I went through a short period of heavy beer drinking
I didnt want food for a week. My appetite was so gone it was unbeliveable and scarey. I felt like I could sue a beer company for not warning me about this change.
Anyways i never did that again.
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tigerangelz
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posted September 10, 2003 02:07 PM |
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Good for you, Celfious.
In all seriousness, there is no way that I would even try and drink alcohol while I was at work, I'm too much of a lightweight.
The only time I drink at all is on rare occasions when we go out, or a wine cooler at home, once in a while.
As a matter of fact, I have a four-pack of strawberry dacquiri wine coolers in the fridge' right now.
Anybody care for one?? 
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted September 11, 2003 03:46 AM |
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Quote:
As a matter of fact, I have a four-pack of strawberry dacquiri wine coolers in the fridge' right now.
Anybody care for one??
I'm in!
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RMS
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posted September 11, 2003 02:52 PM |
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Would they happen to be non-alchoholic?
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tigerangelz
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posted September 11, 2003 04:11 PM |
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WoHo!
*Opens two wine coolers, and hands one to DragonSlayer*
"They're 3.2% alcohol, RMS, would you like one?"
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 11, 2003 04:55 PM |
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3,2% lol
well.. some day u american tossers might learn how to drink aswell
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tigerangelz
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posted September 11, 2003 05:05 PM |
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I'm a real light weight.
If I drink the strong stuff, there's no telling what I might do...
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arachnid
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posted September 12, 2003 01:09 AM |
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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink
I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery and all of their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver." Jack Handy
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. " Frank Sinatra
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy." Benjamin Franklin
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted September 12, 2003 02:28 AM |
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Quote:
I'm a real light weight.
If I drink the strong stuff, there's no telling what I might do...
Hmmm, im curious
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tigerangelz
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posted September 12, 2003 02:14 PM |
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted September 16, 2003 08:45 AM |
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Hmmm, Someboby get Tigerz a drink, quick smart!!!
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tigerangelz
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posted September 16, 2003 05:07 PM |
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A bottle of Captain Morgan's and a couple of glasses, if you'd care to join me, what be just dandy.
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