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BountyHunter97
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posted September 19, 2003 06:10 AM |
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Evil Teacher Habbits
the skool year has started, all of the teachers have got a nasty habit or something bad about them, this is were u can post stuff on ur weird teachers...
The thing that bugs me the most is my History teacher, her class is like freezing, im sitting in my chair sivering with goosebunks all period 4 an hour.
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Celfious
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posted September 19, 2003 06:30 AM |
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I have a logic teacher.. He said we have to know the latin term, and american term + the definitions of 30 things. This guy is a logic teacher..
The hand out and the book put together DO NOT combine the indications of the american terms. He didnt define what he meant by american term either
It could be the translation from the latin term.. Or something else.
This guy is a logic teacher... 
I think most classes are really illogical. The material has information scattered throughout many places. Someone, needs to make info more obsorbable. It's a teachers job to teach, not force students to struggle finding info..
(total example is History.. They can make a time line, and a document showing all Clans/kingdoms and their attributes? Nope, it's scattered through out the text, & lectures.
So students who are reading all of this.. Cant get the full picture until the apply themselves alot more than they should have too. Imagine a society, with desire & understand logical teaching. Then we would be striving for a bit more perfection.
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BoogieMan
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posted September 19, 2003 01:01 PM |
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I study at a highschool that has a Computer Science profile, so my main classes are Computer Programming, Math and Physics. However, I have this Biology teacher that thinks Biology is like THE most important thing in the whole world. And she makes us study "hardcore". And I don't mean general knowledge, which is good to know no matter your educational orientation, but extra-detailed zoology, bothanics, anatomy, physiology and all of that. OK, I like knowing how the human body works, what are his components and how they interact but dude, once, for a test-paper, I had to learn the evolution of the digestive, breathing, cardio-vascular, nervous and excretion systems from those of unicellular organisms to those of humans.  Right, now I can tell you how a frog digests, breathes and takes a ****, but what good does that do me? Or you?
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Lord_Woock
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posted September 19, 2003 05:48 PM |
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Well, now you can become a real mean biology teacher too! 
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silx87
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posted September 19, 2003 07:53 PM |
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our russian teacher isn't very good at estonian,so soemtimes she doesn't understand us we don't understand her...
we used to have a real old literature teacher,she was also hard to understand,she kept repeaeting herself and didn't understand us either...
the worst teacher I ever had was our PE teacher a few years ago!his lessons were quite simple:in the beginning he gave us a ball and told us to take it back to him after the lesson was supposed to be over...
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Romana
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posted September 19, 2003 08:38 PM |
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Edited By: Romana on 19 Sep 2003
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We had the weirdest science teacher ever...
Picture a scrawny little man with huge glasses and sticking out teeth and a bald spot.. Well ok..he looked humourous but he was WEEEEIIRD..
Once he had an accident with a science test..something about mixing somekinda acid with something else ..dunno exactly what but it went wrong and kinda exploded. Numerous times he would electrocute himself to proove that some things lead electricity..And another freaky thing..he always asked everyone in class what they had for lunch (in lunchbox) and then he'd take the yummiest thing and eat it DURING class.
Also one time he did an experiment with a coin and a burner..He wanted to proove (????) that if you put the burner under the coin it would become hot ..I mean...how crazy can you get???
edit: needless to say he burnt himself several times doing that particular experiment..
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Dingo
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posted September 20, 2003 12:15 AM |
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There is this one teacher that is going to get assassinated
Last year I had a teacher named Mrs. Anderson. She was had to be a demon from hell. Seriously Not one student liked her. Not one! She was hated by stoners, skaters, punks, dirty kids, preps, Smart@$$es, and much much much much much much more. She was a ******* *****! I got kicked out of her classroom for saying the pledge to loud. If someone did something funny and you smiled about it, you would get in trouble. This one time a friend of mine poured some acid stuff in her purse, it was great.
But literally everyone hated her, I won't be surprised if she gets assassinated.
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BountyHunter97
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posted September 20, 2003 01:46 AM |
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*loads his sniper*
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Saruman
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posted September 21, 2003 03:05 AM |
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I had a Grade 7 French teacher from Quebec. If that doesn't say something, let me explain.
1. His facial hair is in a constant state of change.
2. His classroom is out of flux with the continuim, i.e., things pass much more slowly in there.
3. He's from Quebec.
4. He drinks stuff and chews it. My friends and I have dubbed it the "Thick, Pink, Chunky Mustard".
5. He forces kids into lockers (I really saw him do it once!)
6. He's from Quebec.
7. He talks way to fast and puts you to sleep at the same time.
6. He's from Quebec.
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted September 21, 2003 06:35 AM |
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Reasons 3, 6 and 8 really say it all.
Why don't you come to Alberta? We're really far from Quebec and there's lots of oil, gas and money here.
Did I mention that we have tasty beef too?
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Celfious
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posted September 21, 2003 06:51 AM |
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Dude.. I just figured out these 2 7th grade teachers I had were lesbians.. Not that thats terrible, just uncensoerd.
Ms Nolan,
Ms ryan
They were both make up faced to the the plastic
They were both 40, or 50 and strict wrinkled.
Like they were auto mean, from the wrinkled facial expression of life.
They had no humor, and they were mean old women.
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BountyHunter97
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posted September 22, 2003 02:23 AM |
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Quote:
Dude.. I just figured out these 2 7th grade teachers I had were lesbians.. Not that thats terrible, just uncensoerd.
Ms Nolan,
Ms ryan
They were both make up faced to the the plastic
They were both 40, or 50 and strict wrinkled.
Like they were auto mean, from the wrinkled facial expression of life.
They had no humor, and they were mean old women.
thats creepy... i figured out my scince teacher was a lifequard... shes like 5 feet tall... scary.... but nothing as scary as the thing im quoting 
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Aquaman333
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posted September 22, 2003 02:55 AM |
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My 8th grade English teacher was a major feminist. It got really annoying when a girl walked up to me stole literally everything right of my desk and I'm the one who got in trouble. Also, she let girls get away with forgetting assignments and her grading scale looked something like this: Females-Awesome grades.
Males-Hope you don't plan on getting into college.
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Saruman
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posted September 22, 2003 03:15 AM |
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My grades 1-6 teachers were like that. Teachers like that should be shot.
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BountyHunter97
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posted September 22, 2003 03:24 AM |
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well ive got an evil teacher who loves 2 read but if u forget to follow 1 little direction as to underline one word, she'll give u an F... 50% off its pisses me off... shes done that like twice 2 me and its only been 3 weeks of skool
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