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regnus_khan
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posted January 21, 2004 02:43 PM |
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"It is time to secure our town and defend every little or big thing in it. Do I make myself clear???"
"Yes, your Highness" said the guardians at once.
"Do not even think of callin' me your Highness, you silly fools." said he angrily.
"OK, milord" they said in a frightened voice.
"Nah, that's a lot better. Now, go" he said and he left.
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Meanwhile, the Ogres and Goblins were discussing what to do. Leader of All Ogres thought of an innovative idea:
"Why-y-y can-n-n't we-e-e mak-k-ke them-m-m suf-f-f-f-fer fr-r-rom th-th-the ballis-s-stas-s-s??
Goblin Leader said in a mad voice:
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Styq
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Grandmaster Leadership
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posted January 21, 2004 04:38 PM |
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"Bah! you stupid Ogres know nothing of suffering! To make an evil lord suffer, you must be eviller then him"
"How can we do that?" asked an Ogre Archmage
"Go on war with the humans, pillage every last house, rape wives and daughters, kidnap children and laucnh their little heads towards their parents with catapults, slay every enemy in the slowest and most cruel way you can."
And so they did. The Peaclands of Humans were rampaged by the Barbarian Hords. The human lords recruited local malitia, but the Goblins and Ogres expected no fight.
The Goblins were approaching the city of Lach, the only fortified city in the Peaclands. The Ogre Archmage and Goblin Warlord walked among their troops moraling them and making them bloodthirsty. The Catapults fired and the wall was cracked. The legion marched in, facing a pathetic line of heavily armored peasents with large iron shields and swords, the Goblins and Ogres doubted they could even move.
The Goblins quickly slayed the farmers and reached the city's main square. Suddenly, from all around them came Caviliers and from the house's windows shot archers, and the battle was won by the humans.
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Dephran was in a perfect situation. His dark lord's greatest enemies were attacking his "king"'s ally. Gloriano were soon to aid in the war. So were the Elves of AvLee.
So there it was:
Peacelands Malitia
Gloriano Humans
AvLee Elves
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Nomads
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Goblins
Ogres
Everyone was in this war, except:
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Leadership is nothing but being a good actor,
just like bravery is nothing but being a fool
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Styq
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Grandmaster Leadership
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posted January 22, 2004 07:08 AM |
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THE INFERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they joined the Council of Darkness to snow up the humans of Gloriano. Soon Gloriano was under siege, and the Peaceland humans were getting minor help. And Maya died. And the guard died. And Doc. Whatyoumightcallhim died too. And the king died. And all the kingdom of Gloriano were turned into skeletons and zombies. And the Dark Lord reigned, but Lucifer Kreegan II (the Devil) wanted a piece of it too, so he came before the Dark Lord and said:
"Give me half the empire"
And the dark lord replied:
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Leadership is nothing but being a good actor,
just like bravery is nothing but being a fool
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regnus_khan
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Supreme Hero
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posted January 22, 2004 08:37 PM |
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"Dream on..."
But the senate didn't agree with him. They kind of liked Lucifer more because of its bad things done. So the Dark Lord said in a total disaster:
"Take one third of the empire and geroff, because you're not welcome here."
He almost hit Lucifer with his outrageous fist of death, but Lucifer Kreegan, immediately disappeared with taking his damned army back where he now belongs.
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Meanwhile, a tribe of ogres, which didn't die in the wars, was discussing about, how to overrule the empire with only 20 ogres left. They talked in their $#@%A%@ language:
"Hey, Hag-ger! Com' 'ere! We need ya' weapon-nry an' armoor. Gimme taet NOW!!"
But he contradicted him in his vague ogrish voice:
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 23, 2004 05:55 AM |
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Hey I was thinking we should add some rules to this game. I have them here in an older version of this thread. The rules are on the first page.
Once Upon A Time (ver. 87.443)
I was thinking we could start off with me being the one who has to do all the crazy stuff instead of RMS.
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Go Red Sox!
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 23, 2004 02:30 PM |
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"No. I will serve the Stranger forever."
"Very well," said the other ogres, "You will serve this Stranger until you die. Which happens to be right now."
They raised their clubs, but were all killed by a bunch of Hand of Death spells. Finneas Villemar came out.
"Who is this Stranger?" Finneas asked in his high voice, "Tell me or I'll torture you."
"He will rule the world when it merges with his world," said the ogre.
"Hmm," came a voice. The evil lord teleported next to them. "Finneas, you have been too much of a nuisance. Prepare to die."
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Eccentric Opinion
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Styq
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Grandmaster Leadership
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posted January 24, 2004 06:20 AM |
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Fineas and the Dark Lord faced one another. When they herd a ground-breaking roar. Two Black Dragons came flying across the sky. And then suddenly-
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Leadership is nothing but being a good actor,
just like bravery is nothing but being a fool
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regnus_khan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
[ Peacekeeper of Equilibris ]
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posted January 24, 2004 08:02 AM |
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Fineas blew the wind. Talkings stopped for a moment. Everybody was laughing. Even the Dark Lord.
But then Fineas got nervous and killed him with his terrible Hand of Death. Suddenly, all the Dark forces redounded against the Fineas. One against the legion of units. What can he do? But he suddenly thought of an idea:
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Styq
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Grandmaster Leadership
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posted January 24, 2004 07:01 PM |
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"I call for the king of the evil empire to stop you!" he shouted to the dark forces (and the EDP). Suddenly Lucifer Kreegan and an army of demonic warriors appeared.
"Why was I summoned here?" asked Lucifer.
"The Dark Lord is dead" said Fineas "you have now inherited two thirds of the empire, which means your king"
A demonic smile appeared on Lucifer's face.
"Is that so?" All of a sudden he clutched Finease's stomache, and pulled his guts out!
The Dark warriors stared.
"What are you looking at? Get back to rampage!" he said. The Dark Minions did so.
The Ogre-Goblin Alliance came to capture the city of Gondolith. So did the Evil Empire. Their forces met.
"I know what you are here for" said Lucifer "And I know that the Dark Lord is dead"
"Bullsnow!" said the Ogre Archmage while spitting.
Two Demons brought the dead body before him.
"Go away or die" said Lucifer
The Ogres and Goblins just stood there. "Move!" shouted the Goblin commander. The Entire army turned their backs to the demons and marched. When the last row of Goblins took the second step, a violent rain of fireballs swept the army and destroyed them from behind.
"Fools!" said Lucifer - and he turned towards Gondolith.
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Leadership is nothing but being a good actor,
just like bravery is nothing but being a fool
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regnus_khan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
[ Peacekeeper of Equilibris ]
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posted January 24, 2004 07:32 PM |
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The last war 'tween Ogres and Demons began... Who knows what the end will be... But if the beginning has an end, end has a beginning which appears not far in future, but we gotta listen to our very best story. And the continuation is that...
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 24, 2004 08:55 PM |
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the ogres suddenly attacked. The Stranger appeared. "The Child is mine," he said, "Move away, all of you!"
Meanwhile, in Gloriano, Maya...
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Eccentric Opinion
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regnus_khan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted January 24, 2004 10:06 PM |
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...was playin chess with...
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 24, 2004 11:09 PM |
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Dephran. Maya won. Suddenly, the earth started shaking. A meteor hit the castle courtyard. The gates fell. And into the castle strode the Stranger. As the guards rushed to stop him...
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Eccentric Opinion
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Styq
Known Hero
Grandmaster Leadership
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posted February 10, 2004 08:20 PM |
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He destroyed them with a fireball.
Maya and Dephran stood up, the Stranger was aiming a fireball at Deohran. A royal wizzard was aiming an ice-bolt at the Stranger.
It was tense.......
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Leadership is nothing but being a good actor,
just like bravery is nothing but being a fool
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 11, 2004 12:55 AM |
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however, the Child strode in and froze the magician.
The Stranger said "It's about time we met, Dephran. And you too, Maya. You are both in grave danger." Then the fortress wall fell and there stood Lucifer Kreegan. "The Child is mine!" he snarled, "Give her to me!" Dephran raised his sword and charged at Lucifer, however, he dropped his sword after a casual gesture from the demon. The Child said "The world shall die. I will destroy you all!" A blue light surrounder her. As the magic energy built up, the last fort wall fell and in rode the nomads.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Deimos
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LHW Paladin
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posted February 29, 2004 11:26 PM |
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Their leader said
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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regnus_khan
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posted March 09, 2004 06:10 PM |
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'So what? You're going to kill us? *laughes* Don't be stupid. You won't kill us.'
War begins. Cruel and vicious. Without a chance to predict what is going to happen.
Meanwhile, in the Etherworlds of Forgotten Magisters*
*place unknown. Known to reside somewhere between heaven, hell and earth.
Two boys were playing “tic-Tac-toe” on the purple sand dunes of Pellenor. Their houses were left behind with they’re parents standing over the door, asking to come back. When they’ve finally agreed to go home, odd shriek reaches their ears. Hearts start to beam once in a quarter of a second. Children, even the parents, become terrified.
‘What is this noise?’ asks one of the children, the elder one.
‘Dunno. Something similar to the sound of a Nazhgul’ another boy says in a terrified voice.
‘Then we must get the hell out of here before the Necrolord comes’.
Too late. He’s already here, with that shiny lich armor on his head. He throws his 11 feets long stick somewhere into the front. Somehow it destroys the houses and kills the parents.
Fortunately, the children are still alive, so they use a magic wand to teleport to the Earth.
But unfortunately they land somewhere in the field where the fight has just begun. Poor children. Suddenly, a stranger captures them and asks:
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Deimos
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LHW Paladin
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posted March 22, 2004 05:16 AM |
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Stranger: Come with me. By the way, I have a question.
Children: What?
Stranger: Are we there yet?
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 14, 2004 01:34 AM |
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Children: Are you sane?
Stranger: Don't ask questions yet. I will explain it all later. ****!
He looked up, and to his horror, flying at him...
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2xtremetotake
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Supreme Hero
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posted April 15, 2004 12:57 AM |
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..Was a hamburger with wings, it swooped down on the boy and.......
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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