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Aquaman333
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posted November 18, 2003 03:37 AM |
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Watch the movie, "What Dreams May Come". That's a pretty good visualization of Heaven. I like that guy's idea. It has Robin Williams in it.
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IYY
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted November 18, 2003 05:09 AM |
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I have a friend who says that heaven is a chair. You sit on it and are in complete bliss, not caring about anything in the world, being happy with no particular reason for eternity. You can no longer feel any negative feelings, and do not need a reason for positive ones.
Hell, on the other hand, would be a couch. You would feel that you should be feeling comfort, but will constantly believe that something is wrong. The most terrible thing would be that you won't need a reason to feel that way.
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted March 15, 2004 07:35 AM |
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Edited By: Consis on 15 Mar 2004
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The Truth About Me
First off, I want to say that my version of heaven is simply that. Some people may believe what I believe and some may not. I don't expect anyone else to be me. Regardless of what other people will tell me I will always believe the same thing about where I go when I die. My beliefs are my own and strongly held at that.
When I die I believe that I will be brought before the kings of the past. My heart tells me that I'll be judged and if I am found worthy to be a knight then I shall be granted admittance into eternal service. I dream of walking among those heros who protected, served, and brought peace to their people.
I believe in many kings. The great kings are the ones that arose to meet their challenges and did their best despite overwhelming odds and diversity. They are the knights' lord and king. A counsel of my entire life for all my actions shall be presented before the ancient senate of kings that will decide if I am worthy to continue service as a knightly angel protecting men's hearts from their darkest natures and sins. It will be to them that I swear my allegiance if I am accepted into the brotherhood of nobility.
To all of them I must prove that I spent every chance I could respecting others, obeying the law, and upholding the peace for the innocent. In the service of this duty I may one day be asked to give my life so that others may live. If I do then I believe I will be accepted immediately. In all that I do and all that I am able, I must work hard to ensure a hasty entrance into the kingdom of peace and love. Forever amen.
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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Stormrage
Known Hero
Tucker is not a duck
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posted March 15, 2004 09:16 AM |
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Heaven are probably a sanctuary for lost souls. Like another dimension. Whatever happens after death, i don't care. As long i don't go to hell and get tormented for the rest of eternity.
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"Heed to my call, denizens of All poor countries! Viva la revolt!"
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted March 15, 2004 12:15 PM |
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doomnezeu
Supreme Hero
Miaumiaumiau
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posted March 15, 2004 03:14 PM |
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There is a funny romanian tale. A guy dies and he is givent the chance to choose between heaven and hell.
So first he goes to heaven and asks ST. Peter (who was being his usual self, guarding the heaven door ) the following: Is there vodka in heaven? The answer was an obvious NO. How about Tabaco? NO. How about women? NO.
Then this guy goes to hell and asks the devil in charge the same questions. The answers were, of course, YES. So he coosed hell.
I'm not saying to choose hell, silly, i'm just saying that it is a matter of perspective. If, let us say, heaven is all about that religious stuff (praying, going to church, etc), then i wouldn't want to go there
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted March 16, 2004 12:29 AM |
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If hell's like you say it is, doomnezeu, it's enough "heaven-like" to me. 
Oh, Satan, count me in. 
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted March 16, 2004 10:02 AM |
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It seems that doomnezeu forgot to tell us the end of that tale
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doomnezeu
Supreme Hero
Miaumiaumiau
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posted March 16, 2004 10:15 AM |
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Quote:
It seems that doomnezeu forgot to tell us the end of that tale
Well, it's quite simple. He chooses to go to hell (as I mentioned before), were he lives happily ever after, drinks vodka, screws chicks and smokes tabaco (or something else)
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Wiseman
Known Hero
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posted March 16, 2004 03:03 PM |
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Who needs heaven when I have this life?
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted March 16, 2004 05:35 PM |
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WHILE you have...
I'd say another - why god needs hell if he has this life?
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Stormrage
Known Hero
Tucker is not a duck
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posted March 21, 2004 12:34 PM |
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If you guys really want to know what heaven is, read "Conversation with god - a unusual dialogue" by Neale Donald Walsch.
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"Heed to my call, denizens of All poor countries! Viva la revolt!"
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Gandalf196
Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
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posted September 04, 2021 06:19 PM |
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JollyJoker
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 04, 2021 08:13 PM |
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Can't remember the last time I've seen something that stupid.
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Gandalf196
Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
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posted September 04, 2021 08:18 PM |
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Here
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JollyJoker
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 04, 2021 08:45 PM |
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No, sorry. And it wasn't something fred said either.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 04, 2021 09:32 PM |
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funny how even seeing a picture of the man they've been conditioned to hate, sets them off. like trained attack dogs.
*anything whatsoever having to do with trump*
SNARL, BARK BARK BARK!
pitiful. obedient to abusive masters that would eagerly put them down if they realized their owners were the bad guys, and attacked them instead.
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JollyJoker
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 04, 2021 09:52 PM |
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I may have to rethink my last statement...
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 04, 2021 10:08 PM |
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i agree. you should apply it to what you and your people spout.
anyway, my idea of heaven is a place where globalists and their enforcers don't exist.
come to think of it... there IS a place they don't exist: Heaven. because they are, and work for, literal satanists; so they all go to Hell when they leave this mortal coil! neat!
and now i wait for daddy cor or mommy gallynads to come stop me from forcing the children to confront scaaaaawy unwanted realities...
by the way, my last time out was good; i got a lot of work done. think you can make it longer this time? thanks in advance, human garbage!  
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JollyJoker
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 04, 2021 10:18 PM |
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Calling others "humans garbage" should get you another time-out, no worry.
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