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Shadowcaster
Shadowcaster


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
posted January 28, 2004 05:50 AM

Shadowcaster turns the broccoli into chocolate to distract RSF, then turns into a dragon and flies away.

"That was close," he thought to himself. Now I know not to mess with that guy unless I can make a quick getaway.
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>_>

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted January 28, 2004 05:55 AM

RSF: "Mmmm. Chocolate."

Engorges himself in the rather large chocolate mold. After about a half an hour. RSF is done eating the treat.

"That was the best chocolate I've ever had. Almost as good as my toilet paper. I'll have to scare Shadowcaster more often. I have chocolate all over me. Yeah, toilet paper manifestation is still better."
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Consis
Consis


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
posted January 28, 2004 05:56 AM

Final Fantasy Tactics

Hey MightyMage,

Yeah FF-tactics is one awesome game all except for the ending. Between myself and friends we have all agreed it has the worst ending a game could ever have. After all those maps and difficult battles when we saw the ending we said, "This better be good because I haven't eaten in days." To no avail it was the worst ending in all gaming history. It was so bad that when my friend, Darryl, finished it and we saw the ending he turned to John and said, "get the door". He swung the door open and Darryl tossed it like a frisby through the doorway and off the 3rd floor of the dormitory. We all sang, danced, and rejoiced in the satisfaction of seeing it take flight that was truly worthy of the Wright brothers themselves. We felt like we finally got our money's worth. Two weeks after the momentous occasion on the way to the cafeteria there it was, laying on the grass, untouched by anyone who had possibly passed it by. We looked at it and then looked at each other. I said, "No one has taken it?" Darryl said, "Why would they?" I said, "Good point. I guess we should just leave it here." He said, "I kinda feel sorry for it now." And with that he picked it up, brushed it off and brought it back to the room. He through it in the playstation and turned it on. The game still ran with no problems. To this day he still has the disc. The morale of this story is that if a game has a bad ending then it should undergo a final test of its abilities to fly through the air like a bird. If it fails then it was not worthy. If it flys then you should give it another chance.
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I

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Shadowcaster
Shadowcaster


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
posted January 28, 2004 06:04 AM

As Shadowcaster flew over Consis' castle, he looked down at the rather large building and thought, "I wonder if there is a princess in there that I can take hostage. I've always wanted to try that."

He flew down toward the castle, only to be stopped by some magical barrier surrounding it. He felt a burning shock run through his veins and was thrown back several hundred yards, landing in a nearby town.

After demolishing the town in a fit of rage, Shadowcaster flew out of sight and turned back into a human. He approached the door again, this time with a plan. He shouted, "Chocolate delivery for His Majesty."
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted January 28, 2004 02:00 PM

*thinks*

There is too much chaos. Everyone running around, turning into dragons weilding invisible chocolate brocoli and laying eggs wrapped in toilet paper. I shall put a stop to this!

*desintegrates all other game members. They have all ceased to be.*

I win!
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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted January 28, 2004 02:12 PM

As Leprechaun Man embodies all things Irish, he is still present in the dregs of Guiness in the bottom of his glass and is reborn, and pissed off!

He traps Lord Woock in the Infernal Fairy Ring Of Revenge, a magical prison which supersedes all other magical prisons as it can't Ever be gotten out of, no matter how many clever word ploys he uses.

I win!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted January 28, 2004 02:29 PM

Lord Woock disintegrates Asmodean and everything Irish on the whole world.
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pietjebell
pietjebell


Promising
Known Hero
positive
posted January 28, 2004 08:10 PM


stands in the shadow where noone can see him, watching all the fuss


goes: "tsk tsk tsk"

Twists and shouts... and shouts hypermode

Lord_woock is confused, the hyper_shout not only dazzled him but magically makes him smaller and he starts to hover


looks, sees the spiderwebs behind woock


Hey look, quick look behind you, there the spiderweb, look closer..

Pfeww

Woock hovers into the spiderweb, the spider comes & eats him


shakes head and walkes away thinking: winning ins 't important, cleaning room once in a while is




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BOOT: what U give yur computer to start

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted January 28, 2004 08:17 PM

As Lord Woock journeys through the insides of the spider, he decides to modify the route a bit. After a while he ends up next to the brain. He commands the spider to bite pietjebell.

FEEL THE PAIN CAUSED BY BEING BITTEN BY DUSTY SPIDERS!
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pietjebell
pietjebell


Promising
Known Hero
positive
posted January 28, 2004 08:32 PM

AHHHH...

Tries a twist, tries a shout
No shadows either
Nothing is effective...

Then the shouting gives him an idea; loud noises:
Yes, need to find myself a vacuumcleaner

Yeah one of them BIG suckers..


Runs away for now...


(girlfriend & bedtime.. isnt that similar?)


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BOOT: what U give yur computer to start

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted January 28, 2004 09:04 PM

Lord Woock ssnows and disintegrates pietjebell
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Shadowcaster
Shadowcaster


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Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
posted January 28, 2004 10:00 PM

The scattered pieces of Shadowcaster then earn a new power: the power to reform into one entity again, even after being broken down into several billion molecules. He quickly reforms and turns into a dragon again, forgetting about Consis' castle for now.

He spots a giant spider from above and swoops down to have dinner in one bite. The dragon devours the creature whole and goes off to look for more food. "That's the trouble with being a dragon," thought Shadowcaster, "you're never full." And on he flew.
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted January 28, 2004 11:15 PM

RSF uses his powers to edit a post made by Lord_Woock.

Quote:
*thinks*

There is too much chaos. Everyone running around, turning into dragons weilding invisible chocolate brocoli and laying eggs wrapped in toilet paper. I shall put a stop to this!

*desintegrates all game members except for RSF. They have all ceased to be.*


RSF: Laughs maniacally.

"Good bye, Woock!"
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 01, 2004 12:10 AM
Edited By: Lord_Woock on 31 Jan 2004

*disintegrates RSF*

If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring...
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted February 01, 2004 07:40 PM

Using his powers of pure insanity, Mighty Mage throws out his hands and begins screaming and running around in circles.  It's not long before the room changes, starting with the walls which have become a mixture of wavy colors.  Soon the floor seems more like the Ocean as it begins waving around.  Out of the ceiling float down strange mutations that boggle the mind.  The colorful walls begin emmiting large words, some with double meanings like...acariasis, or Djokjakarta, and fizzy.  Soon, the floor begins bleeding homework, but not just normal homework, Advanced Calculus.  The very same problems the professer would put on the board for the sole purpose of confusing his students just so he had somthing to live for.  All the while Mighty Mage is in a fetal position on the floor having a seizure which strengthens the insanity making everyone within a 652.0000723537845 mile radius fall to the ground and grab their heads in pain wishing death upon themselves.  It won't be long now.  Mighty Mage shall win.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 01, 2004 08:00 PM

Writhing in pain, Lord Woock no longer controls his actions and subconciously disintegrates his surroundings, including Mighty Mage.
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Yolk and God bless.
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted February 01, 2004 08:03 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 1 Feb 2004

RSF is getting used to his new form of disintegration dust. He has just learned how to move around in this form and use all of his former senses. He wonders what's going on with MightyMage.

RSF: He doesn't look all that good. I think I'll go make sure he's okay. OOOH! Advance Calculus. I love math. Look at these easy problems. No sweat.

Completes all of the problems in a few minutes.

RSF: Oh! I forgot about MightyMage.

Walks over to MightyMage.

RSF: Oh my God! He's having a seizure and he **** himself! Oh that smells awful! Ehhhh! God!

RSF manifests 1000 rolls of toilet paper on top of the insane mage.

RSF: I'm getting out of here.

Suddenly all of his surroundings disintegrate. The putrid smell of MightyMage's floats in the air and lands on Woock. He breathes in the poisonous dust and chokes to death.

RSF: How unfortunate?
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 01, 2004 08:40 PM

a chicken walks out through Woock's nostril, sweeping out all the poisonous dust. Then he comes back inside to tinker with the internal organs and after a few minutes later Woock is ok again. He continues to disintegrate everything.
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted February 01, 2004 08:46 PM

OOC: LMAO Woock.

But then the chicken flaps it's wings while it's being disintegrated, which kicks up the poisonous dust again and Woock inhales it again.

Woock dies.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 01, 2004 08:51 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 1 Feb 2004

Another chicken dances his way through with a mask preventing any intoxication through inhalation. He is also wearing an anti-disintegration suit. Muttering, he enters Woock's body through the nostril, picks up his fallen comrade's broom and starts cleaning up the place which happens to be Woock.


Edit by RSF: Woock renders RSF immune from disintegration permanently even thought the process is supposed to be irreversable, he decides to make an exception this one time.
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