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privatehudson
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posted February 12, 2004 09:43 PM |
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Illogical Phrases
Ok I was sitting on a bus tofay on the way home when teenaged women got on and sat in front of me. One turned to another guy on the bus their age and started to talk to him. Unable to not hear (they spoke damned loud!) I gathered that one of the women had been to school with the guy. Anyway, it seems that though she didn't know it in school, this guy is gay...
To cut a long story short, the girl didn't know back in school, and was suprised to know now. As he gets off the bus though, the girl who knew him turned to the other and said...
He can't be gay! He has a nice bum! (not that word, but....)
What kind of logic is that Do straight men have nice bums, and gay men have bad ones? Does this mean some women might think you are gay based on the quality of your posterior? WTF!!!!!
WOMEN! 
So have any of you come across similar things?
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Consis
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posted February 12, 2004 11:18 PM |
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That sort of thing happens everyday in my part of the world my friend.
I have found that the team of girls, from teenage to middle age, usually end that statement with some giggling.
I don't know what is so funny. Maybe it's the old saying, "People always want what they can't have." Who knows, but what girls who do that don't realize is that the few straight men in the vicinity who just overheard are now feeling as though it isn't fair because they have no way of competing with a gay man. It's one thing to lose fair and square to another male when competing for a female's unrequited attention but to be disqualified from the competition before it even starts over something you can't change about yourself....well that's a bit sickening to say the least. Hello inferiority complex. Goodbye self esteem. Yes much to their delight the girls have had a bit of a laugh unknowingly at the expense of the surrounding straight males' self esteem and confidence. It's times like that when one might wonder if the girls could have exercised a little more restraint and consideration for the surrounding company.
I'm sorry you had to hear them say all that and I feel as though you may have felt what I have just described. Ah well, what else can we do but dismiss it as it came, as if it were a headache.
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posted February 13, 2004 08:50 AM |
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Do not meddle in the ways of women for they are subtle and quick to anger
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posted February 13, 2004 04:10 PM |
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lol. Some of you may not believe this but this IS true.
There is this anchorman called Reha Muhtar in our country. One day, on TV, he is interviewing with some prisoners who dug a hole and attempted an unsuccesful escape from the prison. The question Reha Muhtar asked one of the prisoners:
"Why did you dig this hole? Did you dig the hole to escape from the prison?"
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posted February 13, 2004 04:17 PM |
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What was there answer?
No Sir we were trying to get to that room with the great view and Airco/roomservice!@ 
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posted February 13, 2004 05:41 PM |
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Do not meddle in the ways of women for they are subtle and quick to anger
What was the original term? Wizards?
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Lord_Woock
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posted February 13, 2004 05:45 PM |
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Yep. Later morphed to linux users and penguins.
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posted February 13, 2004 05:52 PM |
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Edited By: Khaelo on 13 Feb 2004
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Hmmm...women commenting on men's bodies and drawing silly conclusions from their observations. How crude. How insensitive. How illogical. It's a good thing men don't do things like this as well, like assuming a woman is "easy" because she has ample breasts, or we might have a real problem on our hands.
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Edit in response to post below: did I forget my "gentle sarcasm" tags again? Please insert them as needed! 
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LordZXZX
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posted February 13, 2004 06:07 PM |
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Hmmm...women commenting on men's bodies and drawing silly conclusions from their observations. How crude. How insensitive. How illogical. It's a good thing men don't do things like this as well, like assuming a woman is "easy" because she has ample breasts, or we might have a real problem on our hands.
Oh yeah? Before the start of a concert I overheard several men looking at women and making comments like 'That woman must have good sex. Look at her butt!' and 'Judging from her breast size, that woman must have lots of children'
What they said made no sense at all!
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posted February 14, 2004 06:14 AM |
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As he gets off the bus though, the girl who knew him turned to the other and said...
He can't be gay! He has a nice bum! (not that word, but....)
What kind of logic is that Do straight men have nice bums, and gay men have bad ones?
There could be logic behind this. I don't want to explain my theory but basically gays use there bum differently.
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Styq
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posted February 16, 2004 06:29 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 21:28, 09 Apr 2007.
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Actually yeah. Gay guys walk like women (one leg infront of the other) so that thier butt is very.... hmmmm.... "noticeable"........
Anyway it is a fact that women with ******** butts and big breasts are harder to get. That is because of us men, we can't stop but indicating out attention to those features - therefor the women reject us becuase "all we want is sex" (duh!)
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