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LichKing
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posted February 21, 2004 08:30 AM |
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Poll Question:
My veryest furst pole
Ok, folks, listen up because I'm not gonna say this twice and I'm not gonna repeat it, either.
This is my forum.
This is my forum.
Get out.
Now.
This goes double for you ex-Mods. You guys wonderin why everything here isn't here anymore? It's coz I've had all I can stands and I can't stands it no more so I'm cleaning house.
I won't put up with it no more of it and if you make me mad Ima send some rap-happy elves over to pay youse guys a visit and stuff your unnerwear full of butterscotch syrup. If you're lucky I'll be in a good mood and it will be Lo-Cal, otherwise you're gonna think someone opened a Super Glue factory in your southern hemisphere without bothering to apply for a building permit.
So there
Now that I have your attention, I'd like to say something really important.
Something really important.
Thanks for listening. You can't imagine how long I've been waiting to get that off of my chest.
Now get the hell out of here.
Waitaminit. Before you go, take a moment to reflect upon all the good things that have happened to you in your life.
Bask in the warmth of the Lich and rejoice!
Always bear in mind how fortunate you are to have a Lich who is willing to forgive you for not listening in the first place and getting the hell out of here before I got mad and shrunk your heads down and stuck them on my bathroom shelf to use as toothbrush holders.
Let us prey:
Our Lich is great
Our Lich is good
I'd build a fire
But I have no wood.
Ok, now scram. Don't forget to vote on your way out, though, or I'll send a plague your way. We both know you don't want to have to deal with a swarm of Avon sales reps, so don't make this any harder than it has to be.
Besides, voting isn't a right--it's a responsibility.
It is written in the Great Book Of Lich that sticky undershorts pull hair, so don't make me get rough with ya.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 21, 2004 08:42 AM |
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I dont think I like that idea LichKing.. And honestly, I sort of put down my claim on this place earlier.
I dont think I like you sayING ITS YOURS  (although it makes me laugh)
ITS MINE I TELL YOU!!! BAK OFF =b
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tewilligar
Famous Hero
Just another willigar
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posted February 21, 2004 09:58 AM |
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ohhh i do think those avon reps are on thier way celfious...if you can stand those he will send jehovas next!
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Pig
Disgraceful
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unstopable
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posted February 21, 2004 10:15 AM |
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This is damn strange thread. I am too lazy to read everything all "something about dentists and hell".. but it sounds like realy strange or even stupid thread
You are various man Lich
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AngelofTheNi...
Adventuring Hero
Queen of the Darkness
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posted February 21, 2004 10:17 AM |
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay someone has been smoking crack
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tewilligar
Famous Hero
Just another willigar
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posted February 21, 2004 10:28 AM |
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worse yet lich just send him to arkansas. there is no darker a place on planet earth i'm sure.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 21, 2004 11:20 AM |
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Lich I'll let you have the place as far as I stand, but only cuz i never saw you this sincere about anything. I still want some power.. hmm ;D
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted February 21, 2004 03:35 PM |
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lol!
Now I remember why I keep getting the 'LichKing fan club' newsletter in my e-mail!! I'm not only a member, I'm also the president 
You da Lich, Lich! I sure miss talkin at ya 
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 21, 2004 04:04 PM |
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*zombie voice* Yeeeessssss Maaaassteeer.....
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted February 21, 2004 04:04 PM |
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A well deserved QP for your first pole ever!@ 
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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redhawk
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Gaurdian Supreme
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posted February 21, 2004 04:56 PM |
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Sorry to intrude on you sire, but Richard Simmons is not heterosexual, He's is queerer than A three dollar bill. I like butterscotch syrup alot, but since I am immortal and on fire it tends to evaporate when it gets to close to me. It just so happens that I am friends with the elves who stole your kilt and got you addicted to butterscotch syrup. Your explanation of how you lost your kilt had me rolling with laughter. With your fashion since, you would have been A hit on queer eye for the straight guy, Imagine the possibillities. Lichkings Dress for Success fashion boutique. You could be living the lifestyle of the rich and infamous. just like me ! It was just A thought.
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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vesuvius
Hero of Order
Honor Above all Else
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posted February 22, 2004 05:42 AM |
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AngelofTheNi...
Adventuring Hero
Queen of the Darkness
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posted February 22, 2004 08:25 AM |
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Vesuvius are you in love with that picture or what I have seen it posted in three diffrent places
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vesuvius
Hero of Order
Honor Above all Else
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posted February 22, 2004 08:39 AM |
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted February 22, 2004 08:49 AM |
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Its just a bit disturbing... Im kinda scared...
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 22, 2004 09:35 AM |
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im suprised it dostn become turning into demons every 5 seconds, with ippid colors of red and neon flower dots/black
but it is scary like the original "something is wrong with this picture"
Sound is Like a magical wand hairball attack noise.
And the color spirals in and out like your looking into it, then it closes
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AngelofTheNi...
Adventuring Hero
Queen of the Darkness
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posted February 22, 2004 10:17 AM |
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Kinda scarey how closely that looks like my ex husbnd :0
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SapphireRavyn
Promising
Famous Hero
Bird of Extreme Patience
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posted February 23, 2004 12:38 AM |
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Quote:
Kinda scarey how closely that looks like my ex husbnd :0
I'm sorry!
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It's not who wins or losses that matters, it's how you play the game. Honor before all else!
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted February 23, 2004 03:12 AM |
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I do hope it was "the opposites attract" in your case
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AngelofTheNi...
Adventuring Hero
Queen of the Darkness
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posted February 23, 2004 06:44 AM |
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haha yes opposites do attract LOL
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