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Thread: 33 Ways To Annoy a MOD
regnus_khan
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posted March 24, 2004 02:44 PM
Edited By: regnus_khan on 25 Mar 2004

33 Ways To Annoy a MOD

Hehe... I do not want to be harsh or insult anyone, but sometimes a bit of fun against MODs is good.

1) Vote for another team in match against favorite baseball team.

2) Annoy with "PotM" questions.

3) SPAM in his/hers best thread.

4) Say "Boo!" when he's carrying a *BIG* bottle of lemonade.

5) Embarass him/her when he's/she's with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

6) Ask for QPs

7) Make an insulting picture.

8) Make fun of him/her.

9) Make love with his/her wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend

10) Kick him in the ass or spill coffee over her.

11) Hit with a baseball bat.

12) Overload the COMPUTER!

13) Kill his/her favorite singer!

14) Disintegrate his/her mother/father.

15) Lock the door of the toilet, so when he/she wants he'll need to go elsewhere

16) Steal the dog

17) *accidentally* spill water over the TV when the football match is on.

18) Blow the wheels of the car with a sharp thing.

19) Put a needle on his/her chair.

20) Break CoC here.

21) Make laugh at other members.

22) Send a mobile virus by SMS

23) Ring him/her and say "Sorry, but your telephone line is blocked. You haven't payed for 4 months, so now SCRAM!"

24) Turn the lights on when he's/she's sleeping

25) Say a loud BOO when she's/he's sleeping.

26) Put bubble gum in the trousers.

27) Steal the clothes when he's/she's taking a bath.

28) Come home drunk.

29) Take all of the money.

30) Say loudly "Fire in the Hole!", so he/she runs away.

31) *blow the wind* when you're sitting less than one metre from him

32) turn off his favorite TV show.

33) Hit him when he's walking by the pool.

These 33 methods will really work! Try them! Though there's a problem: then you'll need to go to the jail or to the asylum where *I* will be your doctor, hehe...

After viewing more posts:

34) Always speak what you think even if it is *oh-oh*

35) Notify the Mod he's not right

36) Create as many usernames as you can just to annoy the MOD

37) Put a slug in MOD's soup

38) Say that he's "informally insane"


EDIT: After Post of RSF

39) Sexual Favors

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Nimrod_The_D...
Nimrod_The_Dark_Elf


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posted March 24, 2004 02:53 PM

LOL...

those things could annoy anyone, eh?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 24, 2004 02:55 PM

correction:

1) always speak your mind
2) remind the mod in the upcoming discussion that he/she is wrong.
3-33) keep practising 1&2 until perfection is reached


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regnus_khan
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posted March 24, 2004 03:07 PM

yep, that's surely the thing Sir_Stiven will do
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 24, 2004 04:13 PM

You're all wrong.


1-33) Sexual Favors.
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 24, 2004 04:32 PM

The truth is, the ultimate way to achieve any goal there is is:

1) Praise Woock
2-33) Redo previous step
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regnus_khan
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posted March 24, 2004 04:36 PM

Quote:
You're all wrong.


1-33) Sexual Favors.


RSF casanova
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Lich_King
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posted March 24, 2004 06:17 PM

Hmm will be fun

1) Vote for another team in match against favorite baseball team. /// Doesn't matter

2) Annoy with "PotM" questions. /// Yes...

3) SPAM in his/hers best thread. /// Doesn't matter, since it will get deleted anyways...

4) Say "Boo!" when he's carrying a *BIG* bottle of lemonade. /// Allmost impossible ( I do not drink.... limonade)

5) Embarass him/her when he's/she's with a boyfriend/girlfriend.  /// ???

6) Ask for QPs /// Definately

7) Make an insulting picture. /// -Qp

8) Make fun of him/her. /// Infavor, sometimes -Qp

9) Make love with his/her wife/husband or  girlfriend/boyfriend /// Hatred...

10) Kick him in the ass or spill coffee over her. /// Allmost Impossible

11) Hit with a baseball bat. /// ???

12) Overload the COMPUTER! /// Ermmm how ?

13) Kill his/her favorite singer! /// LOL

14) Disintegrate his/her mother/father. /// What can I say... Jail ?

15) Lock the door of the toilet, so when he/she wants he'll need to go elsewhere /// Allmost impossible

16) Steal the dog /// Allmost Impossible

17) *accidentally* spill water over the TV when the football match is on. /// Impossible

18) Blow the wheels of the car with a sharp thing. /// Court, money penalty

19) Put a needle on his/her chair. /// Yes... BIG troubule

20) Break CoC here. /// -Qp

21) Make laugh at other members. /// Doesn't matter as long as it does not breach CoC, if if does, then -Qp

22) Send a mobile virus by SMS /// ??? Mobile Virus ? o_O

23) Ring him/her and say "Sorry, but your telephone line is blocked. You haven't payed for 4 months, so now SCRAM!" /// I use another line.

24) Turn the lights on when he's/she's sleeping /// Unless you are telekinetic

25) Say a loud BOO when she's/he's sleeping. /// Telepathic

26) Put bubble gum in the trousers. /// Yes... yes... impossible

27) Steal the clothes when he's/she's taking a bath. /// Impossible

28) Come home drunk. /// Whatever

29) Take all of the money. /// Jail

30) Say loudly "Fire in the Hole!", so he/she runs away. /// Well if a mod is a pyromaniac, will he/she run away ?

31) *blow the wind* when you're sitting less than one metre from him /// ??? EWWWW

32) turn off his favorite TV show. /// And then you turn on the TV back.

33) Hit him when he's walking by the pool. /// Yes you will never know where I'm swimming !!!! Bwahahaa

These 33 methods will really work! Try them! Though there's a problem: then you'll need to go to the jail or to the asylum where *I* will be your doctor, hehe...

After viewing more posts:

34) Always speak what you think even if it is *oh-oh* /// As SS stated MODS hates freedom of speach

35) Notify the Mod he's not right /// Anoying but sometimes good for mod himself (if he is really wrong)

36) Create as many usernames as you can just to annoy the MOD /// -Qp, -Qp, -Qp

37) Put a slug in MOD's soup /// YOU KILLED A SLUG ! YOU KILLER

38) Say that he's "informally insane" /// I'm formally insane, so ?

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Lord_Woock
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posted March 24, 2004 06:26 PM

Uh, where did you get 36, 37 and 38? o_O
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regnus_khan
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posted March 24, 2004 08:34 PM

Lich_King surely needs to check his post Everything is possible, if you want.
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Nidhgrin
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posted March 25, 2004 01:01 AM

The only thing which really annoyed me as a mod was that damn Nidhgrin guy screwing up all of my posts and topics

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doomfreak
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posted March 25, 2004 01:15 AM

Yeah, damn that Nidhgrin guy!
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posted March 25, 2004 02:45 PM

who is he? i only know one, and that is nidhgrin that kinda talks here...?
do tell me about it!
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doomnezeu
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posted March 25, 2004 03:20 PM

The best way to anoy a mod is to spam the way Dingo does.
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Medusa
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posted March 25, 2004 03:44 PM

Quote:
Lol, this is interesting.. I'm not a mod here, but I'm in the Guardian's Grove, so I'll answer these

1) Vote for another team in match against favorite baseball team.  <<<Opinions are different..

2) Annoy with "PotM" questions. <<<Yes.

3) SPAM in his/hers best thread. <<<Spam in any of the threads

4) Say "Boo!" when he's carrying a *BIG* bottle of lemonade. <<<Those bottles are not made from glass, so who cares.

5) Embarass him/her when he's/she's with a boyfriend/girlfriend. <<<Annoying.. not only for a mod

6) Ask for QPs <<<Mods get used to it

7) Make an insulting picture. <<<Goes for everyone

8) Make fun of him/her. <<<Look above

9) Make love with his/her wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend <<<Look above again

10) Kick him in the ass or spill coffee over her. <<<We don't deserve that!

11) Hit with a baseball bat. <<<Isn't this too rough?

12) Overload the COMPUTER! <<<How is it possible?

13) Kill his/her favorite singer! <<<Jail

14) Disintegrate his/her mother/father. <<<Need chaos magic first

15) Lock the door of the toilet, so when he/she wants he'll need to go elsewhere <<<Goes for everyone

16) Steal the dog <<<Don't have any

17) *accidentally* spill water over the TV when the football match is on. <<<I don't watch football

18) Blow the wheels of the car with a sharp thing. <<<I don't drive

19) Put a needle on his/her chair. <<<That IS annoying

20) Break CoC here. <<< -Qp

21) Make laugh at other members. <<<The same I guess

22) Send a mobile virus by SMS <<<I know how to deal with those

23) Ring him/her and say "Sorry, but your telephone line is blocked. You haven't payed for 4 months, so now SCRAM!" <<<That is chuliganism!

24) Turn the lights on when he's/she's sleeping <<<How can you sneak into my house?

25) Say a loud BOO when she's/he's sleeping. <<<Madness..

26) Put bubble gum in the trousers. <<<You never run out of ideas, do you?

27) Steal the clothes when he's/she's taking a bath. <<<I can use a towel, and then go to my room to dress

28) Come home drunk. <<<Doesn't matter to me

29) Take all of the money. <<<Stealing.. jail

30) Say loudly "Fire in the Hole!", so he/she runs away. <<<Works only if you play Counter Strike

31) *blow the wind* when you're sitting less than one metre from him <<<If you've brushed your teeth, it's ok.

32) turn off his favorite TV show. <<<Just try..

33) Hit him when he's walking by the pool. <<<This could annoy anyone (as 90% of these things )

34) Always speak what you think even if it is *oh-oh* <<<Freedom of speech..

35) Notify the Mod he's not right <<<Opinions are different, again

36) Create as many usernames as you can just to annoy the MOD <<<That is ANNOYING

37) Put a slug in MOD's soup <<<Yuck!

38) Say that he's "informally insane" <<<That's ok for me

39) Sexual Favors <<<umm..


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Dingo
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posted March 27, 2004 08:50 PM

Quote:
The best way to anoy a mod is to spam the way Dingo does.



Yep.  Believe me, I have pissed some MODs off.  They were Mad.  When I was a Noob Spammer, I Spammed a Page and a half of the Turban.  Djive was Mad.  
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Celfious
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posted March 28, 2004 01:50 PM

Act inocent and open a thread asking the meaning of some really obsene abreviation.

make a bunch of threads and spam the crap out of forums online mods cant touch, then delete them yourself and work on the next online modz.

(of course, this is all a joke- u would be silenced)


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