Stormrage
Known Hero
Tucker is not a duck
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posted March 26, 2004 07:04 PM |
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The Farmers Tale
Yeah, it was this farmer i met one day when i was in town. He told me about his very strange cow.
"Yeah, you know, my cow is very strange!" he said.
"And exactly what makes your cow so extraordinary?" i asked him.
"I used to feed my cow with this special straw. It became very large, and filled almost eight bottles with milk instantly. I used to let it peacefully walk among my crops, until one day." he said.
"What happened?" i asked him.
"Well, my wife told me that it had been rampaging a lot the last hours. Myself i were in town, and thank god for that." he said while he scratched his head.
"What happened, tell me!" i said, starting to feel a little irritated.
"Yeah, my wife told me that the cow seemed like to have a burning desire to fart."
"That was it?"
"No. When it did fart, it looked like this."
He showed me a picture of his cow, or at least what was left of it.
And got damn, that straw should be forbidden...
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"Heed to my call, denizens of All poor countries! Viva la revolt!"
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posted March 27, 2004 07:59 AM
