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Dragon_Slayer
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posted March 28, 2004 02:29 PM |
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*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 28, 2004 02:34 PM |
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haha ive seen this in swedish, was much better translated then 
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 28, 2004 02:37 PM |
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regnus_khan
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posted March 28, 2004 02:51 PM |
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ROFLLMAO!
Good one DS 
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Svarog
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posted March 28, 2004 05:33 PM |
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Nice. I like it!
Cheers to Dragon-Slayer, the poopie elemental!
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Nimrod_The_D...
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posted March 28, 2004 06:35 PM |
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greetings to poopatron
LOL...
actually, its all true.
so, therefore its not a joke, but a fact!
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LordZXZX
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posted March 29, 2004 12:45 AM |
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LMAO
Quote:
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
Damn! I really hate these situations. Especially the Second Wave, and Surprise
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Dingo
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posted March 29, 2004 01:18 AM |
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SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
I had one of those yesterday. It ruined my day 
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Celfious
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posted March 29, 2004 01:32 AM |
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They all go to poopie land through the drain and beco0me the great poopie after 5 years.
The great poopie is a part of all of us.
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted March 29, 2004 01:51 AM |
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Now i ask you all, which poopie do you poopie most?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 29, 2004 06:26 AM |
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Clean ****!
I've have this on the wall in my bathroom except it's called the **** list.
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Go Red Sox!
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Celfious
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posted March 29, 2004 06:33 AM |
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Mine are fraternity leaders in the mean sewers of chicago.
Rabbit or pellet poo's are like.. ping ping pit poing and stuff like that
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doomnezeu
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posted March 29, 2004 11:35 AM |
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yeah, nice thread DS, did you experimented the joy of every poopie you have described? Yhat should be interesting, hehe
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted March 29, 2004 11:48 AM |
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Yea, that 'Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie' almost killed me.
I got a $100 plummer bill from that Lincon Log.
Ghost Poopie scared the s*** out of me...
Thats all i can remember... i think the pop a vein poopie gave me brain d-d dammmge. 
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 29, 2004 04:23 PM |
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This was posted somewhere around HC before, but I think it fits this thread well:
I sit here
Broken hearted
Tried to snow
But only farted
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted March 30, 2004 02:00 AM |
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lmao
Your quite the poet woock. It seems we have a number of poets *floating* around HC
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Dyrvom
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posted March 30, 2004 02:29 AM |
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Translated into spanish then back into english:
GHOST POOPIE: The class where you feel the poopie to leave, but is not no poopie in the dressing table there.
CLEAN POOPIE: The class where you poopie he towards outside, sees it in the dressing table, but he is not nothing in the dressing table paper there.
WET POOPIE: The class where clean you its end 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you must put a little dressing table paper between your end and its underclothes so you will not ruin them with the spots.
SECONDLY WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you are the poopie-Ing. done and you have thrown of your trousers until your knees, and you make that you have greater poopie.
STERN VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The class where you filter so much to obtain it towards outside, you have practically a movement.
LINCOLN REGISTRY POOPIE: The class of poopie that is so enormous you are scared to clean with a water spurt without first breaking it in small pieces with the brush of the dressing table.
GASEOUS POOPIE: He is so noisy, that each one within reach of the ear is laughing nervously.
POOPIE OF THE DRINKER: The poopie class you have the morning after one night long to drink. He is most of the sensible characteristic is the marks of the slide at heart of the dressing table.
MAIZE POOPIE: One same explanatory one.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The class where you wish to the poopie only everything what you do it you are feels like in the dressing table and fart some times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: Here it is where it so seriously hurts to leave, you would swear that she left him oblique.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (La Descarga Of Energi'a): The class that comes outside so quickly, its cheeks of the end obtains splashed with water.
THE POOPIE THAT HANGS: This poopie rejects to fall in the dressing table although they do poopie-Ing. to him. You right hope that a shock or two will cut it loosely.
SURPRISE POOPIE: You are not uniform in the dressing table because you are safe that you are around to fart, but * oops * --- a poopie!
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gorman
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posted March 30, 2004 05:11 AM |
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They all go to poopie land through the drain and beco0me the great poopie after 5 years.
The great poopie is a part of all of us.
Damn, just imagine the great poopie after 100yrs...:|
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Dingo
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posted March 30, 2004 05:29 AM |
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Dyrvom your post was just like Dragon_Slayer's post. Only his was better.
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Dyrvom
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posted March 30, 2004 05:38 AM |
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*Hugs the flamer*
Feel better now?
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