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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 18, 2004 10:45 AM |
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Prowling on the plains, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Woock! And he gives a cruel grunt:
"I'm going to pulverize you harder than God thought possible!!!"
Running amidst the freeway, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Lord Woock! And he gives a cruel roar:
"I'm going to flog you until you are unable to sit properly, and hit you with a steamroller!!"
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Hritik
Adventuring Hero
Weekly viewer
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posted April 18, 2004 12:10 PM |
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LoL
Running along the icy wasteland, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Hritik! And he gave a spectacular bellow.
"For the love of beatings. I slice through beating hearts faster than the super-flu!"
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted April 18, 2004 01:08 PM |
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Rampaging over the candy store, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Fayree! And she gives a low cry:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see with God on my side!"
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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madmartigan
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
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posted April 18, 2004 09:04 PM |
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Hark! Who is that, rampaging through the candy store! It is Madmartigan, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!"
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Who is that, skulking on the fields! It is madmartigan, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to flog you like a wrecking ball, then bake cookies!!!"
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Who is that, skulking out of the candy store! It is MADMARTIGAN, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He cries ominously:
"I'm going to hump you all the way to Wienerwald!"
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Dac
Tavern Dweller
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posted April 18, 2004 09:05 PM |
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For Dac:
Zang! Who is that, running across the plains! It is Dac, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:
"In the name of malice, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"
For DAc:
Prowling along the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh DAc! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to **** you faster than the speed of sound, and grin like a ******* maniac!!!"
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frostwolf
Famous Hero
livin' in a bottle of vodka
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posted April 18, 2004 09:05 PM |
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Who is that, skulking through the candy store! It is Frostwolf, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"
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What can you expect from a world where everybody lives because they're too afraid to commit suicide?
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted April 18, 2004 10:09 PM |
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Hark! Who is that, prowling through the plains! It is Deimos, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"
Zang! Who is that, striding on the steppes! It is Deimonic, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He howls mightily:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!"
Hark! Who is that, prowling out of the icy wasteland! It is Deimonic Demoniac, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He roars homicidally:
"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!!"
Striding over the tarmac, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Lord Deimos! And he gives a low scream:
"I'm seriously going to pound you into the danger zone, then make toast!!!"
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 18, 2004 10:14 PM |
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Prowling across the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Mvassilev! And he gives a vengeful roar:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"
Skulking along the desert, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Mvass! And he gives a mighty roar:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"
Zang! Who is that, running across the hotel lobby! It is Lord Mvass, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:
"In the name of malice, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"
Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the mountains! It is Lord Mvassilev, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He bellows mightily:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to the landscape until everything has croaked!"
Striding out of the wasteland, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Fire Elemental! And he gives a low bellow:
"For the love of beatings, I lay waste to the landscape until my glands are satisfied!!!"
Running amidst the icy wasteland, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Fire God! And he gives a low cry:
"I'm going to bruise you so utterly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"
Running across the desert, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh God Of Fire! And he gives a spectacular cry:
"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"
Skulking across the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh A Dummy! And he gives a cruel scream:
"I'm going to spank you into the stuff of nightmares!"
Stalking along the mountains, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh An Idiot! And he gives a vengeful roar:
"I'm going to punch you for such a long time, you will polymorph into Cthulhu!!!"
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Eccentric Opinion
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LordZXZX
Famous Hero
Overfished
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posted April 20, 2004 12:24 AM |
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Stalking out of the mountains, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh LordZXZX! And he gave a booming scream:
"I'm seriously gonna bump you into the danger zone, and add another notch to my bedpost!"
Hark! Who is that sprinting through the tarmac? It is ZXZX, clutching a piece of the chainlink fence! He bellows vengefully:
"I'm gonna F you so thoroughly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted April 20, 2004 12:29 AM |
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Rampaging on the fields, clutching a burning branch, cometh Asmodean! And he gives a vengeful scream:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"
I like this first one the best, though the 3rd ones quite good as well
Stalking on the desert, swinging a thorned whip, cometh asmodean! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:
"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!"
Skulking on the hotel lobby, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh ASMODEAN! And he gives a mighty howl:
"I'm going to f you in such an unsafe manner, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"
Lo! Who is that, stalking amidst the icy wasteland! It is aSMODEAN, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I pillage until my glands are satisfied!"
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Nebuka
Promising
Supreme Hero
Save me Jebus!
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posted April 20, 2004 01:42 AM |
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Rampaging across the tundra, carrying a thorned whip, cometh President...Yes, PRESIDENT George W.Bush! And he gives a booming bellow:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted April 20, 2004 03:28 AM |
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I still think mine is the best
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It's better to burn out, Than fade away !!!!!!!!
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phoebeduviels
Known Hero
Que?
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posted April 20, 2004 06:06 AM |
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Who is that, prowling across the tarmac! It is Phoebe, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty howl, her voice cometh:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh until my glands are satisfied!"
I'm a blood thirsty gennie...teehee
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CENSORED MATERIAL NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN !
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Shirastro
Famous Hero
Happy happy joy joy
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posted April 20, 2004 07:03 AM |
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Rampaging in the livingroom, clutching a burning teapot, cometh Shirastro! And he gives a vengeful scream:
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
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And now to the next post.
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted April 20, 2004 02:56 PM |
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ROFL! A cup of tea?!
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Knowledge is power...
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted April 20, 2004 03:17 PM |
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Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the mountains! It is [explicity deleted], wielding a bottle with some peachy stuff and a corkscrew! He bellows mightily:
"By Odin's mighty beard, I will screw you to death"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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haile73
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted April 20, 2004 03:27 PM |
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted April 20, 2004 04:55 PM |
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TIMMAY!
I think that Haile has the best battlecry 
If you pop "Timmay" into the battlecry generator you get :
Prowling amidst the mountains, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Timmay! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"This one's for you, mom! I slice through beating hearts until my loins find satisfaction!!!"
hehe
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Ruby
Promising
Known Hero
crazed swede
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posted June 06, 2004 09:21 PM |
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He he he.....my battle cry?
Well, my battle cry, which I was told on some other website was....
TOUCH THE MONKEY DAMMIT!
He he. Nice eh?
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The Darker the Sky--
The Brighter the Stars-
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AMtwis
Famous Hero
Wannabe-Pixelguy
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posted August 28, 2004 09:39 PM |
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Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh AMtwis! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"
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