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viking
Known Hero
Rock'n'Roll
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posted August 28, 2004 09:46 PM |
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Edited By: viking on 28 Aug 2004
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My battle cry
"I'm going to smack you into a fine spicy powder!!!"
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One powerful hero is good, two is better
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Daddy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted August 28, 2004 10:56 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 23:57, 22 Jun 2006.
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nice thingy, Pandora!
Here are mine:
Daddy:
Hark! Who is that, skulking along the steppes! It is Daddy, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He grunts gutterally:
"I'm going to smash you beyond mortal comprehension!!"
daddy:
Who is that, striding out of the wasteland! It is Daddy, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to **** you until your rump glows, and hijack your momma's airplane!!!"
DADDY:
Hark! Who is that, prowling across the wasteland! It is DADDY, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He howls homicidally:
"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!"
hmm the second one is kinda strange lol! I think I like 1st and second. (but descrition on second is nie: "prowling across the wastelands^^")
reg
Daddy
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Well, of corse, I gotta check Mink's crys:
Mink:
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking over the fields! It is Mink, hands clutching a burning branch! He grunts vengefully:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I lay waste to all I see like a river of pure piranha!!"
mink:
Striding amidst the plains, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Mink! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
"I'm going to bruise you until the sun burns out!!"
MINK:
Stalking out of the candy store, carrying gilded boxing gloves, cometh MINK! And he gives a booming grunt:
"I'm going to spank you until the sun burns out, and plug you into a power plant!!"
hmm the 2nd and 3rd arent that good 
reg
Daddy
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted August 29, 2004 01:46 AM |
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Chris Krueger
Stalking along the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Chris Krueger! And he gives a gutteral cry:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"
chris krueger
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is Chris Krueger, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars ominously:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf * !!!"
CHRIS KRUEGER
Running through the wasteland, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh CHRIS KRUEGER! And he gives a spectacular cry:
"I'm going to **** you to the moon and back, and trade you for a candy bar!!"
TheRealDeal
Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the hotel lobby! It is TheRealDeal, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to contort you so heinously, you will see ultraviolet!!"
therealdeal
Lo! Who is that, running across the tundra! It is Therealdeal, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He roars apocalyptically:
"I'm going to pound you with such zeal, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"
THEREALDEAL
Striding through the freeway, swinging a thorned whip, cometh THREALDEAL! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"I'm going to torment you to the moon and back!!"
yuRiZ
Prowling through the freeway, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh YuRiZ! And he gives a spectacular grunt:
"In the name of malice, I lay waste to the landscape until there is no more hope!!"
Chris Krueger is msn name.
TheRealDeal is HC name
yuRiZ is WAR3X name
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted August 29, 2004 09:35 AM |
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FOR TitaniumAlloy
Running through the tundra, carrying a burning branch, cometh TitaniumAlloy! And he gives a vengeful howl:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! No flesh shall be spared!!!"
FOR Max
Stalking over the plains, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Max! And he gives a spectacular grunt:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I tear into the enemy faster than the super-flu!!"
Heres my one that i made up:
Sitting on a bench eating a sandwich, cometh TitaniumAlloy! And he says to the man in the car:
"Im gonna eat your babies."
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Q
Hired Hero
Moo,I say.
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posted January 08, 2005 12:48 PM |
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Here´s my own made up cry
plays a battle game on computer and when he clashes with the enemy he cries:
RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW(chicken)!
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 08, 2005 08:08 PM |
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Skulking amidst the tundra, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Dingo! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I feel like chicken tonight!!!"
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted January 08, 2005 10:26 PM |
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My two favorite Caleb quotes from Blood 2:
[Enters the dimly lit room with a chillingly solid smile-less face and the most darkly introverted of twisted personalities]
"It's howdy-doody time, kiddies, the *bad* man is here!!!"
"When you go to Hell, tell 'em I sent you. You'll receive a group discount!"
-guitarguy
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Orion
Known Hero
Dark God of Ordered Chaos
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posted January 11, 2005 04:27 AM |
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Orion
Hark! Who is that, skulking through the tundra! It is Orion, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He howls homicidally:
"I'm going to **** you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
orion
Hark! Who is that, rampaging along the steppes! It is Orion, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to bruise you until you turn inside-out!"
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil, for it bends to my will
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted June 22, 2006 11:58 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 23:59, 22 Jun 2006.
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Thought I'd bump this for all the new people to play with - just a warning there is some scary bad words sometimes... ooooooh  so don't forget to censor them entirely using *****
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted June 23, 2006 01:37 AM |
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Edited by Iris at 01:37, 23 Jun 2006.
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Iris:
Prowling on the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Iris! And she gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm going to torment you like a wrecking ball!!"
iris:
Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is Iris, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a vengeful howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to torment you beyond the end of time!!!"
(What's with me and tormenting people?  )
IRIS:
Prowling amidst the plains, carrying a burning branch, cometh IRIS! And she gives a low scream:
"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!"
IRis:
Skulking out of the hotel lobby, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh IRis! And she gives a spectacular howl:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"
OMG. I am very violent and scary.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted June 23, 2006 08:56 AM |
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kookastar:
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the plains! It is Kookastar, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She bellows ominously:
"I'm going to bruise you so hard, you'll age fifty years!!"
Kookastar
Striding along the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Kookastar! And she gives a cruel grunt:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"
Shhhhhhhhhhh Battle Kooka guard my pressies!!!
Kooka:
Who is that, skulking along the plains! It is Kooka, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She howls vengefully:
"I'm going to punch you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into a succubus!"
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Wacks
Adventuring Hero
Low postCount
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posted June 24, 2006 03:08 PM |
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Sprinting through the hotel lobby, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Wacks! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I slice through beating hearts faster than the super-flu!!"
Lo! Who is that, sprinting through the mountains! It is Wax, hands clutching a thorned whip! He roars mightily:
"I'm seriously going to flog you beyond the end of time, then bake cookies!!!"
- I don't like baking.
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TNT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted June 24, 2006 03:29 PM |
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Sprinting on the tundra, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh TnT_Addict! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"I'm going to flog you until you're bright blue!"
Striding over the wasteland, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh TNT_Addict! And he gives a cruel howl:
"I'm going to beat you until you are hot and bothered, and launch you into deep space!"
Wasteland... TNT_Addict... Hot  ... Spectacular  ... Bright and blue  ...?
It just freaked me out!
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted June 24, 2006 03:36 PM |
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But TNT...
What ever happened to "GRRRRAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"?
Hmmm. Not enough topless women for that, I suppose. 
-Guitarguy
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okiesolidarity
Known Hero
right brain/left brain wizard
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posted June 24, 2006 04:59 PM |
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Striding over the cliffs, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh okiesolidarity! And he gives a cruel scream:
"I'm seriously going to **** you with such disregard for common sense, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"
I am pretty mean, I guess...or maybe i still have a lot to learn about ****ing
Sprinting across the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh okie! And he gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to torment you for such a long time, your screams will reanimate the dead!!!"
I wonder what the spellpower is going to be? *dorky laugh*
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted June 24, 2006 06:05 PM |
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Edited by Iris at 18:06, 24 Jun 2006.
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Okie, your first one wins it all.
Let's try some emails and SNs.
Iris Mist
Skulking out of the tarmac, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Iris Mist! And she gives a booming bellow:
"I'm going to spank you so badly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"
(I apparently have a thing for tormenting people and reversing things. Like gender and blood flow.)
irismist
Hark! Who is that, striding along the mountains! It is Irismist, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a spectacular roar, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you beyond the end of time, and trade you for a candy bar!!"
TimeTravelerIris
Rampaging along the tundra, brandishing a burning branch, cometh TimeTravelerIris! And she gives a cruel scream:
"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!"
LadyLadyMaoMao
Rampaging across the wasteland, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh LadyLadyMaoMao! And she gives a spectacular roar:
"In the name of malice, I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!!!"
...Okay, no more of this. Hahahaha.
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War-overlord
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
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posted June 24, 2006 09:15 PM |
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Mine are these:
War-overlord
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the steppes! It is War-overlord, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to smash you so badly, you will wake up from the Matrix!"
War Overlord
Prowling on the freeway, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh War Overlord! And he gives a booming bellow:
"This one's for you, mom! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"
W-o
Who is that, rampaging out of the desert! It is W-o, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to brutalize you to the moon and back!"
personaly I like the one I came up with myself a long time ago a lot better.
"This will hurt you, more then it will hurt me. A HELL of alot more."
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"Die NOW and please me !"
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Vote El Presidente! Or Else!
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted June 24, 2006 09:20 PM |
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new ones...
Prowling on the wasteland, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Lith Maethor! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I pillage with reckless abandon!!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the tarmac! It is Lith Maethor, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He roars apocalyptically:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"
Sprinting through the desert, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Ithilion! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm going to clobber you until your mom feels it in her womb!"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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TNT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted June 24, 2006 09:33 PM |
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Quote:
Iris Mist
TimeTravelerIris
LadyLadyMaoMao
Thanks Iris!  Now I know all of your emails!
Be ready to recieve some love confessions from yours trully... 
And @Guitarguy it's pronounced GRRRAAAHHH!!!
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted June 24, 2006 10:20 PM |
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Disclaimer: If TnT suddenly disappears off the face of the earth, I had nothing to do with it.
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