Females:
1. You’re like a brother to me – Do you remember that geek in “deliverance” that played the banjo?
2. There is a tiny age difference between us – I don’t want to date my dad
3. You don’t attract me in THAT kind of a way – You’re the ugliest person I’ve ever seen
4. My life is too complicated right now – I don’t want you there all night to hear my phone discussions with the other men I’m currently dating
5. I have a boyfriend – I prefer my cat and 2l of Cola
6. I don’t date my colleagues from work – I wouldn’t date you even if we were galaxy neighbours…
7. It’s not your fault, it’s mine – It’s your fault
8. I’m single – I sworn not to date men like you
9. Let’s be friends – I want you to stay close by so that I can tell you about the men I am dating and currently having sex with. It’s the men perspective about things.
10 I'm curentlly concentrating on my career - even something as boring and unsatisfactory as my job is better than dating you
Males:
1. You’re like a brother to me – You're ugly
2. There is a tiny age difference between us – You're SO ugly
3. You don’t attract me in THAT kind of a way – You're damn ugly
4. My life is too complicated right now – You're Hideouslly ugly
5. I have girlfriend – You're too ugly
6. I don’t date my colleagues from work – You're UGLY
7. It’s not your fault, it’s mine – You're... ugly
8. I’m single – You're ugly
9. Let’s be friends – You're U_G_L_Y
10. I'm currentlly concentrating on my career - you're the most ugly person ever
Really cool, but I can say sometimes these things with their concrete meaning
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Not getting enough sleep therefore very angry and not nice at all.
posted May 12, 2004 08:47 AM
