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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: A dog's Diary vs. a Cat's Diary
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doomnezeu
doomnezeu


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Miaumiaumiau
posted May 19, 2004 08:15 AM

A dog's Diary vs. a Cat's Diary

As seen in a dog's diary:

8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!


As seen in a cat's diary:

Day 183 of my captivity ... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded and must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I can wait; it is only a matter of time ...

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regnus_khan
regnus_khan


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posted May 19, 2004 03:47 PM

Dog routine looks kinda interesting... LOL
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Angelspit
Angelspit


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posted May 19, 2004 04:21 PM

I got that in my mailbox five years ago!
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Celfious
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posted May 19, 2004 07:42 PM
Edited By: Celfious on 19 May 2004

yeaa.. like we really need another thread like this here.

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Asmodean
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posted May 20, 2004 02:55 AM

Jeez.
There never fails to be one person who says - I already seen this blah blah amount of times.
Well I hadn't seen it and thought it was really funny. I'm a cat person and this just cracked me up.

Are you a cat or a dog person? Or both? Or neither?
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gorman
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posted May 20, 2004 03:01 AM

I strongly doubt cat's would be that intellegent. However they do appear to be more so. I'd still take the dog over any cat
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Svarog
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posted May 20, 2004 03:05 AM

Pic says it all



Great post, doom! cat's are way too cooler than dogs. She's got style and elegance and intelligence and black magic inside her.
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Dingo
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posted May 20, 2004 03:25 AM

I thought it was funny.  hehe.


I like Cats more.  I don't think my cat is trying to escape from me.
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Angelspit
Angelspit


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posted May 20, 2004 04:41 AM

I'm a cat person. And I would have made a great cat myself.
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ratmonky
ratmonky


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Abu Hur Ibn Rashka
posted May 20, 2004 05:24 PM

No one here to defend dogs???
That dog diary looks exactly like my dog's except that he wakes me up in the mornings by singing with the alarm clock.

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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posted May 20, 2004 06:04 PM

Doggies all the way! No cat is more beautiful OR smart than my dalmatian
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ratmonky
ratmonky


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Abu Hur Ibn Rashka
posted May 20, 2004 06:09 PM
Edited By: ratmonky on 21 May 2004

Yup, go wook!
no cat funnier than my dachshund.

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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posted May 20, 2004 06:16 PM

You mean't no cat, right?
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Lich
Lich


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posted May 20, 2004 06:42 PM

I'm a Cat. I allways liked Cats more over dogs, (thought I have both), and they seems to like me too.
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Celfious
Celfious


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posted May 20, 2004 06:51 PM
Edited By: Celfious on 20 May 2004

asmo i did it on purpose cuz doomenzeu dose it pretty often. I'm sorry if you failed to see that

I like dogs and cats equaly. I wish I could have a dog, but thats hard to do in the apartment life so I have a cat
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doomnezeu
doomnezeu


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Miaumiaumiau
posted May 21, 2004 09:43 AM

lol, i think that celfious has a problem with me.
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Asmodean
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posted May 21, 2004 05:55 PM

I wasn't just an attck on you Celfious.
Just about every thread like this has someone popping up (probably Doomnezu ) and saying 'I already saw this'
So.
Some people might not have and appreciate it.
It just sounds a bit negative.
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Celfious
Celfious


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posted May 21, 2004 07:13 PM

no dooom not you, well, i dont like what asmodean was attacking, and i have a distaste for thoughts of assasanation as funny or literaly desired. anyways.. this is not a cat diary and I apologize

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regnus_khan
regnus_khan


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posted May 21, 2004 07:18 PM

I'm defending the dogs you change with CATS!

I hate CATS! They made me sneeze. Everytime I see one, I frighten them and make them go away.

Dogs are my style. I have a rottweiler. Is there a problem?

P.S. Who let the dogs out! Wuf, wuf, wuf, wuf-wuf-wuf!
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Lich
Lich


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posted May 21, 2004 08:45 PM

Quote:
I hate CATS! They made me sneeze. Everytime I see one, I frighten them and make them go away.


Sheesh and these kind of people want to become mods...
WHat a world... what a world...
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