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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Women's Personal ads.
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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posted August 29, 2006 07:44 PM

LMAO at this one:

When men say "I'm a novelist"
The really mean "I have 10 unpublished books"

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russ
russ


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posted August 29, 2006 07:59 PM

And now we know that FoG is a novellist

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DharcNemesis
DharcNemesis


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posted August 29, 2006 09:37 PM

Quote:
Hello ladies, my name is TnT and I am a mature, good looking guy I also have a good fashion sense

oh Im soooo agreeing with Asmodean on that particualr statement, TNT screams "Im so gay" hehe

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kookastar
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posted August 29, 2006 09:44 PM

 What else would he put in his personal ad I wonder

...I wish you had given me this tip years ago foggie, all those wasted years chacing novelests, and "independently wealthy's"

98% of "independently wealthy's" are guys living with their parents..

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LadyGem
LadyGem

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posted August 29, 2006 10:43 PM

I just noticed this thread...I've gotta hand it to you these are truly awesome - you were really on a roll

"professional" woman = B****?  Even as a member of the feminine persuasion that one is my favorite - a CV prerequisite for success??  And the "spiritual" man who went to church with grandma once had me literally LOL.

I am knocked out sometimes when I come across these ads, especially the number of them that say "I love long walks at the beach."  About 95% say this when probably people spend about .0001% of their lives walking on the beach


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friendofgunnar
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posted August 29, 2006 10:48 PM

Quote:
a long walk at the beach


That would make a great title for a novel.

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kookastar
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posted August 29, 2006 11:27 PM

LOL

Has anyone here actually put an ad in the personals?

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Iris
Iris


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posted August 29, 2006 11:27 PM

Quote:
98% of "independently wealthy's" are guys living with their parents..

Kookie, do you think that because you're married to a Cancer???  
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Gom_Jabbar
Gom_Jabbar


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posted August 29, 2006 11:55 PM

Do you have anything against Cancers??? Cause if you do then just tell me, right. They are the absolute best I tell you. The best. Yeah, That's right.

Hehe!!!
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Iris
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posted August 29, 2006 11:57 PM

Gom, do you live with your mommy?  
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Gom_Jabbar
Gom_Jabbar


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Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
posted August 30, 2006 12:00 AM

Aaaaaaaa...... no!

*goddammit she got me*

But why do you ask?
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Iris
Iris


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posted August 30, 2006 12:01 AM

Hehehe, Cancer Bastard analysis, coming soon.  
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Gom_Jabbar
Gom_Jabbar


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posted August 30, 2006 12:04 AM

Haha... great! But I ain't no bastard my dear! Just so you know.
And yes ladies, cancers are the most loving and romantic males you'll ever be able to find.

No kidding!
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