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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 28, 2004 10:42 PM |
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A Funny Friendship Poem
I got this in my mail and thought it was just another one of those pieces of crap I so often get. Once I read it though it had me laughing my a$$ off. Look it over.
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that you always get in your e-mail, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard or b***h who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4 When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and then tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use big words that have no meaning to add to your confusion.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because you are my...(I can say this)...friend.
Say this oath to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway. Wonder why??
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel .
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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BoogieMan
Famous Hero
The John of Spades
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posted May 29, 2004 04:36 PM |
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LOL!
If its author is a woman .. I have found my soulmate! 
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The BoogieMan wrote ... and saw that it was good.
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