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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted June 15, 2004 04:00 PM |
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WANTED: Guys who concider themselves Gods gift to women
... and no, i havent turned homosexual.. so no, the thread still isnt about me but about the show im about to put up 
What im looking for this time is guys who think they are HC:s top shot #1.
Applications will be taken via IM:s.
In these applications i want you to write the following:
* a short presentation of yourself (age/Live...etc)
* Why you wanna be a part of this and prove that your "the man" in HC.
As in last thread i dont want posts that speculates about this thread, i dont want any questions about it nor do i want spam here.
Now its up to you, dont hesitate... write me an IM and prove your charming skills in the upcoming show. Prove to us that its you that always gets the girl!
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Lich_King
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Supreme Hero
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posted June 15, 2004 04:06 PM |
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What trickery you are trying to make now, Stiven ??? Is this another part from your evil shemes ??? Is it a part of somekind revenge ???
*paranoic behaviour*
You will not recieve our souls !!!! NEVER !
THE SOULS ARE MINE !!!!
*starts running around the room, untill jumps throught the window...*
NEVEEEEEeeee..........
*BOOM*
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 16, 2004 12:34 AM |
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I am as all know the greastest gift to both men and women. Women want me and men want to be like me. There you have it. I am much to great for your show.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted June 16, 2004 12:36 AM |
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was that an application or a n00bish toss? Because if you talk the talk.. be prepared to walk the walk
or you gonna do the chicken dance away?
read above whats supposed to be in the application, i expect your IM along with some others later then 
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IYY
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted June 16, 2004 02:28 AM |
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I believe that any man who is, in fact, God's gift to women will lose this title by applying to or winning an online contest on HOMM forums.
I can imagine the winner trying to pick up chicks at a bar with the line "hey baby, I am the hottest dude on the heroes community forums! Hey, why are you walking away? Don't believe me? heroescommunity.com, try it, I really am!"
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted June 16, 2004 02:38 AM |
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well if thats how you approach a girl you will never get anywhere with em no matter what you say
and this is for fun, i know we have many talkers in this forum. So i thought id let some of em compete alittle and see who can back his words up best
so dont go tossing this thread just because you have no winning instinct or charm, go complain about that some place else
now.. lets see some competetive members, or are you all shy when it comes down to it?
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted June 16, 2004 02:46 AM |
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and this is for fun, i know we have many talkers in this forum.
Many?! From what I see, it's only Stiven bragging about his glorious Don Juan skills.
So, one contestant means one winner, right?
Come on everybody, let's all congratulate Sir_Stiven for his vistory - the Gods gift to women!
Congratulations Stiven! 
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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IYY
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted June 16, 2004 03:02 AM |
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well if thats how you approach a girl you will never get anywhere with em no matter what you say
Approach a girl? Maybe I am a bit new in that area. So far, they've all been approaching me first so I never had a chance to polish my pickup lines.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted June 16, 2004 04:31 AM |
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Haha Stiven, aren't you the funny one? Sending me an IM to join this? I never would have thought that you would think of me as a god! What an honor! First of all, I'd like to say that in no way in hell do I think of myself as "god's gift to women". Now I'll leave you to what ever joke you'll try and make of this. Good day
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted June 16, 2004 04:40 AM |
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Apart from the most obvious reason why I don't consider myself God's gift to women, I'm a bit miffed at the lack of IM's I have received regarding this venture.
After all - I'm gorgeous.
So I'll leave you all to another weird thread that sparks a little speculation, but fails to deliver any returns.
Slán.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 16, 2004 05:28 AM |
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I think I'll join this contest. I have already been in several beauty contests. Although I never win, it's still fun. Well let's see. Why am I "the man"? Well I guess I'm a man. That's a good start. Man I guess I'm not very good at this game. Maybe I should have stayed in my little hole creating more fantasy lands over in glade. Well I poked my head out and got dragged into some big mess again. *sigh*
Let's see what else can I do. Well I can give out QPs, but that's just another imaginary thing. Well I guess if I wanted to be "the man" in a fantasy land like HC, I should... create an alias named "The_Man."
Yeah sounds good. I guess I'm too late though. Man I wish I was the man.
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Go Red Sox!
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted June 16, 2004 12:36 PM |
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lol
this is fun.
OK.
So here is the deal, i got a funny gameshow concept... i got a hot girl waiting behind the scenes.
Last night i sent out one IM to members i would like to join. Firstly i didnt expect that guy to feel so honored about himself to go posting here about it. Secondly there are a base of 3-4 people i would like to join if they are interested, then the other places are open for grasps.
But some of you are just too much...you get an IM, you come here and whine about it. You dont get an IM (for the record n00bmedean you were going too) and you start whining here aswell.
So basically you have slammed this idea without any real clue what it is about?
Thats good thinking... especially since ive seen some of you complain about the quality of tavern aswell. But when something interesting comes up you slam it off right away with an ignorant attitude, so basically what you want is a funny tavern but you are under no conditions willing to make an effort or give something a chance for it?
I think ive made 2 threads here in tavern section (and two more in tribunal), i have as a rule not making threads unless they have a nice potential. This one does aswell.
So what you can do is keep complaining about everything here or apply to take a part in something that might just be real fun..the choice is yours.
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted June 16, 2004 04:53 PM |
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So basically you have slammed this idea without any real clue what it is about?
Not slamming per sé, just a harmless little toss. I thought you were all into your tossing Sir_Stiven?
So for the minute I'll bow my head and refrain from attempting to stimulate your humor receptors and wait for this 'glorious' show that's about to unravel before these very eyes. I'm sure.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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n00bmodean
Tavern Dweller
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posted June 16, 2004 04:55 PM |
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What's this all about? I'm such a n00b?!
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 16, 2004 06:41 PM |
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Ah'll be yer Huckleburry Stiven.
Need I really send an IM regarding my qualifications?
Bah, I'll just list them here.
I'm handsome now, having lost the pretty fagboy looks I once had.
I'm erudite.
I've got rough hands that know how to touch.
And, though it pains me to say this, I've been known to listen without judgement.
Finally, I've squared off with some of the best femicentrists here, held my ground, and garnered a few laughs in the process.
P.S. You'll find my resume in Battle of the Sexes.
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted June 16, 2004 08:22 PM |
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Alright, alright, The Ultimate Male is here now, so you can declare this petty contest officially over.
None of you keyboard cassanovas can compare with me in real life, so quit trying to think up some outrageous story such as the time you almost dated the prom queen but your ashtma was acting up or how you got some super models phone number but lost it when your PDA's battery died. Just go on back to your pathetic lives littered with computer games, Japanese anime, and comic book collections, and leave the RL ladykilling to me, The Ultimate Male.
On last thing. Ladies, I am done posting now, so please collect up your panties that you just removed, head immediately to your washrooms, and take a cold shower. I am sure that you will hear from me again, and perhaps a few of you real ladies (not you misguided geeks pretending to be female superheroines) may be fortunate enough for me to give you some of my attention. Until then...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted June 17, 2004 01:43 PM |
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Hahahaha
ok i'll join up, just for some laughs. This better be one funny thread Stiven! Dont get my hopes up for nothing!
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted June 17, 2004 03:02 PM |
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Or his mom.
a comment like this doesnt suprise me as you wouldnt the difference between a man and a woman anyway
only thing i have incommon with dingo is that the number of times ive been to the moon is the same number as he has had sexual relations
now go look for your attention some place else or do us all a favour and tell your mom that you want some attention instead
Nice to see you signing up DS, can be interesting since i might have some interesting contestants coming up...
still waiting for n00bmedeans, gormans and svarogs applications though
and off course it will be fun, afterall im running this thing so..
@svarog: hehe nope, i always use my handle and only my handle when i post. I can say im the best here instead of hiding my comments behind a 2nd handle
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 17, 2004 05:30 PM |
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Yeah see... I knew I wasn't the man. Sir_Stiven didn't even notice my application. I'm definitely going to crawl back into my hole and write some more stories. 
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Go Red Sox!
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted June 17, 2004 05:38 PM |
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lol it has alrdy been noticed RSF.. you as some others are written up on a note here
still need some more contestants though.. so come on, this will be fun
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