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Dingo
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posted June 18, 2004 10:09 PM |
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I bet TheUltimateMale would kick TheRealDeals ass.
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TheRealDeal
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posted June 18, 2004 11:05 PM |
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Dingo  i have a gift for you, www.Get-A-Life.Com
If you can read at all, which i doubt, you would have seen i was making practical jokes. So please, GAL 
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Svarog
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posted June 19, 2004 03:07 AM |
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I offer sex for free.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 19, 2004 06:18 AM |
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Yeah. I just got something that might make me less of a loser. I just got this job selling stuff over the phones. I sell Male Enhancement pills. It's a bit creepy for me, but I would say that maybe I would be more qualified as being God's Gift to Women... in an indirect sort of way.  I'm never win. An indirect sort of way. Bah!
Note: To make my posts funnier in this thread imagine Strong Sad from homestarrunner.com as the person who is saying all of this.
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TheRealDeal
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posted June 19, 2004 11:24 AM |
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Svarog.. For free? .. i always demand.. hey wait, i'm a virgin.
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The_Gootch
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posted June 22, 2004 11:04 PM |
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*looks at the other possible contestants*
Dragon_Slayer? Who the hell is Dragon_Slayer? I mean sure, I've read some of his posts. First word that comes to mind is 'dry'. Seriously, I've seen more personality on my cereal boxes than I've ever seen from him.
As for the ultimate male, HA! I had a sneaking suspicion who it was that was confirmed by KittenAngel's unbridled lust for him.
He's got it going on, sure. But I gotta ask him why he needed some stupid nom de plume to say what he really felt. Guess he didn't want to take responsibility for his brutishness. Pansy. He needs to grow a pair before he can claim that title.
I'm still waiting on Daddy to post some pretty-boy pic of his here to show that he belongs. Maybe his girlfriend Svarog can let him know of your little contest Stiven.
I'm locked, cocked, and ready to rock. Just waiting on the host of this show and the bachelorette...er...even that's not necessary.
If she's married, great. That means she's got somewhere else to go sleep at night.
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TheRealDeal
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posted June 22, 2004 11:58 PM |
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Haven't you read my post? I'm here to :@
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 23, 2004 12:24 AM |
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lol... still waiting for some applications here...
keep em coming in 
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Peacemaker
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posted June 23, 2004 12:50 AM |
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WATCH OUT GOOTCH. THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS YA COWARD.
I DARE you to respond.
(How DARE you slip under my nose within fifteen minutes???)
So there.
(Sorry Stiven. This is a personal thing.)
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Svarog
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posted June 23, 2004 02:41 AM |
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Svarog.. For free? .. i always demand.. hey wait, i'm a virgin.
And you stay that way for a long time. Hmm, I don't see you as the prize for this game, so buzz off. "The Gods Gift for females" or something i believe this thread was named.
And I'm not offering anything more in this game than free sex. So for now, count me as out of this "the biggest cock on the HC barn" contest. When I'm interested I shall make my presense known.
Now, I leave the battlefield to the "real" males here. lol. Let's see which of these roosters will be a king of the muck heap.
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Aculias
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posted June 23, 2004 03:40 AM |
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Quote:
*looks at the other possible contestants*
Dragon_Slayer? Who the hell is Dragon_Slayer? I mean sure, I've read some of his posts. First word that comes to mind is 'dry'. Seriously, I've seen more personality on my cereal boxes than I've ever seen from him.
As for the ultimate male, HA! I had a sneaking suspicion who it was that was confirmed by KittenAngel's unbridled lust for him.
He's got it going on, sure. But I gotta ask him why he needed some stupid nom de plume to say what he really felt. Guess he didn't want to take responsibility for his brutishness. Pansy. He needs to grow a pair before he can claim that title.
I'm still waiting on Daddy to post some pretty-boy pic of his here to show that he belongs. Maybe his girlfriend Svarog can let him know of your little contest Stiven.
I'm locked, cocked, and ready to rock. Just waiting on the host of this show and the bachelorette...er...even that's not necessary.
If she's married, great. That means she's got somewhere else to go sleep at night.
More personality on Lucky from Lucky Charms & I know Daddy looks like lucky but he sure does act like CuCU for coco puffs .
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 23, 2004 03:44 AM |
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Maybe The_Gootch and TheUltimateMale should start attacking each other and making each other look like losers. That might give me a chance. Wait a minute I seem to remember talking to someone named Gootch over the phones! He was gay and ordered a bunch of toys for his boyfriend. He kept calling him the ultimate male. I didn't actually think that was his boyfriend's name.
Okay everybody. Look this game is God's gift to women... in the partner kind of sense, not the "I designed your entire outfit" kind of sense.
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Aculias
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posted June 23, 2004 03:51 AM |
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COme to think of it The Pootch I mean Gootch seems to be infatuated by the daddys looks  .
Whats going on Gootch is it Jealousy or the Lucky look.
Or is it becaise you lost those pretty boy Locks from your hair ?
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tewilligar
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posted June 23, 2004 04:29 AM |
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the pootch.....lmaoooo
sorry,that was actually a good one lol
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted June 23, 2004 11:44 AM |
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@Gootch
Dry? Funny, whenever i think of the work dry you seem to come to mind. Must be your lame humor attempts
So how old are you anyway? I think your a bit past the expiry date to be entering a Best Male competition!
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TheRealDeal
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posted June 23, 2004 01:29 PM |
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Svarog, if we have to do this.. Actually i'm not a virgin, but if go a bit back in this thread and you read my aplication, you might get a good laugh. But everyone was all "Hey, im perfect", ánd i just wanted to do something else than that .... Actually i'm a 16 year old dude from Denmark, with great grades(seriously) lots of friends, and, I'M NOT A VIRGIN(definetly) And i'm going to high school next year, and i'm gonna ace it So actually i could be a good contestent for this thing, but it would'nt be as fun.
This was just for Svarog, and my application from the past is still the one that counts
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 23, 2004 07:12 PM |
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last application date is this friday.
apply or youll regret it
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Dingo
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posted June 29, 2004 10:45 AM |
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Friday was a few days ago. It's Now Tuesday!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 29, 2004 03:03 PM |
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all applications are taken and has been worked with, are just setting up some minor things now.
So it will kick off soon enough
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 02, 2004 07:07 AM |
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I wonder if I'm involved. He hasn't spoken to me yet.
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