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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted August 23, 2004 10:26 PM |
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well lets see if any of you can do anything better to impress the ladies.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted August 27, 2004 08:01 PM |
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Why i'm the perfect male, part 2: The Never Ending Sexiness
Maybe your sitting there, thinking "This guy CAN'T be so great that he says he is(go 2 page 2), he's just a geek HOPING he could be that good..." Here is more reasons WHY i am the Perfect Male.
1: I'm still a virgin, so satisfying me will be so incredibly easy, and you have your ways to finish yourself os aswell, since finishing me off takes no time at all.
2: Do you think massages are hot? Poke me in the side and my flubber will start bouncing, which will massage me for days, so i'll owe you ALOT of massages.
3: I have the entire collection of the X files, feeling the vibe of my sexiness already?
4: Since i have no life,I can't dance, so i'll have to take dancing lessons, isn't that romantic? (My tutor says that i should call greenpeace, i wonder why?)
5: I can easily take out 3 seats in your 4 seat-car, so in a way we have a Car for 2 person, which is cool, which is studly, so i have a cool and studly car  !
Right now your probably thinking how much you wan't me, or wan't to be like me, but it isn't over yet, more godhood shall be shown!
6: I haven't seen another human being for 9 years(or a shower for that matter) So i have A LOT of old jokes people will have forgotten, which makes me very popular, if im in, so are you(well, if it's a small house, and im in, im the ONLY one in(side).
Now your thinking that his powers can't be matched, but i have more!
7: Since i've never seen a woman before, even how ugly you may be i'll still think you are the HOTTEST thing alive(and i can't remember boys, so there is a chance for all)
Now your at the egde of the seat, thinking how YOU can be more like me, but if only live alone only using the internet for 10 years, only eating junkfood, YOU CAN BE LIKE ME!!
8: I'm so big that i have breasts, so if you have a lesbian side, i can satisfy it(along with myself) So if u are a lesbo, come get some! (i haven't seen my doomstick for years, so maybe there is more satisfaction for you!)
9: Since the closest thing i've ever gotten to sleeping with a woman, is my teddy bear(We are currently divorcing eachother, since i by accident ate him, he was covered in jelly beans..  ..) There is ANOTHER good side for you, by dating me. If you have a headache, you can just go to sleep! I'll just fondle your sleeping body, and since i'm used to a teddy bear, my touch is gentle(unless have some food all over you)
Now your really confused, thinking that GOD couldn't have made such a fine creature of the male sex(at the least i think i'm male) But it's true, i'm real !
Interested? See me at Geekville 2646 Hamsterroad, it's right next to MacD and burger king.
Want to email me? My email is SexyStud1937@Revengeofthegeeks.org
And last but not least, number:
10: My parents aint alive no more(They were in a food fight, and well..... You know the rest) Then NO annoying In-Laws
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted August 28, 2004 03:34 AM |
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Quote:
I think if any of you were God's gift to women, they would take you back to heaven with the receipt and exchange you for something else, maybe a nice pair of slippers
Unfortunately God wont take any refunds and exchanges. Thats not the way an ego-centric business magnate works. Plus he wants to get rid of the flawed goods too.
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 21, 2004 01:44 PM |
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Now it seems this game is raring to go again, but because of the little too long delay i would appreciate if the people interested in joining this outstanding game would re make their applications.
You are off course free to send in a new application for the game too even if you havent sent one in earlier.
But right now i got all i need for this outstanding game to kickstart and we´ll see who the real ultimate male is here 
For further instructions about this thread read my first post, now.. lemme see some applications again
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted September 21, 2004 05:38 PM |
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Reapplying:
Here is the perfect male! i'm what every girl and woman dreams about. Wondering if its just empty brag? here is why:
1: I'm so overweight, that no girl will ever hit on me, so im you'res forever!
2: I still live with my parents, so you dont have to cook!
3: I can have my fist in my mouth!
4: I've watched so many porn films, i know every possible way of doing it! never tried any of them tho.
5: You can borrow my BH's.
6: My IQ is under 90, so you'll always feel intelligent.
7: Since i'm a virgin, you can mold me just as you like!
Litteraly, i'm fat remember!
8: I can ALMOST have both my fists in my mouth, i could probably have both, but i'm curretly eating a hot dog.
9: i'm 49, so retirement here i come! No money worries at all!
10: Stiven is my boyfriend.
So here you have it! the 10 reasons im the perfect male!
PLUS! If you date me now, you get to borrow my::
STAR TREK SERIES!
I've also got the edition where Spock is played by Elijah wood. So Don't hesitate! Call me! .. My number is ..
*Burbs.. where is my damn McDonalds number?*
Excuse me, my mother just called.
Why i'm the perfect male, part 2: The Never Ending Sexiness
Maybe your sitting there, thinking "This guy CAN'T be so great that he says he is(go 2 page 2), he's just a geek HOPING he could be that good..." Here is more reasons WHY i am the Perfect Male.
1: I'm still a virgin, so satisfying me will be so incredibly easy, and you have your ways to finish yourself os aswell, since finishing me off takes no time at all.
2: Do you think massages are hot? Poke me in the side and my flubber will start bouncing, which will massage me for days, so i'll owe you ALOT of massages.
3: I have the entire collection of the X files, feeling the vibe of my sexiness already?
4: Since i have no life,I can't dance, so i'll have to take dancing lessons, isn't that romantic? (My tutor says that i should call greenpeace, i wonder why?)
5: I can easily take out 3 seats in your 4 seat-car, so in a way we have a Car for 2 person, which is cool, which is studly, so i have a cool and studly car !
Right now your probably thinking how much you wan't me, or wan't to be like me, but it isn't over yet, more godhood shall be shown!
6: I haven't seen another human being for 9 years(or a shower for that matter) So i have A LOT of old jokes people will have forgotten, which makes me very popular, if im in, so are you(well, if it's a small house, and im in, im the ONLY one in(side).
Now your thinking that his powers can't be matched, but i have more!
7: Since i've never seen a woman before, even how ugly you may be i'll still think you are the HOTTEST thing alive(and i can't remember boys, so there is a chance for all)
Now your at the egde of the seat, thinking how YOU can be more like me, but if only live alone only using the internet for 10 years, only eating junkfood, YOU CAN BE LIKE ME!!
8: I'm so big that i have breasts, so if you have a lesbian side, i can satisfy it(along with myself) So if u are a lesbo, come get some! (i haven't seen my doomstick for years, so maybe there is more satisfaction for you!)
9: Since the closest thing i've ever gotten to sleeping with a woman, is my teddy bear(We are currently divorcing eachother, since i by accident ate him, he was covered in jelly beans.. ..) There is ANOTHER good side for you, by dating me. If you have a headache, you can just go to sleep! I'll just fondle your sleeping body, and since i'm used to a teddy bear, my touch is gentle(unless have some food all over you)
Now your really confused, thinking that GOD couldn't have made such a fine creature of the male sex(at the least i think i'm male) But it's true, i'm real !
Interested? See me at Geekville 2646 Hamsterroad, it's right next to MacD and burger king.
Want to email me? My email is SexyStud1937@Revengeofthegeeks.org
And last but not least, number:
10: My parents aint alive no more(They were in a food fight, and well..... You know the rest) Then NO annoying In-Laws
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted September 22, 2004 04:54 AM |
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This game doesn't exist. I mean wtf? What's the point of this game? Why didn't this start last summer? I want a refund.
10 Reasons to Give Me a Refund:
1.) I want a friggin refund.
2.) I'm pissed.
3.) I'm gonna boot yo ass.
4.) There are no chicks and never will be.
5.) And I ran out of reasons so I'm just going to
6.) Fill in the rest with a bunch of ranting
7.) Raving like a moron
8.) And tell you to stop getting so excited
9.) And give you my application which is right here
10.) http://heroescommunity.com/member.php3?action=viewprofile&UserName=RedSoxFan3
11.) And this is like not 10 reasons anymore now
12.) And the reasons aren't even related to getting
13.) A refund anymore
14.) And this is a run-on sentence
15.) And I have bad grammar
16.) And this is really boring to read
17.) So I'm going to start saying random foods now
18.) Beef
19.) It's What's for Dinner
20.) Pork
21.) The Other White Meat
22.) Tube Steak
33.) The Other Other White Meat
52.) Placenta
53.) African Tribe Cuisine
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Go Red Sox!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted September 22, 2004 04:56 AM |
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This game doesn't exist. I mean wtf? What's the point of this game? Why didn't this start last summer? I want a refund.
10 Reasons to Give Me a Refund:
1.) I want a friggin refund.
2.) I'm pissed.
3.) I'm gonna boot yo ass.
4.) There are no chicks and never will be.
5.) And I ran out of reasons so I'm just going to
6.) Fill in the rest with a bunch of ranting
7.) Raving like a moron
8.) And tell you to stop getting so excited
9.) And give you my application which is right here
10.) http://heroescommunity.com/member.php3?action=viewprofile&UserName=RedSoxFan3
11.) And this is like not 10 reasons anymore now
12.) And the reasons aren't even related to getting
13.) A refund anymore
14.) And this is a run-on sentence
15.) And I have bad grammar
16.) And this is really boring to read
17.) So I'm going to start saying random foods now
18.) Beef
19.) It's What's for Dinner
20.) Pork
21.) The Other White Meat
22.) Tube Steak
33.) The Other Other White Meat
52.) Placenta
53.) African Tribe Cuisine
69.) Pussycats
70.) Dog's Best Meal
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Go Red Sox!
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted September 23, 2004 02:44 AM |
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if he gets a refund then i want one what happen to that 200 dollars you promissed me if i posted here? pay up now.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 23, 2004 01:53 PM |
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foo bums, stop the spamming and gimme some applications. if you are here trying to be funny please go some place else
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted September 23, 2004 03:36 PM |
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I'm serious about my application.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 24, 2004 09:41 AM |
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Yes, we may have to demote RSF.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 24, 2004 05:14 PM |
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yupp, thats why i wanna know who still are interested
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 25, 2004 02:02 AM |
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Im still ready to beat all the geeks around here
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 25, 2004 06:34 PM |
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good, now lemme see some more applications dropping in
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 27, 2004 04:25 PM |
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will be more funny if i get some more of those applications in, stop being lazy now and try and show who´s the man
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted September 27, 2004 04:29 PM |
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Once they saw me they thought "I haven't got a chance.."
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 28, 2004 01:56 PM |
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u cant be serious...
Obviously realn00b is just talking himself up to help boost his confidence!
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 28, 2004 02:05 PM |
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foobums, send your applications in!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 28, 2004 02:07 PM |
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Quiet! I aint puttin in no application form... im too cool for that!
Besides you already know about me Stiven
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted September 28, 2004 02:57 PM |
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And thats why he can't considder it an application.
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