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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom
Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom This thread is 31 pages long: 1 10 ... 17 18 19 20 21 ... 30 31 · «PREV / NEXT»
mvassilev
mvassilev


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Undefeatable Hero
posted December 27, 2004 12:04 AM

Quote:
have my head in a gril arms with the beer in one hand and just dream


Since when do grills have arms? And why would you put your hands in them? LOL, sorry, couldn't resist.

I would like to say that I am not an alchoholic. Thank you.
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Shai-Hulud
Shai-Hulud


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Sicomor
posted December 27, 2004 01:11 AM

I believe you know what I meant.. and believe me.. what you wrote had an absolute lack og humor.. serioulsy.. Indeed, I write with many many mistakes.. but.. most posts that I write are when I drank at least 2 black beers and so on..  
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Daddy
Daddy


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and why not.
posted December 27, 2004 01:20 AM

Ah, Shai, that was a very harmless joke
I found it funny btw

to joke around with typos isnt a bad thing

reg
Daddy
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted January 03, 2005 02:43 AM

On the contrary, this is funny. But you want to hear a better one? TUM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know what the initials stand for? The Ugly Muckfish? NO! Thouroughly Uddered Moo? NO! The Umbelical Mutt? NO!

He
is
the
one
and
only
THE-ULTIMATE-MAIL!

LOL!!!!!!

Cybergeeks rule.
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted January 03, 2005 05:23 AM

Trodgor, I think it's ok to mix Coke and Rum.  

But I'm not the Ultimate Male, so don't take my advice.
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THEultimateN...
THEultimateN00B

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posted January 03, 2005 09:44 AM

Still haven't figured out who TUM is? Or the TUG guy? Wow.....you poor poor ppl
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


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Foobum* of Justice!
posted January 03, 2005 11:35 AM

That must be mvass
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Vadskye91
Vadskye91


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Back again
posted January 03, 2005 04:15 PM

no mvass isn't smart enough for that


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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted January 04, 2005 12:07 AM

You've got it. I'm TUM. Only I could be as studly to create a new member and make him convert you cybergeeks to non-cybergeeks. And then I made you confused by pretending to be mad at myself. And give myself 2 PIMP points on the report cards. The trick worked. I am TUM and TUG. I am the GOD OF ALL!

Until next time, assorted cybergeeks, and remember...
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THEultimateN...
THEultimateN00B

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posted January 04, 2005 07:45 AM

Dare I ask if that hapless excuse of a male always attempts to increase his self esteem in manners such as the one I'm currently seeing? How sad to be related to him, assuming he has living relatives and wasn't adopted or any such thing? I'm sorry for you being the way you are mvass person. It must be rather lonely being you.
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TheUltimateMale


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posted February 26, 2005 02:45 PM
Edited By: TheUltimateMale on 26 Feb 2005

Pssssss....Hey.....CyberGeek....Guess What?

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!



Prepare to make your escape from your CyberSlavery, and always keep in mind...
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted February 26, 2005 04:14 PM

* a sigh of relief escapes the lips of every female member *

Ahhh, there's still some hope....
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TheUltimateM...
TheUltimateMale


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Male Escort
posted February 26, 2005 05:33 PM bonus applied.
Edited By: TheUltimateMale on 26 Feb 2005

Freddie Mercury, Eat Your Heart Out!

Bohemian CyberGeek Rhapsody

Music by Queen, Alternate Lyrics by The Ultimate Male


Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Stuck on a website
No escape from Heroes Community
Open your ports
Look into your shorts and see
Gorman’s a sure geek, Terje needs no reality
Because they’re easy come, easy go,
A little shy, little slow,
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me,
And HC

Lord_Woock, just joined a Blog,
Put a computer by his bed,
Clicked its buttons, now it's dead,
Dingo’s CyberLife had just begun,
But now he’s gone and thrown it all away
Trogdor oooh-oooh-a-oooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Power down, power down, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my post is done,
Sends shivers down my spine
Fingers clicking all the time,
Goodbye CyberBuddies, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Consis oooh-oooh-a-oooh (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never logged-on at all

I see a large silhouetto of a mage,
Valeriy, Valeriy will you give me a QP?
Avatar with scepter, very very clever see
DragonSlayer, He’s a player,
DragonSlayer, He’s the mayor,
DragonSlayer figaro - Magnifico
But I'm just a CyberGeek and nobody loves me
Shai’s just a CyberGeek from a techie family
Spare RealDeal his life from this community
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Pan-dor-a! No, I will not let you go let him go
Pan-dor-a! I will not let you go let him go
Pan-dor-a! I will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go
Asmodean has a joystick put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can flood protect me and spit in my eye
So you think you can block me and leave me to die
Oh Khaelo-Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here

HC really matters,
Any mod can see,
HC really matters, HC really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....


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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted February 26, 2005 05:41 PM

QP applied, I mean... how could I not?
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted February 26, 2005 05:55 PM

Can I enter that as my contest entry against Shadowcaster?
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draco
draco


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Famous Hero
posted February 26, 2005 05:58 PM

That was FREAKING AWESOME! reminds me of my Weird Al craze days

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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
posted February 26, 2005 06:31 PM

BRAVO, TUM. (Get my pics yet?)
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 26, 2005 11:48 PM
Edited By: Lord_Woock on 26 Feb 2005

If there's an undeserved QP on HC, it's this one.

Sure, I like a good Queen parody every now and then. Keyword: GOOD.

This one plain damn sucks. I've seen a LOTR parody better than this (if that's not saying "THIS SUCKS" then nothing is).

EDIT: and now, for some constructive criticism

You can't just take a band's best song (I prefer These Are The Days Of Our Lives, but I ain't gonna argue with the rest of the world) and stuff it with HC references. You have to make it rhyme in every place the original rhymed. Basically, if you can sort of sing the parody in your mind so that the words are the only difference, then it's a good parody. Face it. You can't do that with this one. Many lines are overextended.

Want a good Queen parody? Check out LichKing's post in Tossers' Tavern. It ain't very big, but it sure as hell is better than this.
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted February 27, 2005 12:05 AM

Lord Woock --



ROFL!!!!!!!!

If you’re not kidding I’d swear you are manifesting the clear symptoms of having a corn cob lodged in an inconvenient location.

Please tell me it ain't so, man.





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TheUltimateM...
TheUltimateMale


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Male Escort
posted February 27, 2005 12:16 AM

Artistic Jealousy

Please don't be too hard on Lord_Kook.  I think he had a very rough week at The Guild of Pixel Artists.  Rumor has it that the Guildmaster caught him and Daddy licking their monitors while working on their latest masterpiece, Cotton Candy Mink.
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