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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted August 13, 2004 04:27 AM |
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Nothing wrong with that!
I want to see what he and Khaelo are too actually...
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Knowledge is power...
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted August 17, 2004 12:15 PM |
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The ultimate geek has been spending too much time playing his internet based games to even bother with his own thread anymore.
Incase people havnt noticed he is actually the biggest geek out of everyone. He always makes creative names for everyone, types lots of stuff in bold and always makes big posts. All of this is time consuming which makes him a big computer geek, trying to look cool by teaching people to be cool.
Plus you cant teach people to be cool. Your either cool or your not 
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted August 17, 2004 12:17 PM |
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Listen up Fluffy the Dragon Slayer, TUM is doing good work in the community, so get of his case and find a girl that'll will let you past second base.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted August 17, 2004 10:57 PM |
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LOL @ Asmo... Should you really be talkin since getting anywhere w/a girl won't even get you ON base? Then again you have good reason but if u r gonna dish it to someone about a girl then you can take it just as well
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted August 18, 2004 03:44 AM |
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He's playing a different sport gorman. I'm sure he's winning there.
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 18, 2004 04:07 AM |
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TheUltimateFail has forsaken us! Let us rejoice- I meant grieve! Really! I did! (not)
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Eccentric Opinion
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted August 18, 2004 07:18 AM |
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He promised me a report card. He is faul for not giving me one.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted August 18, 2004 09:22 AM |
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Foul realdeal, its spelt FOUL...
Ohhh Asmo my girl is special... she prefers holding hands and kissling lips rather than making love and all that other sexual fun stuff!
*Incase you didnt know that was sarcastic*
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted August 19, 2004 02:46 PM |
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Asmo may not recognize sarcasm and women at the same time You'd have to be plain with him there. And I must agree Svarog...he probably is winning at whatever game he prefers
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted August 20, 2004 05:23 AM |
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The real crime in all of this is how the hell Gorman got a higher score than me.
Me!!
That two-bit, pencil-neck, zit-covered, collared-shirt wearing, completely-clueless-about-chicks geekezoid got a higher score than me?
Half of his posts are, and I quote, "LOL".
I thought the fix would be in TUM for this little report card of yours. What the **** happened? Did he hack into your little comp and change some things around? Did you agree to write nice things about him in exchange for him proofreading your fitness report?
As for my score, surely you've forgotten some of my illustrious accomplishments here. I hate tooting my own horn but I'll be damned 'ere I let gorman beat me at something--even something as wretched and foul-smelling as your point system.
#1. Trash talking. My skillz are so good that anyone else besides my target laughs out loud whenever I respond.
Case in point, someone once asked what the best hero was in HOMM III.
I was the first respondent. Told him 'his mother'. And I explained that noone was able to take on as many troops as she could. You think Gorman could've gotten that creative?
#2. Speaking of creative and original, you've decided to try to improve upon my seamless mixing of D & D geekdom with modern living. I was the one who threw at Conn in his ultimate geek shop things like 'full coverage insurance' and 'Acme Lightning Rod'.
I was the first, I might remind you, who came up with the idea of a jockstrap of protection. Your little infringement on my copyright didn't go unnoticed.
Take away points for letting the stupid polar bear storyline get out of hand. I don't care. You just need to acknowledge my pimpness in this department.
One more example of my creative originality was telling Peacemaker to 'make Chief Gootch a succotash pot pie.' Man, I still laugh about that one. I'm sure you did too when you read it.
#3. Punking out Wesley.
#4. Taking the fight to the frickin tohers when there was a war between the tavern and toh. Unfortunately, some of my best material is forever lost cause DarknessQueen's ogre of a husband deleted his threads.
#5. And last but not least, I knocked the bottom out of a goddess and then never acknowledged her presence again.
Now, who's a pimp?
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted August 20, 2004 03:11 PM |
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To The Great And Powerful, Almighty, Immortal Knower Of Things
The_Ultimate_Male_ has not heard my prayers.....therefore I look to a new master. I can see The_Gootch is most experienced and skilled in the many ways that I am not. I pray to a new deity!
OH GREAT MASTER OF PIMP-DADDY-JEDI-TOSSERNESS!
TEACH ME THE ART AND SECRETS OF THE GREAT GOOTCHORAMA!
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted August 20, 2004 03:39 PM |
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The Kinder Garden Toss off
DS, go look faul up in the dictionary, then look at my sentence again, alright?
To Mr.Pootch, wow. Ofcourse your a stud, every damn stud ALWAYS complains when they are called a nerd, or not. Usually jocks don't care, but you do. Which makes you.. what? Making that long post about what a stud you are really helps a lot aswell, you big chick magnet you. If you really were a none-nerd you wouldn't care less, but this shows what? .. Hmm... C'moooon.. think ..
And consis, are you on drugs?
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 20, 2004 03:42 PM |
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Sorry to rain on your parade, but Merriam-Webster Online doesn't recognize the word "faul". You can see the definition of "foul" here
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted August 20, 2004 04:10 PM |
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I just took my dictionary and Faul is a word there(yes, the book kind) and it recognises Faul.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 20, 2004 04:45 PM |
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Maybe you've got a faul dictionary?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted August 20, 2004 11:21 PM |
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You're right Gootch. I must admit it is so shameful to get a lesser score than me. However, all I can say is it's about time someone realized that there is a possibility, made probable, that someone's just better than ya. You can trash talk me all you'd like and I wouldn't blink. If you want to make fun of me, go ahead. It'd make my day! Seriously! I can laugh at myself as well as anyone else. Maybe that's what you're lackin eh? A couple of ***** which help a man enable the ability to laugh at himself. Oh well, I'll just let you complain some more as I laugh that the mighty goliath got slain by david.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted August 22, 2004 08:02 AM |
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Cant be bothered looking it up in the dictionary so i will just take your word for it
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted August 22, 2004 08:37 PM |
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Just don't forget where your bag of quarters and your joc-strap-of-holding ended up, Pootch.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted August 23, 2004 11:11 PM |
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Does anybody aside from me think that The Ultimate Male's long absence is actually his way of trying to make us beg for more?
Not that I'm begging....'Cuz I'm not like.. enamoured with the guy or anything... Just curious as a moderator of this forum, you know - wanting to know what's what around here
But where did he go? *looks around suspiciously*
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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LichKing
Honorable
Known Hero
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posted August 24, 2004 03:18 AM |
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Whoa!!!
Damn, how did I overlook this thread for so long?
This has got to be the best thread ever written in HC.
My ribs will be sore for a week from reading just the first 3 pages.
This dude rocks!
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SOUND THE CHARGE!! INTO GLORY RIDE!!!
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