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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 22, 2004 02:30 AM |
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dalai-lama you tosser, you are taking this just alittle bit to serious... 
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Khayman
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posted July 22, 2004 03:03 AM |
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Count me in
I've been following this thread from the start, mostly for entertainment and amusement. This Ultimate Freak is definitely out of control and obviously has too much time on his hands. However, I would be a liar if I didn't admit I liked the guy. You can definitely tell he was a Cyber Geek himself at one time, because he knows too much about this stuff.
Rate me, Ultimate Male, if you dare...
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mvassilev
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posted July 22, 2004 03:46 AM |
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Hey! TheUltimateMale, I have a challenge for you. Make me worthy of a rating of 20. If you suceed, hey, that's what you want, right? If you fail...
You will forever be known as TheUltimateFail.
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Oldtimer
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Please leave a message after..
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posted July 22, 2004 06:56 AM |
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Props.....
I confess I too thought The Undelivered Mail was just another poser. I assumed he was just another selfloathing 14 year old pimply face kid, who was so disgusted with himself that he railed against those just like him. I thought this without reading any of these posts (they were rather long and I've been burned so ofter by long boring posts that I tend to pass right over them) but I give credit where it is due.
He could be my own son.
(Too bad he's starting to geek it up with all that D&D crap, but I guess you must speak the language if your going to be the Prophet)
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 22, 2004 09:33 AM |
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I've been following this thread from the start, mostly for entertainment and amusement. This Ultimate Freak is definitely out of control and obviously has too much time on his hands. However, I would be a liar if I didn't admit I liked the guy. You can definitely tell he was a Cyber Geek himself at one time, because he knows too much about this stuff.
Rate me, Ultimate Male, if you dare...
Hey TUM. You mind if I take this one? Good.
Khave Monkey.
You're rating is Cybergeek Schizophrenic. This means you get about 8 1/2 PIMP points. and at least 20 ****ed Up In The Head points. You are the guy that knows he's not cool enough in cyberworld to get his way into the modsquad. You are the Ultimate Cybergeek wannabe. The guy who spends his time in dozens of forums using numerous aliases. You are so out of touch with reality that you can not even define yourself as a person.
While I'm at it, I might as well do Moldboner as well.
You are the PIMP Off His Game. After a night of trying to pick up chicks in the bar, you were a cocky and went for a babe a bit out of your league. After being shut down, you return back to your house to surf porn for a few hours. After you take care of... things... you find that it is still several hours before you normally go to bed. Normally at this hour you would be just getting started with some hot babe. So to kill the time you spend the next hour or two surfing message boards and chat rooms until you get tired enough to fall asleep.
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Go Red Sox!
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Dingo
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posted July 22, 2004 09:37 AM |
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I can't wait until I get rated!
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Lich_King
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posted July 22, 2004 10:22 AM |
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dalai-lama you tosser, you are taking this just alittle bit to serious...
Yes, dalailama... this is not a wannabe tosser thread you know... Besides.. a guy used "cheese" and jedi powers... which are in us (oook...) and I'm with 0... Worng maths...
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted July 22, 2004 12:31 PM |
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I have figured the Ultimate Male out! I know his ways but i will not tell anyone! It is up to you cybernerds to figure it out for yourselves!
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Shai-Hulud
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posted July 22, 2004 12:46 PM |
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dalai-lama you tosser, you are taking this just alittle bit to serious...
Yes, dalailama... this is not a wannabe tosser thread you know... Besides.. a guy used "cheese" and jedi powers... which are in us (oook...) and I'm with 0... Worng maths...
Well.. It seems that not only wrong maths... Also wrong english  Also I think not only writing gets you down, also reading.. As I said in the Tavern's feedback.. I consider calling someone Dalai-Lama an honour, which I don't deserve
btw.. I really like cheese in RL.
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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted July 22, 2004 03:17 PM |
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Cybergeek Progress Reports
Cybergeeks, be advised, Cybergeek Progress Reports are scheduled to be released this Friday. If you were brave enough (or foolish enough) to have posted in this wonderful self-help thread, then you, yes YOU, will be receiving a progress report and subsequent rating. My advice to you is to prepare yourselves for these report cards, because when mommy and daddy see these(or your partner, if you are one of the few here who actually has a partner) , you may be grounded from the Internet for life!
I understand that Friday is quickly approaching, however, there is still some time left for you CyberSqueaks to earn some Extra Credit PIMP Points. Feel free to share some of your life's major accomplishments that you think may help in your progress report, but be warned...You may think you are being SuperCool, when in fact the truth is you are acting the CyberFool!
So if you feel the need to tell me about the time you ALMOST dated the prom queen but your ashtma was acting up or how you got some super model's phone number but LOST IT when your PDA's battery died, then that is all good and well. Just keep in mind, I was once a CyberWeenie just like you, and The Ultimate Male can tell when you are lying!
So keep studying hard and practicing what I am preaching here, and for goodness sake, try to stop licking your monitors so much! Until Friday...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 22, 2004 03:59 PM |
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Haha, I have finally started reading The Science of Discworld! 
So how many PIMP points do I get for that, eh?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Svarog
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Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted July 22, 2004 07:48 PM |
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It's all great that UM has decided to do all of us a favor and sacrifice his time for rating us.
But I have subtle suspicions about the credibility of a guy whose brain fluid is more fresh that the one from his prostate. 
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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barbarian
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posted July 22, 2004 10:01 PM |
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Cybergeeks, be advised, Cybergeek Progress Reports are scheduled to be released this Friday. If you were brave enough (or foolish enough) to have posted in this wonderful self-help thread, then you, yes YOU, will be receiving a progress report and subsequent rating. My advice to you is to prepare yourselves for these report cards, because when mommy and daddy see these(or your partner, if you are one of the few here who actually has a partner) , you may be grounded from the Internet for life!
I understand that Friday is quickly approaching, however, there is still some time left for you CyberSqueaks to earn some Extra Credit PIMP Points. Feel free to share some of your life's major accomplishments that you think may help in your progress report, but be warned...You may think you are being SuperCool, when in fact the truth is you are acting the CyberFool!
So if you feel the need to tell me about the time you ALMOST dated the prom queen but your ashtma was acting up or how you got some super model's phone number but LOST IT when your PDA's battery died, then that is all good and well. Just keep in mind, I was once a CyberWeenie just like you, and The Ultimate Male can tell when you are lying!
So keep studying hard and practicing what I am preaching here, and for goodness sake, try to stop licking your monitors so much! Until Friday...
didn't you say we were cybergeeks cause we were posting many things and doing it alot, well aren't you doing it, as i see it you are a cybergeek to, cause if you weren't a cybergeek how come you are here, posting with us .
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted July 22, 2004 10:37 PM |
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Barbarian, Don't you pay attention? The UltimateMale was once a Cybergeek, then he became the Ultimate Male. He is here to help us.
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Vadskye91
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Back again
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posted July 22, 2004 10:40 PM |
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I submit a request to be rated as well! 
And for my PIMP points: I spend more time reading books than I do surfing the web. What does that count for?
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Knowledge is power...
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barbarian
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posted July 22, 2004 10:43 PM |
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I don't need no help i don't have a problem i only post here during my vacation, i don't do it all the time.
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greek_god_su...
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Bringer Of Light
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posted July 22, 2004 10:59 PM |
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I don't need no help i don't have a problem i only post here during my vacation, i don't do it all the time.
lol
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Svarog
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Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted July 22, 2004 11:08 PM |
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Admitting the problem is the first step to resolving it.
Ask the drug addicts if you dont believe me, barbarian.
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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted July 23, 2004 12:08 AM |
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Personal Message For Barbarian Queen
Barbarian Queen, please, just take a deep breath and relax for a moment. I am here to help you. You do not have to take my advice nor apply my techniques. However, if you choose not to follow my guide, then take a good look below at yourself 20 years from now.
I look forward to working very closely with you in the near future to help save you from yourself. Until we meet again, CyberWarrior in Deep, Deep Denial...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 23, 2004 12:20 AM |
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And as of yet, TheUltimateMale hasn't done anything. I can predict his reports.
Everyone will have a 0.
Since he read the line above, he will give us all 1, to prove me wrong.
Since he read the line above, he will give us all 2, to prove me wrong.
Since he read the line above, he will give us all 3, to prove me wrong...
Until we have 20. Then we will be insulted. Cybergeeks rule
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