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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom
Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom This thread is 31 pages long: 1 ... 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20 30 31 · «PREV / NEXT»
Dingo
Dingo


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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted July 24, 2004 07:34 AM

Cybergeeks rule. Pimps are evil and stupid people. Cybergeeks should take over the world.


No!  You are very wrong!  Plus if Cybergeeks ruled the world, then the human race would die.  We all know that Cybergeeks can't get the ladies, so reproduction would never happen.  The World Would End!

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TheUltimateMale is a Cybergeek in disguise (though not much of a disguise)! How else would he find HC?


TheUltimateMale was once a Cybergeek.  That should explain it.  He is here to help us all, listen to his words of wisdom.  I am, and I can feel my personality improving.  My entire life is becoming better, ever since I followed the UltimateMales Guide!

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Fan of Red Sox
posted July 24, 2004 11:45 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 24 Jul 2004

I have some bones to pick Mr. Heartburn Reliever.

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-1 for admitting to being a Boston Red Sox fan (+1 for Courage, -2 because it’s the BoSox)


Just so you know it's the hometown team and after the Redsox win it this year. There will be lots of drunk girls to play with. So there.

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+1 since the BoSox have Johnny Damon (hairstyle resembles TUM’s)


So basically this is to balance out penalizing me for being cool.

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-1 for blaspheming Let’s Have War is “the greatest thread on HC” (like it can even compare to this thread)


Let's Have War is a great story and writing whether online or not, is something I will being doing till the day I die.

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-1 falsely claiming “I have always put RL before internet” (demonstrates Denial, typical Moderator Rationalization)


Do you know how many times I've made plans with RL chicks through AOL Instant Messenger?

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+2 for creating The Chameleon (demonstrates Creativity)



+1 PIMP point to Mr. Heartburn for recognizing quality when he sees it.

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-1 for misspelling Chameleon in the first post


You think chicks care if I make typos?

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+2 for going back to modify and improve The Chameleon with creative kits (demonstrates Creativity and Potential)


What about Determination, the drive to succeed? You forgot that.

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-1 for thinking the CyberDork female on the right was hot (demonstrates Delusional)


Apparently Mr. Heartburn Reliever got rejected by the sophisticated types and holds a grudge against those hot "so called geeks." Either that or he holds little grasp on the term "potential." Just a trip to the beach and the dress code has gone from dorky to superhot. Gotta love those bikinis.

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+2 for noticing the blonde girl’s one breast was larger than the other and they were fake (+1 Potential, +2 Attentiveness [+1 for each breast], -1 for staring at picture too long)


Dude, I noticed that like immediately.

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+1 for recognizing quality when he sees it


Of course. I have good taste.

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+1 for “KhaveMonkey” and “Moldboner” (demonstrates Creativity)


Yeah that's part of the reason why I write stories and music. Cause this man is creative. Oh yeah!


One final thing. I'm suprised to see that TUM hasn't mentioned the most important thing to being a PIMP. And it's not showering or wearing deodorant. Yes it's called confidence.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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posted July 24, 2004 12:03 PM

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Buddy, if YOU'd lost 3 pages of Let's Have War you'd be bummed too!
Oh yeah? I lost two whole Axis threads You just had to rebuild part of the story, while I had to start over.
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted July 24, 2004 08:57 PM

Hey, I thought you told me in our many secret and seductive IM's to one another that I WAS GOING TO GET A REPORT CARD TOO!!!!



Boy am I dissappointed.  Guess I'll have to issue a report card on you, and it won't be good...  
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
posted July 24, 2004 09:36 PM

Huh?  You got a report card...  Here it is.

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SleazeFaker (Peacemaker) ….. PIMP Pts: 12 …Rating: CyberNerd
+2 for having only HC avatar with full frontal nudity (+1 for each breast exposed)
+1 for “Recently relinquished wearing undergarments for lent” (need I explain?)
-1 for knowing that other members always misspell the word “because”
-2 for creating delusional fantasy about meeting TUM in real life
+1 for having delusional fantasy about meeting TUM in real life (demonstrates Potential)
+1 for daring TUM to “Blow [her] out of the water” (TUM digs challenging & aggressive females)


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barbarian
barbarian


Famous Hero
posted July 24, 2004 09:47 PM

Look mr. ultiamte know it all, just because we post here dosen't mean we do it all the time, well some of us do, but not me and you don't even know me so don't think that just because i do something, it means i do it all the time, like you say i do, and even if you do say so fine say what what you want about me, but i know what i am, and that what you write is not based on nothing, so keep saying it if that makes you happy.
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted July 24, 2004 09:51 PM

It would be much easier to read your writing BarbieMan , if you learned to use a period.
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barbarian
barbarian


Famous Hero
posted July 24, 2004 09:52 PM
Edited By: barbarian on 24 Jul 2004

Yes it probably will, but hey if you can't read it than i guess your IQ must be what 5?
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted July 24, 2004 09:55 PM

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Yes it probably will, but hey if you can't read it than i guess your IQ must be what 5?


That seems like another symptom of CyberGeekdom.  Only a true Geek would bring up an IQ as a form of defense.

I did decipher what you wrote, but it would be easier if you used a period.
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barbarian
barbarian


Famous Hero
posted July 24, 2004 09:56 PM

good bingo nice deciphering it must have took you 2 minuts, i have pitty on you for reading my post.
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greek_god_su...
greek_god_superman


Famous Hero
Bringer Of Light
posted July 24, 2004 10:28 PM

Man, this thread is awesome! How can we ever get rid of this geekdom when we have to be here gazing this great thread? So, will you rate the Geek_god_superman?
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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Legendary Hero
banned
posted July 24, 2004 10:44 PM

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(Sir_Stiven) ….. PIMP Pts: 11 …Rating: CyberDork
-2 for having 2000+ post count
+1 for not having an avatar for me to make fun of
+1 for recognizing quality when he sees it
-2 for insinuating that TUM’s three Swedish flight attendants were female (-1 for each attendant, +1 because one had a third leg)
-1 for stating “that blonde reminds me of someone i know” (He did know her, but she slapped him when he asked “My! Are those Bugle Boy Jeans you are wearing?”)
+1 for making Moderators work twice as hard
+3 for creating “God’s Gift To Women” thread (demonstrates Creativity, Potential, & Vision)


oh and btw, im really looking forward to a explaination of the bold part of the quote.

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mvassilev
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posted July 25, 2004 02:49 AM
Edited By: pandora on 25 Jul 2004

BAH! I'm still not converted! CYBERGEEKS RULE! CYB

This is the third post I have had to edit: Mvass, stretching your posts as you did in the two previous that I edited, and spamming such as you've done in this won't be tolerated. Please quit it.~ Pandora
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gorman
gorman


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Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted July 25, 2004 06:52 AM

Damn! Mvass, you got to much time on your hands to copy and paste all that junk! Someone get a Mod to get rid of it!
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted July 25, 2004 07:06 AM

Ultimate Male give Mvas -10 points for being a super dork. I think we get the message the first time you type something! Writing it a million times in caps does not help!
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
posted July 25, 2004 07:23 AM

and a -20 to DS just for him thinking that Mvass actually TYPED it all out
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted July 25, 2004 07:42 AM

Hey Gornerd i never said he typed the whole thing out!
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
posted July 25, 2004 08:10 AM

Writing it a million times in caps does not help!

^^^^ Do those words ring a bell BS? I mean DS?
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted July 25, 2004 08:18 AM

So? unlike you cyber nerds i don't feel the need to be grammatically correct over the net. I thought most people would have got the drift when i said 'write'. Write is alot faster than copy and paste. So there.

BS??? lame attempt at a toss or whateva that was. It was more like a direct insult i would say...
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
posted July 25, 2004 08:26 AM

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It was more like a direct insult i would say...


-Qp!
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