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Aculias
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posted July 21, 2004 11:08 PM |
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(Sits on Oldones lap before he can shove him off) Tell me about you & Alexander the Great 
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pandora
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posted July 22, 2004 06:25 AM |
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Acu, you're just making it waaaaaaaaaay too easy saying things like that 
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posted July 22, 2004 06:32 AM |
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Alexandra was OK, but needed too much cuddle time. I'm down with a little cuddle time if I'm tired and can nap through it but the baby talk is too much...I don't know about that Alexander dude though, well to each his own.
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pandora
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posted July 22, 2004 06:40 AM |
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hmm, interesting stuff old guy... but seriously Acu is on your lap purring and I'm finding that even more disturbing than the tent earlier
Acu, maybe you know a little more about Alexander than Oldtimer?
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posted July 22, 2004 06:59 AM |
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Yes Mistress pandora.
Watermelon!
Not the code word huh? I'm still your b1tch.
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Asmodean
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posted July 22, 2004 07:01 AM |
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Three words for you.
Rotted. Bovine. Lactation.
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Aculias
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posted July 22, 2004 07:03 AM |
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I am shutting up now LOL
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pandora
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posted July 22, 2004 07:08 AM |
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nope, not watermelon - you're still mine sugar
Asmodean, what're you on about there? those aren't the words either, guess i own u too!
Keep it up Acu, and you'll be the harem's shoeshine boy 
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Asmodean
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posted July 22, 2004 07:13 AM |
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Ok, you own me
So Oldtimer, are we gonna hear one of your legendary stories or what?
How about telling us about the first Canadian to fall into your moat.
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pandora
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posted July 22, 2004 07:22 AM |
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Why does everyone pick on Canadians? We're very polite, and we never hurt anyone, we can't! check out our military! All we want to do is drink beer and watch some hockey, and then drink some more beer.
I'd think an Irishman could relate to that
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posted July 22, 2004 12:05 PM |
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Drinking beer and watching hockey??? Wouldnt that make you more violent???
Hey OT you got a swing chair on this porch?
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posted July 22, 2004 12:09 PM |
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Anyone who enjoys hockey must be evil
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Asmodean
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posted July 22, 2004 08:11 PM |
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Actually I like hockey, I used to be the 'minder' for one of the Belfast Giant's Mascot - which was a guy in a 9 foot rubber suit. I would take him through the back passages () of the arena and we'd pop up and get kids to take pictures with Rocky the Giant.
And just because a few thousand people want to attend a sporting event where the most highly anticipated event is the fight and the knocking-out-of-the-teeth-with-the-spray-of-blood-on-the-crowd-shield does not make them evil.
OK? 
And Pan! I had no idea Canadians were so culturally advanced. Beer twice in one day? Sounds like a home away from home!! 
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posted July 23, 2004 04:49 PM |
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Okay...Where the <expletive deleted> are my socks?
I had them right here...and now they are gone.
Dammit I know I can just get another pair, but I HAD THEM RIGHT HERE!
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!!??!
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BTW thanks for the private pics pandora, they are a real pick me up. I guess being your b1tch has benefits.
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posted July 23, 2004 06:20 PM |
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*throws a pair of smelly socks at Oldtimer*
SMELLIT 
Ah, the joy of unwashed garments
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posted July 24, 2004 03:53 AM |
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Quote:
Kick me
I'd be happy to and bury you in Woock's old undies
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posted July 25, 2004 05:21 AM |
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Why would you even go near Woocks old, smelly under garments?
I know that you were attached to those socks OT but they were old, torn and smelly. I think i new pair is the best course of action.
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posted July 25, 2004 10:50 AM |
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Hey I'm not sitting on this porch to discuss bloody socks!
I want to hear a story!
What were Velociraptors really like Oldtimer?
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posted July 26, 2004 07:42 AM |
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yeah yeah, socks and raptors blah blah blah I didn't want to mention it but there's been a bit of a smell wafting up from under the porch, maybe that's your socks Oldguy?
I've had the longest day, and I've heard tell that Oldtimer has a bathtub you could really lose yourself in - do you mind?
*opens the door and slips inside*
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posted July 29, 2004 01:50 AM |
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Go inside, sorry there's no privacy screen, but you probably wouldn't want one anyway.
***watches***
***watches***
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Thats the most annoying Timex billboard I have ever seen.
Rhubarb!
Not the code word, huh?
I'm still your b1tch, so I guess I'll have to sc-rub your "back".
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