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TheUltimateM...
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posted August 26, 2004 08:52 PM |
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Dear Romanians
After the conclusion of the 2004 Summer Olympic Games, please have the Romania Female Gymnastics Team report directly back to my house. I need to work on some additional floor exercises and high bar routines with them.
Thank you very much.
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Shai-Hulud
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posted August 26, 2004 09:04 PM |
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In your dreams little boy.. The only gymnast I know of who left Europe( and you live in U.S.) is Nadia Comaneci( which was sooo long ago).. So put your fingers back..  ) See every guy from outside, when he comes to Romania, says something like "Romanian women are so beautyfull.." so one thing to you LIYF.. guess what's that )
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~~~Azzy~~~
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TheUltimateM...
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posted August 27, 2004 06:50 AM |
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LIYF
First off, I saw Katarina Witt in Playboy (when I was reading the articles, of course), so I should receive half-credit for that alone. She might as well have moved into my living room...
As for LIVF, do I get three guesses?
LIYF = Live In Your Fantasyworld
or maybe = Living In Your Footsteps
or perhaps even = Lustfully I'm Yours Forever
Shy, you are so romantic! Do me a favor, Hu-Dude, save the flattery for your kimona-wearing CyberNinja buddies.
Even you CyberGeeks who inhabit these CyberWastelands, do try to leave you house sometime in the next few months, and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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doomnezeu
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Miaumiaumiau
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posted August 27, 2004 08:17 AM |
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TUM, you are starting to get on my nerves. I thought you could do more than this racial bullsh*t. I consider this thread an offence to all romanians and i ask the mods to act properly.
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted August 27, 2004 09:37 AM |
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Um.
How exactly does this constitute racism doomnezu?
As far as I can see he's paying a compliment to those girls, in his own twisted way 
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted August 27, 2004 09:48 AM |
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Racism? This is more like.............. SEXISM!!!!
TheUltimateMale, you should have a red star removed from your status. How I hate cybergeeks.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Shai-Hulud
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posted August 27, 2004 10:01 AM |
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First off, I saw Katarina Witt in Playboy (when I was reading the articles, of course), so I should receive half-credit for that alone. She might as well have moved into my living room...
As for LIVF, do I get three guesses?
LIYF = Live In Your Fantasyworld
or maybe = Living In Your Footsteps
or perhaps even = Lustfully I'm Yours Forever
Lol.. LIYF = Laughing in your face!
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Shy, you are so romantic! Do me a favor, Hu-Dude, save the flattery for your imaginary girlfriends at your fantasy rock concert.
First of all I'M not romantic!!! ) Keep in mind that little boy... Someone taught me well: Women?!? Like water.. If you put women in a vase, will take the shape of that vase.. So with women...
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~~~Azzy~~~
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TheUltimateM...
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posted August 28, 2004 03:12 AM |
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Dear Apathetic CyberGeeks
There are obviously no lifeguards in these gene pools.
I guess my unmatched wit and keen sense of humor are just too complicated for the CyberGeek Masses to understand.
Let me explain my first post to you, since it appears that Asmodean is probably the only one who can somewhat comprehend my superior intellect and finely-honed writing ability.
1. The Romanian Female Gymnastics Team won the Gold Medal at the 2004 Summer Olympic Games.
2. The members of the Romanian Female Gymnastics Team are athletic, attractive females.
3. No female can resist The Ultimate Male.
4. The Romanian Female Gymnastics Team will be visiting The Ultimate Male after the Olympics for some additional training.
As for you, DoomNeZeu, labelling someone a racist is a serious accusation, especially when you obviously do not have the understanding of what is being written. It is a shame that you were unable to interpret my compliment disguised as an innuendo, but then again, I sometimes forget who my target audience is, which leads me to my next thought...
Are you CyberGeeks that envious of The Ultimate Male that you look for ways to shut me down, even when I am merely here to help you? I guess that is the gratitude that I receive for sharing my priceless advice with you. All you CyberGeeks next to do the following...
1. Relax
2. Take a deep breath
3. Exhale
4. Sit back
5. Have a good laugh at your (and my) own expense.
It works for me. You should try it.
Note to Shai-Hulud: My friend, I honestly forgot about the unfortunate outcome of your situation at the concert. I have edited my post. I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies.
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Sir_Stiven
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banned
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posted August 28, 2004 03:17 AM |
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Racism? This is more like.............. SEXISM!!!!
TheUltimateMale, you should have a red star removed from your status. How I hate cybergeeks.
troglodyteor, you are hollow and boring. Now go flirt with your dolls.. buh bye
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted August 28, 2004 04:13 AM |
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TUM, you are starting to get on my nerves. I thought you could do more than this racial bullsh*t. I consider this thread an offence to all romanians and i ask the mods to act properly.
I'm afraid in this case if you want the "mods to act properly' Doom, then what i would be most inclined to do is remind you of the CoC Quote:
Bad language is not allowed at Heroes Community. Vulgar words must be replaced entirely with ***** characters by pressing SHIFT and 8 simultaneously. For example: f*** is not allowed and will be penalized, while **** is allowed. Some words are censored automatically, but still show up through quote reply function, so automatic censoring will not save you from receiving a penalty.
Moreover, in my opinion calling someone a racist when such words are not deserved constitutes a direct insult.
TUM's post was a joke - and was easily more a compliment to the romanian gymnasts than anything else.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Svarog
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statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted August 28, 2004 05:07 AM |
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If I declare openly my sexual fantasies about the US beach volleyball team (even more, the whole Olympics beach volleyball community), does that make me a racist?
Ok, then. I'm a racist.
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted August 28, 2004 11:41 AM |
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Quote:
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Racism? This is more like.............. SEXISM!!!!
TheUltimateMale, you should have a red star removed from your status. How I hate cybergeeks.
troglodyteor, you are hollow and boring. Now go flirt with your dolls.. buh bye
Sir Steven, you should NOT tell me what to do, say or think. Just admit that I am THHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS much better than you.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Shai-Hulud
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posted August 28, 2004 01:47 PM |
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If I declare openly my sexual fantasies about the US beach volleyball team (even more, the whole Olympics beach volleyball community), does that make me a racist?
Ok, then. I'm a racist.
Ahh.. Svarog.. What volleyball team?!? Boys or girls?!? It would be verry good to know... The reactions from our female members on HC when you posted your picture were very positive.. The world would collapse for them, if you were... 
P.S. Post edited according to UltimateMale's position!
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~~~Azzy~~~
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Dingo
Responsible
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted August 28, 2004 08:25 PM |
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All you CyberGeeks next to do the following...
1. Relax
2. Take a deep breath
3. Exhale
4. Sit back
5. Have a good laugh at your (and my) own expense.
It works for me. You should try it.
In other words...Chill Out.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted August 29, 2004 01:13 AM |
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Ahh.. Svarog.. What volleyball team?!? Boys or girls?!? It would be verry good to know...
Hey, I didnt specify because I'm a racist, not a sexist! LOL
anyway, its the female one, so now u r free to stop training beach volleyball for the next Olympics, thank u. 
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted August 29, 2004 09:51 AM |
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All you tossers get so worked up whenever TUM posts, lol.
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frostwolf
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livin' in a bottle of vodka
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posted September 07, 2004 09:08 PM |
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Te-as trimite la origini da' incalc CoC.
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What can you expect from a world where everybody lives because they're too afraid to commit suicide?
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TheUltimateM...
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posted September 07, 2004 09:31 PM |
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Te-as trimite la origini da' incalc CoC.
Frostwolf,
You are bringing back fond memories for me with your beautiful language. You see, when I first met the Romanian Female Gymnastics Team, we had a little bit of trouble communicating with one another. However, this problem was solved rather quickly, as The Ultimate Male is extremely fluent in the international language that all lovers understand...and no, Middle Earth CyberGeeks, that language is not Common.
Until the 2008 Summer Olympics commence, training shall continue. Until then...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Mitzah
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of the Horadrim
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posted September 07, 2004 09:49 PM |
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Malekith
Adventuring Hero
pRr..
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posted September 07, 2004 10:17 PM |
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Scandinavian girls > all. =)
And Shai-Hulud don't be a so naive x)
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