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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted August 30, 2004 07:48 AM |
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Ok people, secret is up...
ITS ME!!!
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Lich
Adventuring Hero
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posted August 30, 2004 11:12 AM |
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Quote:
The above post/thread/idea is copyrighted by Lich.
Exactly 
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 30, 2004 11:40 AM |
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Back to that bit about spamming...
How dare you compare me with the likes of Dingo  simply because I've got the highest post count around?
I should slap you for that!
Back on topic now, I will assume that it's one of the people listed in the poll. Now, let's think. Asmodean? Come on. It can't be him. Karaoke and ultimate-maleness? Not a chance.
Who else was there?
Ah, right - Sir Stiven and The Gootch.
Aw, come on. Stephanie and Hootch Pootch? They are bone-arsed losers trying to make up for it by pretending to be the greatest machomen on... A DISCUSSION BOARD? Come on.
Who's next?
StitchedThing repeatedly posts thrice in a row in the same thread and claims to be able to become the master spammer when he wants to. Can't wait till you're... in the mood to beat Dingdong, StitchedThing 
Which leaves us with Khayman. I sent him an IM saying I know it was him a few weeks ago, to which he replied with a bit of awkward laughter. Further IMs were ignored.
Need I say more?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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doomnezeu
Supreme Hero
Miaumiaumiau
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posted August 30, 2004 03:30 PM |
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Have you ever considered that the ultimate male may be a female?
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted August 30, 2004 03:45 PM |
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Hey Lord Cookie, if you've ever seen the fan following a guy can get from a well sung rendition of Celin Dion's 'My heart will go on' then you'll know that karaoke and macho-ness go hand in hand.
And as for Beatch-King, the only thing that qualifies him as the Ultimate Male is his astounding knowledge of sexual innuendoes.
However sadly, that is due to reading the articles in Playboy and ignoring the good stuff. He may talk the talk, but imo the BeatchKing is One Boner Short of a Full Skeleton.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted August 30, 2004 07:23 PM |
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Visual Aids For The Intellectually Challenged
Alright, CyberGeeks, looking at the poll results thus far, it is quite apparent that you are all even more confused then I originaly thought. In order to help you (which might I add is The Ultimate Male's overall objective), I have gone ahead and posted actual photos of the five candidates. Please disregard any previous photos of them that you may have seen, especially in the RL Member Pic thread, as those are obviously fake photos of these individuals. So without any further adieu, here are our five contestants for who is acutally behind the beloved and worshipped SuperFreak affectionately known to you all as The Ultimate Male:
Sir Stiven
The Gootch
Asmodean
Khayman
Lich King
As you can see, each one of our candidates is beautiful in his very own special way. Hopefully, this will help you decide which one of these individuals are masquerading as The Ultimate Male. Good luck, CyberGuessers, and until we meet again, remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Draco
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted August 30, 2004 07:37 PM |
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are you telling me, the pic of yourself you posted a false pic of yourself in you guide???
oh the humanity! 
you said all there names in the 3rd person what gives? are you not one of the aforementioned characters?
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted August 30, 2004 09:20 PM |
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CyberGeek Observation
DragHo inquired:Quote:
are you telling me, the pic of yourself you posted a false pic of yourself in you guide???
No, my little CyberFriend, the picture in my guide is indeed yours truly. Please note that in my guide, the pics were edited in order to disguise my beautiful face. Thus, my still secret identity is safely concealed. Quote:
you said all there names in the 3rd person what gives? are you not one of the aforementioned characters?
How very observant of you! However, I can tell you that I am indeed one of the aforementioned individuals. I did not desire to take any chances of giving my identity away so easily by slipping up, so I chose to write in the first person.
Until we meet again, please stop asking the librarian for her phone number...not only is she unavailable, but she is 70 years old, and never forget...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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AMtwis
Famous Hero
Wannabe-Pixelguy
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posted August 30, 2004 09:22 PM |
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you know, I recognize the last pic.. You recognize Stefan och Krister?
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Khayman
Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
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posted August 31, 2004 06:06 AM |
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you know, I recognize the last pic.. You recognize Stefan och Krister?
Wait a minute. Are you saying that LichKing is really the comedian, Stefan och Krister? Perhaps Lichie's identity crisis is more complicated than we think.
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted August 31, 2004 06:31 AM |
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Okay, since I already know who this is because I used IP check, then I can't say who I think it is. However I will name the person I would have guessed had I not used IP check. Before I used IP check I thought it would be Sir_Stiven.
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Go Red Sox!
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted August 31, 2004 07:20 AM |
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The Ultimate Male or merely a Pimp In Training?
Spasmodean wrote:Quote:
Hey Lord Cookie, if you've ever seen the fan following a guy can get from a well sung rendition of Celin Dion's 'My heart will go on' then you'll know that karaoke and macho-ness go hand in hand.
And as for Beatch-King, the only thing that qualifies him as the Ultimate Male is his astounding knowledge of sexual innuendoes.
However sadly, that is due to reading the articles in Playboy and ignoring the good stuff. He may talk the talk, but imo the BeatchKing is One Boner Short of a Full Skeleton.
Now, if the above post is not a shining example of The Ultimate Male's keen sense of humor, superior use of BB code, and refined writing skills, then I do not know what is.
One Boner Short of a Full Skeleton!... Now that's quality humor, my little CyberWeenies! Give that man a PIMP point!
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted August 31, 2004 12:11 PM |
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I love reading TUM's post 
When he pays people out everyone takes it so seriously and they get all fired up
The only point your gonna get Tum is a gimp point
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 31, 2004 12:13 PM |
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Gimp? You mean chimp
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted August 31, 2004 12:20 PM |
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No no, i meant gimp! U'll understand it one day
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted September 02, 2004 07:29 AM |
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After skimming this thread I would say that it's name should be changed to UltimateMale Not Unmasked But Throwing Out More Names and giving examples as to why Those People are UltimateMale so that everyone is even less certain and I got tired of hitting shift for every first letter of every word in a title so I'll just be lazy and use bold.
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Go Red Sox!
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Khayman
Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
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posted September 04, 2004 05:13 AM |
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My questions are...
1. How am I losing in this poll?
2. How the heck did Asmodean (of all people) accumulate 4 votes?
The Apocalypse is definitely upon us...
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted September 04, 2004 01:33 PM |
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HEY!!!!
What's that supposed to mean?!!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 04, 2004 02:01 PM |
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1. How am I losing in this poll?
- Because other people got more votes then you
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2. How the heck did Asmodean (of all people) accumulate 4 votes?
- hmmm.. there are just some questions that there are no answers too
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 04, 2004 04:01 PM |
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When TUM first appeared I thought to myself "How wonderful! A great leader has emerged to usher these boys out of their parents' basements and into the land of real men!"
Unfortunately though, it doesn't seem to be the case. None of you have embraced his teachings at all. None of you are striving to be better men yourselves
All I see is a bunch of cybergeeks who want to be The Ultimate Male. You're not making the transition from cybergeek to cyberstud... You're going from cybergeek to cyberstalker.
What you need to understand is that you will not achieve enlightenment by running around claiming "I'm him!! It's me!". In fact the more you do it, the more it's evident that it's not you.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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