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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Ultimate Male Unmasked!
Thread: The Ultimate Male Unmasked! This thread is 9 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 · «PREV / NEXT»
gorman
gorman


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Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted March 06, 2005 09:23 AM

Ya Pan, everyone shoulda been worried the 2nd time TUM posted here. That was the first sign he was being turned towards the "dark side"
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted March 07, 2005 07:31 AM

TheUltimateMale needs not your worries.
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Heroine at the weekend.
posted April 09, 2005 04:38 PM

Jeez, no-one has figured it out yet?
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Conan
Conan


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posted April 09, 2005 04:53 PM

NOPE
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TheUltimateM...
TheUltimateMale


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Known Hero
Male Escort
posted July 29, 2005 05:05 PM
Edited By: TheUltimateMale on 29 Jul 2005

Trimming the CyberFat?

Well, well, well, CyberGeeks, it appears as if our candidate selection list has been narrowed down...or has it?

In the infamous words of CyberConspiracists everywhere...Keep searching, for the truth is out there!  Never forget the following...
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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted July 29, 2005 05:19 PM
Edited By: VaRuAs on 29 Jul 2005

I know who TUM is?
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chubby051
chubby051


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King of All That Are Fat
posted July 30, 2005 07:02 PM

Kinda surprised you guys haven't figured it out yet.  Its not that hard if you put things together.  Don't bother asking me either, I ain't telling.  All I'm saying is that I am 100% sure I know who it is.

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TheUltimateM...
TheUltimateMale


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Male Escort
posted July 30, 2005 08:12 PM
Edited By: TheUltimateMale on 30 Jul 2005

Psst...Hey...Chubby...

Chubby wrote:
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Kinda surprised you guys haven't figured it out yet.  Its not that hard if you put things together.  Don't bother asking me either, I ain't telling.  All I'm saying is that I am 100% sure I know who it is.
Greetings, Chubbster!

Thanks for not revealing my true identity.  These are for you:



Now, as far as the polling indicates, TUM is 100% sure that the majority of you CyberSleuths are even more clueless in CyberSpace than you are in Real Life.  

It's simple mathematics, CyberGeeks.  If you can put 1 and 1 together, you should be able to come up with the answer.  What's better is...If you can put 1 and 1 and 1 together, then you should be able to come up with a threesome!  Think about that logic for a moment.  While you are thinking about it, remember this...
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chubby051
chubby051


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King of All That Are Fat
posted July 31, 2005 08:33 AM

Thanks for the candy bars, but just ended a 7 1/2 year relationship.  So I really need 2 things

1.  Weight loss
23 gone so far, about 40 more to go.  Any suggestions?

2.  One of those three chicks in that pic.  Been about 3 months and "their getting blue"
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DarkTitan
DarkTitan


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Famous Hero
posted July 31, 2005 12:58 PM


I no who it is now.. are we supposed to say who we think it is? or r we to allow those others who struggle to grasp the concept of the identity of the TUM?
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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


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Supreme Hero
posted July 31, 2005 01:05 PM

II KNOW WHO IT IS!!!

I KNOW WHO IT IS!!!!

IM GONNA TELL U ALL WHO IT IS


THEULTILMATELE IS NONE OTHER THAN SARGH!! LET GO OF ME!!! LET GO ARGHHHH!! ITS IS ARGHH!!! HELP!!!!

*is dragged away*
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Valeriy
Valeriy

Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
posted July 31, 2005 03:07 PM

If you think you know who he is, what makes you think that this impression is not deliberate? One of the members could have been persuaded to pretend to be the real identity of TUM and TUM could act like that member in some ways, dropping false hints... IP records could have been forged... some people will do a lot just to get private lessons in hopes of attaining the skills of The Ultimate Male!

After seeing how too extreme one of our members had been acting today, unable to clear his mind from thoughts about The Ultimate Male, I am now clear that certain people left HC after Sir_Stiven's ban because they thought that TUM would be here no more, community lost its meaning for them without their hero to lead them out of cybermisery Perhaps they won't come back to find the truth. Sir_Stiven is not The Ultimate Male.
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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


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of power
posted July 31, 2005 03:32 PM
Edited By: mr_niceguy on 31 Jul 2005

Ingenious Plan that is so crazy it just might put me in a mental institution

I dont know who he is but i know how to find out!!!

if we completely forget the subject of who is TUM he will be annoyed and try to yet again become the main point of our curiosity, eventually he will slip up then we will all know his true identity. So my theory is that if we ignore him the phyconess (is that a word?) will eventually reach his mind and he will tell us who he is,

unless we were to slip up first in which we would burn the person who screwed up my plan and then sacrifice the screwer upper to our respectective gods and later rewarded for our human sacrifice. it will be a battle of patience,
hopefully TUM slips first...

I'm so smart

(i should really stop blurting out my evil plans )
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chubby051
chubby051


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King of All That Are Fat
posted July 31, 2005 11:00 PM

He has only made one minor slip so far, which was why I know 100% who it is.  It was minor enough that nobody will catch it.  Only reason I did because it was one of those things that just sticks in your head.  And I don't think he is really the type of person that cares if you ever figure it out or not.
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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


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posted July 31, 2005 11:03 PM

chubby where was the slip ill see if i can notice it
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DarkTitan
DarkTitan


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posted August 01, 2005 12:16 PM


im not sure if i found the same slip up, but im also basically 100% sure i no who it is, and nobody convinced me they were TUM but i just noticed when comparing the two posters together, and noticed a similar phrase used in both.. lol i dont no how i found it so dont ask but im sure i got the right poster!
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


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Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
posted August 01, 2005 01:51 PM

I remember the month that TUM came here So hilarious.. One time i spent a good deal of time writing all names i could think of in a conversation with Pandora.. No luck!... But one day he made a biiig mistake and i could see who it was!

I'm guessing, it isn't just Sir_Stiven who's out of the picture.. with my grammar and spelling, i'm also out of there i don't even touch the frame.
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IYY
IYY


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REDACTED
posted August 04, 2005 04:56 AM

TUM =  Valeriy!

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guitarguy
guitarguy


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Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
posted August 04, 2005 09:59 AM
Edited By: guitarguy on 4 Aug 2005

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TUM =  Valeriy!

Bah. I doubt Val would post that "she" picture in the Guitarguy is leaving HC thread. I sure hope I'm not wrong.

Ugh. That pic was ghastly. Only the devil would've...

-guitarguy
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted August 13, 2005 08:47 AM

I know who the Ultimate Male is but am i allowed to say? Would it spoil the fun for all the rest? Oh and i figured it out by myself, no handy dandy mod tools for me!
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