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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Top 10 ways to annoy your Librarian
Thread: Top 10 ways to annoy your Librarian
The_happy_lo...
The_happy_lobster


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted August 29, 2004 06:38 AM

Top 10 ways to annoy your Librarian

Greetings HC, It's your friendly neighborhood Lobster here with some Humor.

I recently started volunteering at my local library so that I will have something to put on my college application. In the course of my being there I have heard the Librarians complain about some things that people do with books, DVDs, etc... that annoy them. I have decided to compile a list of things  that you can do to annoy the local librarians and get yourself banned from the library forever.

1. Smash insects with the books and turn them in.
2. Let small children rip single pages out of books     and then not tell anyone when the books are returned.            (ex. your book goes from page 123 to 126)
3. Return DVDs with no disc.
4. Return books with no cover.
5. Apply Goo or bodily fluids to books that you return (this goes for small children's chocolaty fingerprints too)
6. Burn the bottom of your book and see if you can get away with it.
7.When using the internet at the library play the Hampster dance on full volume.
8. Sneeze on the inside of books. (makes pages stick)
9. Turn the book in a month late and argue the late fine.
10. Sleep in the stacks on the ground.

These are in no real order by the way. Just thought you would enjoy. I will add more as they come about.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted August 29, 2004 07:57 AM

I don't suppose you've stolen from the library.............

Most of these ideas you have do seem to work. I might try one time.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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The_happy_lo...
The_happy_lobster


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted August 29, 2004 08:13 AM

Why would I steal from the Library??? There is nothing there I really want. And these aren't ideas, these are all based on reality.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted August 29, 2004 08:20 AM

Oh, right. The states of libraries these days is taken over by boredom. Maybe we might need more specialist magazines to borrow. I wouldn't mind borrowing some car magazines now and then.
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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


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posted August 29, 2004 08:27 AM

happy birthday.

nice thread. heres a mufffin:

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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted August 29, 2004 08:36 AM

*eats daddy's muffin*

This is definately the best muffin I ever had.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted August 29, 2004 09:23 AM

Quote:
*eats daddy's muffin*

This is definately the best muffin I ever had.


daddy's muffin?! i made it!

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The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


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lord of things pinchy
posted August 29, 2004 05:54 PM

was that muffin intended to be eaten by me? If so, HEY I was going to eat that!!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted August 29, 2004 06:00 PM
Edited By: Lord_Woock on 29 Aug 2004

Anything you do, make sure you never call the Librarian with *whispers*the "M" word!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted August 29, 2004 06:11 PM

The "M" word? Specify from this list please.

Man
Matriarch
Marsupial
Menace
Meglomaniacal
Mad
Mirthful
Mexican
Married
Mechanical
Mean

Your cooperation in this matter would be appreciated.
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Why am I happy? Because I am not being served with butter.

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted August 29, 2004 06:17 PM

No, I meant the noun that ends with "y". Asmodean, IYY, Daddy, AMtwis, Khaelo and a bunch of others the names of whom I forgot at the moment will know what I am talking about
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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AMtwis
AMtwis


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posted August 29, 2004 06:27 PM

yeah, and he is writing a book! "The Librarian of Unseen University had unilaterally decided to aid comprehension by producing an Orang-utan/Human Dictionary. He'd been working on it for three months. It wasn't easy. He'd got as far as "Oook".

Quote from the L-Space web
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Svarog
Svarog


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posted August 30, 2004 01:38 AM

monkey?!
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bjorn190
bjorn190


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Jebus maker
posted August 30, 2004 02:06 AM

lol

Its Mommy

hehe wook that musta been embarassing

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The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted August 30, 2004 10:21 PM

ahhhhhhhhh discworld refrences. I get it. :good
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted August 30, 2004 11:15 PM

Quote:
monkey?!
Yep. That's the word. But be careful not to say it when he's around *looks around nervously*
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted September 02, 2004 10:37 AM

Monkey is a good word though.
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The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted September 02, 2004 11:15 PM

but is it worth it?
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Why am I happy? Because I am not being served with butter.

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The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted September 03, 2004 03:43 AM

The list cont.

Here is some more fun

11. Return books from libraries from different states.
12. Break the auto-check-out machine. (happens quite often)
13. Make seven-hundred copies of your face and leave before they tell you to pay. (this one is an especially stupid thing to do because we recognize you when you come back because we have seven-hundred copies of your face)
14. Have your dog chew out a large section of one page.
15. Ask for a book that is on display (we will never find it)
16. Use the library phone to make calls to your bookie

Just thought you would enjoy! More will come.....
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Why am I happy? Because I am not being served with butter.

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