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7h3Ultim4t3G...
Hired Hero
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posted September 07, 2004 09:28 PM |
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7h3Ultim4t3G33ks Ultimate guide to becomming the Perfect Cyberg33k
I phear that my arch nemesis, the mighty Skeletor!!!(TUM) has defiled your minds. I am the Overlord of teh g33ks! I have come to destroy all that is Stud, and create all that is ass itch and Coca Cola. I'll stop his Good-do-ing and make you all nerds again.
I'll start of with a Quote: John F. Kennedy: "POWAH 2 TEH G33KS!!!!!" Maybe you didn't hear this, but he said so. Twice. He was a counterstrike player of great powah, he was teh 1337 n00bkill4h, teh g33ks have politics on their side.
*Take's his 1337 machinegun of leet doom* We also have teh graphics. We were born to slay the studs. Gimme 4 mins with a stud in a CS 1on1 and i'll make n00blist out'of'em!!
Alright. Their "hot" and theive actually touched a girl, but what does that help? I have a 20 mb line and i can DL all the pr0n i wan't. PWNED!!!!
Maybe we are either extremely thin, or extremely fat, our hair is greasy, we took our cousin to the high school dance, and we speek in 1337 language, but when the year is 2248 and teh aliens attack us with their 1337 Startrek guns, what have you got? Muscles.. Whats that gonna help? I've trained CS for so many years that i can kill em with my 1337 softgun. As for running.. well you might think that geeks are slow, but everyone knows that you run faster if your running with a knife, geeks have knowlegde. Knowledge equals power. Power equals women. rrr...rrr 2 sec, getting a towel.
Geeks actually have a way to score women
It's true, we've got power. When you scoring as a geek, go to the mall. IT's good because women don't think you'll be there, so you'll take them offguard. When seeing the women you wan't, don't barge in if she's got friends their, because if they see you they'll convince here to shoot you(or knife u, depends on how hot she is) Phear this! So send your ally to drag here friends away(all clever g33ks have a stud as a friend, cuz u do their homework) when they are gone, hurry in!!!! but remember not to talk about games(NO, not even Halo.. I know.... But u have to) If she has detected your true mission, and she knows that your a terrorist, GOGOGOGOGOGOGOG... Hurry away, don't even think about killing here and taking here gun, she's got wallhack!!! (phear this 2, they cheat!!) But if u succeed(if this happens, tell me how plz!!) Then.. i actually don't know what comes next. gg no re thx.
I'll return to cleanse you from studs, til we meet again.. Live long and prosper! *Warps out*
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greek_god_su...
Famous Hero
Bringer Of Light
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posted September 07, 2004 09:47 PM |
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lol. this is funnier than mvass´s version.. keep it coming, maybe some day you´ll beat TUM
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After all, marriage and murder are not too different - one ends your life and the other is a crime
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted September 07, 2004 10:59 PM |
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CyberWar Has Been Declared
The Ultimate Geek proclaimed:Quote:
...but when the year is 2248 and the aliens attack us with their 1337 Startrek guns, what have you got?...I have trained on CS for so many years that i can kill em with my 1337 softgun...
Dear The Ultimate Geek,
The photo that you sent of yourself (see below) does not scare The Ultimate Male.
Here's my advice:
1. Take the orange flash suppressor off of your 1337 softgun, it is not very tactical.
2. While you're at it, lose the white shirt & straw hat and grab yourself a flak jacket & kevlar helmet.
My little CyberWarrior, The Ultimate Male will see you on the Cyber Battlefield. Until we do battle...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Daddy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted September 07, 2004 11:02 PM |
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Oh, now it's getting interesting!
Boredom is getting scared away more and more
The opposing thoughts of the Ultimates... This is too much for the ugly monster!
I hope that we will see an interesting battle between TUM and TUG! to arms!
reg
Daddy
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted September 07, 2004 11:55 PM |
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This also just goes to show ppl that power corrupts.  One side wants everyone to be geeks and the other wants everyone to be studs. By the way, TUG should watch his spelling as the word @$$ is in about the first 5 sentences! lol
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 08, 2004 12:30 AM |
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I'm sorry, this "Tug" is an impostor and has no relation to me. Everyone knows that it is I, Mvass, who is the God of Cybergeeks! So, I, hereby, sieze Tug's post and claim it as my own because he infringed copyright.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted September 08, 2004 12:34 AM |
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You never copy-righted it! You've gotta copy right!
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away... I created Dingo Corp, then a copy right on all of my ideas/posts/threads. It was the best decision I had ever made.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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The_happy_Lo...
Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
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posted September 08, 2004 03:47 AM |
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It's going to be a very sad day when everyone starts copyrighting their posts
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Why am I happy? Because I am not being served with butter.
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7h3Ultim4t3G...
Hired Hero
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posted September 08, 2004 07:15 AM |
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A War? With a puny Stud?
That picture it not me, that is a defiled nerd, a nerd thats TRYING to be a stud. Aka, YOU! Thinking that you can defeat the mighiest of all, TEH G33K! is just hilerious. But..
We've found a picture of your latest "date" I'm sorry, but i don't think you gave us all the details, about this socalled date.
I'm ashamed. Even nerds don't stoop that low. But if you wan't a War, I'll give you a war! CS 2on2 gogo? u bring headset and m8 i go bring popcorn. Just kidding, i'll finish you the old fashioned way. NINTENDO!!!
Mvwwombat Cried out:
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I'm sorry, this "Tug" is an impostor and has no relation to me. Everyone knows that it is I, Mvass, who is the God of Cybergeeks! So, I, hereby, sieze Tug's post and claim it as my own because he infringed copyright.
Riiiiiight. Like you can defeat ME. We both know that u r teh n00b 0f t3h y3412!! NõôôôB!!
Anyone knows if their is gonna be a Trekkie reunion soon?
LIVE LONG, AND PROSPER!!! *Warps Out*
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted September 08, 2004 07:31 AM |
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2 Late.. I guess.
I also wanted to be TheUltimateGeek, but i thought that i wouldn't be funny enough.. So i waited, and i'm guessing that i waited for to long.
It's a pity, i really had some good stuff, but maybe it's only good in my eyes..
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Shai-Hulud
Known Hero
Sicomor
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posted September 08, 2004 08:45 AM |
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Weeeeird....
Man.. this is weird!! Nowdays everyone wants to be ultimate... Ultimate Male, Ultimate G33k... Also in fashion people want to have the ultimate cool clothes.. In computers everybody wants the ultimate Alien computer etc... It's must be a virus of some sort...
I wonder if anyone around here wants to be TheULtimateHuman!!!!
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doomnezeu
Supreme Hero
Miaumiaumiau
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posted September 08, 2004 09:27 AM |
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I bet my 5 cyberdollaz that TUM is the same with this new guy.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 08, 2004 04:40 PM |
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I believe the first HC member to claim ultimateness would have to be Private Hudson with "ultimate badass" as custom status. Then there was me, when my custom status was "Ultimate Spammer". You other peeps are so slow
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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7h3Ultim4t3G...
Hired Hero
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posted September 08, 2004 05:29 PM |
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Sry Lord Dork
We all know that the Geek came earlier than the Stud, and the spammer is a late edition. The badass is after the stud. Therefor.. The True Path of The Ultimate's, lie within the Geeks. ME.
Wook, i'm sorry to say this... But you've gone.. Well more studly.. You need help.
It's true, your guild of pixelarts isn't enough to preserve the Essence that is GEEK. Start improving your nerdness, or fall before my keyboard.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 08, 2004 05:41 PM |
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It's true, your guild of pixelarts isn't enough to preserve the Essence that is GEEK. Start improving your nerdness, or fall before my keyboard.
Wait just a second here Mister!
Geeks and Nerds are not the same thing!
Why would any geek want to improve their nerdness? And pardon me but... "nerdness"? What kinda word is that?
I am fine with being a geek, me and my geekiness will happily stay in on a friday night with a good book - but I am no nerd!
If you were the Ultimate, you'd know the difference
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted September 08, 2004 05:42 PM |
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j00 kn0w 1 71nk 1 und3r5700d 7h47! W007!
17'5 4b0u7 71m3 w3 g07 4 600d 633k 4r0und h3r3. 60 7U6!
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Knowledge is power...
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7h3Ultim4t3G...
Hired Hero
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posted September 08, 2004 06:00 PM |
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The Geek is a nerd Level 3. Dont EVER question me again, n00b. Great Vadskye  It's good to see The Mother Language... Teh 1337 language.
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted September 08, 2004 06:01 PM |
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Stay Strong...CyberGeeks Are Counterattacking
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j00 kn0w 1 71nk 1 und3r5700d 7h47! W007!
17'5 4b0u7 71m3 w3 g07 4 600d 633k 4r0und h3r3. 60 7U6!
Dear MadSky19,
After referring to my CyberGeek Translator (otherwise known as Lord_Kook), all I have to say is...
You Traitor!
Do not fall victim to The Ultimate Geek's plan to drag you all back down into the depths of Cybergeekdom. Believe in yourself, heed my advice, and stop listening in on your little sister's phone conversations, for goodness sake! Just keep one more thing in mind...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Daddy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted September 08, 2004 06:05 PM |
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This is a truely comnplicated situation... TUG is about to ruin all that TUM has achieved so far... Let's see if he can save his achievements...
reg
Daddy
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7h3Ultim4t3G...
Hired Hero
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posted September 08, 2004 08:59 PM |
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Return of the Geeks, Feat SPOCK
Save what? You guys are nerds and geeks nomatter what, he's just trying to ruin the way you see yourself, geeks that think they are studs, ain't good. I'm just making you all connect with your roots.. Making you know that the Inner Nerd, is the power to prevail.
Tossdeal, your 2 late. And you ain't an ultimate geek, your just a G33k 1-ab. Go home.
I won't have to make report cards(not saying that i won't..) Because that just my pressence here, my aura.. Makes you all more geek-like.(and no, i dun use hax)
Live Long And Prosper! *Warps Out*
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