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posted September 10, 2004 03:06 PM |
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MmmMissMan
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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER (the geeks)! *Warps Out*
I agree with you. However, that is the only thing we agree upon. The true geek is the Role-Player, always uses proper grammar, and never uses n00b language. The people which made 1337 language didn't know any other.
So you admit to having Knowledge about Role-Play. You defend their side. Which makes you what..? 4 r013 player! Since you've already chosen the G33k's path i don't have to convert you to the Motherboard.
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Last time i helped all you geeks catching Chicks. This time i'll help you all land the deal, so you'll get some.
There are 2 nerds, and i'll help both kinds with a special way of conquering here panties(The MotherLoad, and no, not you're mother)
There are the 3D Geeks. And The Gamer Geeks(There is actually more types, i'll help these kinds of geeks another day)
Gamer Geeks
The Gamer Geeks are very powerful indeed. You're the one who has most chance of scoring(believe it or not) So please read closely what i'm about to tell you, this is the Good stuff . Call this a Walkthrough if you will. You'll need all your manhood for this one, so better get your Startrek dvd's out of the machine. Take a bath, put some deo on, brush your teeth. You have 2 choices if you wan't to score, number 1 is buying sex, this is bad(money doesn't last long this way, with a nerds needs, and longvity in bed) So, you'll have to score, but unfortunetly this is the Stud's territory, but never think badly about a nerd when it comes to scoring, you'll just have to make a few minor adjustments to your look. You could come in goth, then you'll have a chance with goth chicks, but take in mind, they bite. You could come like a country boy, and take your chances this way. Or you could come like a stud, but they would own you at their territory(2on5 cs vs clan Sol keke) Or you could come dressed like a Skater(this normally works actually) When you've chosen your peer group, find a girl(if she's 2 hot, you haven't got a chance, so make sure she isn't 2 divine) When you've found the special someone( ) Go up to here, and have Confidence! When you've said hello and such, ask if she'd like to dance. DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER! Unless she threatens to call the cops, then the gig is up.. If she refuses, find another victim/girl. If it works the way you wan't, hang out with here. When she's gotten a bit drunk, start buying here more beer, if this works, you might have a chance, BUT! This cannot be stated clearly enough, no rape, this is NOT a possibily. Your a need/geek, you have some kind of dignity! If you succeed at boning here( ) Then leave here house before she awakes(NEVER take here to your house, casa de Geek is not a good chickplace) And remember to have gotten here number while she was still awake. Next week call here again and ask here to meet you at a party.. come over to here when she's a bit drunk.. Repeat this.
3D-Geeks:
This one is easy Cuz 3D nerds 50 % of the time look a bit studly(there is a level, when you become 2 good 2 look studly, i'm hoping that we haven't got those peeps here) If your one of the studly looking, you won't need my help. Move along.
On the other hand, if you are the nerdish-looking type, you have it easy. Just do as most boys, find a nice girl, fall in love. Then thing's will work out, if your a hidious beast with 5 feet, look under Gamer-Geek, you'll need this. Seriously.
Btw, trogdor, u suck.
Live Long and Prosper! *Warps Out*
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Vadskye91
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posted September 10, 2004 05:13 PM |
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Even though I am a semi-geek, I have to say that TUM is waaaay better at this then you are.
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7h3Ultim4t3G...
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posted September 10, 2004 05:28 PM |
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I'm not here to compete against TUM, i'm here to convert studs into Nerds. Mmmkay?
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 10, 2004 06:39 PM |
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Nerds suck. Geeks rule. Being a nerd is a bad thing. If you want to make us nerds, then GET OFF MY INTERNET!!!*
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* - "Get off my internet" is copyright by Nebuka
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted September 11, 2004 06:22 AM |
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Most people who make threads who be furious to see such offtopic things(or just toss them ) But i like it. Because hobbits = Tolkien, or some game(or they play roleplay, which is better) Lord_Dork and Panala L. are doing GREAT(wook just nailed the last part) 4nd t3h n3w g33k1sh dud3 1s: Trashmodean!
You're all getting sucked into all that is glory, Nerdism, and Geekism.
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER! *Warps Out*
Panala L. ? Is that me? If that's me, how is that me? I mean - what exactly does it mean?
Hmmm, well I'm starting to have a bit of an identity crisis here - I must admit that the last few days have thrown me into some serious self questioning.
You see, I thought I was a cybergeek... I build computers for my friends, I did tech support, I mod this forum, admin another...love Tolkein, actively RP and read D&D literature (there's more, but I digress )
But now...the more I read from the Cybergeek (sorry but I refuse to do the l33t speak) I'm starting to think that being a cybergeek means that you can't possibly have ever engaged in intimate relations with a member of the opposite sex. I'm even starting to think that to be a cybergeek means that you can't have ever gone outside...
If that's the case then I'm no cybergeek
The best conclusion I can come to is that the Ultimate Geek is really the Uber Nerd! Only a Nerd would claim that a Nerd is the same as a Geek - I mean c'mon, it's their fondest dream...
Plus a Geek wouldn't have to engage in liquoring up a chick to git some, a Geek would have some nifty Lightsaber tricks that no lady could ignore 
So Ultimate Geek/Uber Nerd.. what is it then? You have some explainin to do!
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Korejora
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posted September 11, 2004 07:12 AM |
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Nerds suck. Geeks rule.
.....hmm............
Geek (gæk)
Noun, Slang:
a. A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
b. A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
Nerd also nurd (nûrd)
Noun, Slang:
a. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person.
b. A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
Well, they look similar to me...
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 11, 2004 10:46 AM |
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Dictionaries don't always have accurate definitions of slang words. The truth is, there is a big difference between geeks and nerds. Dorks are another story.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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7h3Ultim4t3G...
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posted September 11, 2004 11:38 AM |
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Pandora + Pamala Lee = Panala L.
The Geek is just a Nerd Level 3.
And Pandora, i haven't even mentioned what a Cybergeek is yet. Unfortunetly(for the other geek types) The Cybergeek is adept at talking with other people, let's call them the Black Sheep of the Nerd/Geek Family.
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 11, 2004 11:56 AM |
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Wrong.
Geek = someone who enjoys comics and/or computers and/or roleplaying and/or some other things that I won't bother mentioning.
Nerd = the kind of person that studies quantum physics for fun
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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TheRealDeal
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted September 11, 2004 02:35 PM |
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Your all wrong, being a nerd really just tells you that the person is GOOD at one thing. It could be anything in the world, which means we also have Soccer-Nerds.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted September 11, 2004 03:31 PM |
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w/ all due respect to The Real Deal, there is not a nerd for everything. do you think that a really good rocker is a nerd?
but there are soccer nerds for sure! its like THE sport of nerds. im neither a nerd or a geek and i dont give a **** what any of you say.
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John says to live above hell.
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TheRealDeal
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted September 11, 2004 04:06 PM |
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Well, the word nerd means that your good at something. REALLY good. And that counts in EVERYTHING, either its sports, computers music, fixing things.. EVERYTHING.
The word is just mostly known when it comes to computers and all of that, or if your really clever.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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mvassilev
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posted September 12, 2004 02:21 AM |
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I am a geek. Geeks rule. TUG isn't a geek, he's an impostor! He's just a wannabe! He'll never be as much of a geek as I am!
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TheUltimateM...
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posted September 15, 2004 02:51 AM |
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TheRealDeal wrote:Quote:
Well, the word nerd means that your good at something. REALLY good.
Finally, I am in agreement with the TheRealDeal. Nerds are indeed good at something. Unfortunately, that something is sitting at home playing a short round of pocketball while The Ultimate Male is out showing the ladies a good time.
Oh yeah, and by the way...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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mvassilev
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posted September 17, 2004 03:27 PM |
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Oh yeah, and by the way...
LONG LIVE AND PROSPER (the Cybergeeks)!
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Eccentric Opinion
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Vadskye91
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posted September 18, 2004 08:01 PM |
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TUG we need report cards!
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mvassilev
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posted September 23, 2004 10:38 PM |
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I am a geek. Geeks rule. TUG isn't a geek, he's an impostor! He's just a wannabe! He'll never be as much of a geek as I am!
I repeat this. I will give two people a reprort card: TUG and TUM. I will use TUM's PIMP point system, only less is better.
TheWannabeGeek (TheUltimateGeek) 15 PIMP points.
-10 for starting this thread.
+10 for playing FPS.
+5 for using 7331 language (stupid).
+10 for lying.
TheUltimateFail (TheUltimateMale) -5 PIMP points
+5 for starting his guide.
+5 for claiming to be a pimp.
+5 for claiming to be a pimp is a good thing.
-5 for lying (TUM is a cybergeek).
-5 for finding HC.
-5 for getting QPs.
-5 for hypnotizing Consis.
As you see, TUM is more a geek than TUG.
Now, I will make my own report card.
Lord Mvass (mvassilev) -999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
-999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 for existing.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted September 24, 2004 05:44 AM |
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TheWannabeGeek (TheUltimateGeek) 15 PIMP points.
-10 for starting this thread.
+10 for playing FPS.
+5 for using 7331 language (stupid).
hmm if we have -10, and then we add 10 we have 0, if we add 5 to 0 we have 5, not 15.
a geek could do this simple math
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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7h3Ultim4t3G...
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posted September 24, 2004 07:17 AM |
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No Fear, the ultimate G33K! is here.
I've just gotten back from vacation, and look what i find. A N00b trying to destroy all that is geek. You, are NOT a G33K! You are a Fr34k! You've just made your own little Group, which only allows 1 person, in total.
But since you so badly need a report card, here's yours.
Report Card For Mvassssucker 2004. Geek Points.
2+ For Challenging The 2 Ultimates(even though one of em is a 1-ab stud)
2+ For hoping to become the Ultimate G33K!
1+ For trying to make Report Cards.
5- For making such horrible ones.
3- For the inability to do simple Math.
2- For thinking that you would EVER beat TheUltimateG33K
4- For challenging an ultimate, got a ban-wish?
3- For trying to do your own Geeks guide, and failing so hard.
11- For making a report card of yourself, and cheating so much.
Which equals.. - 23 Geek points. Which gives you the Freak Stature. You can nove call yourself; TheUltimateN00B.
Thankyou for Playing the Crying Game.
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terje_the_ma...
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Disciple of Herodotus
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posted September 24, 2004 12:18 PM |
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Er, feel free to call me lame, but what is this even lamer "1337" stuff that has been mentioned several times in this thread?
I mean, if you were a true geek/nerd (I don't really see the difference; nerd, I feel, is just an older word for geek. But I'm probably wrong here...), you would at least be able to write proper, wouldn't you?
If not, you're just a poser...
Love
The semi-/quasigeek
Terje
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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