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doomfreak
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posted November 16, 2004 06:22 AM |
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can I still have a carlton draugght? The pub has ran out of it...
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Trogdor
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posted November 16, 2004 06:27 AM |
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Ask TA if you can, I'm drinking my stash.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 17, 2004 10:35 AM |
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*Acknowledges doomfreak's request with a solemn nod.*
*Walks to the bench, lifts up the mat on the floor with "LOVE BEER?" printed on it. Dusts the floor to reveal a trap door.*
*Opens trap door, walks down into the secret room. No one dares follow.*
*TA comes back out with a shining silver key, holding it as if it were very very fragile. He indicates for doomfreak to follow.*
*Inserts the key in a key hole behind the dart board. The door slides open to reveal TA's private beer stash.*
Grab a Carlton Draught and get outta there. You didn't just see that.
"See what?" doomfreak replies.
Exactly. Now who's up for a game of pool?
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Trogdor
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posted November 18, 2004 06:41 AM |
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No, I'm not really that good at pool myself.
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rychenroller
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posted November 19, 2004 11:38 PM |
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Mate, theres a pool hall around the corner that has full size snooker tables, not these 50c 8 ball tables. Plus they sell crownies....you do have crownies now dont ya mate?
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 21, 2004 05:18 AM |
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I know the guy who runs the pool table. He's a spanner, he'll charge you six times as much as here.
The real men come here.
And about the crownies, who do you think I am mate? Of course I have 'em. 'Ere's one from me.
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Trogdor
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posted November 21, 2004 05:54 AM |
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I'll have five cougars thanks.
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doomfreak
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posted November 22, 2004 04:33 AM |
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Why can I smell beer from behind the dart board?
Anyways, do you mind if I drink straight out of the Coopers tap? (Like Barney from the simpsons)
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rychenroller
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posted November 22, 2004 05:25 AM |
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Hey awesome, a kebab van has rocked up out the front 
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Trogdor
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posted November 22, 2004 05:33 AM |
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Pies are better. Gimme a Four'N'Twenty please.
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rychenroller
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posted November 22, 2004 05:40 AM |
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No mate....a lamb kebab after a few dozen vb's is a great Aussie multicultural tradition 
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 22, 2004 11:51 AM |
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Mate, drink from the tap, I find it faster. The tap will tell how much you drink
Actually Ian down the road can skull a beer faster than you can pour one out. Fair effort!
*Throws Trodgor a pie and slides the 100ltr. bottle of sauce*
But dese souvlakis, better than kebabs!
But I'm gonna get a kebab from the van, coming rychenroller?
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rychenroller
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posted November 22, 2004 01:54 PM |
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(ah snow, if i grab a kebab at this time, the mrs is gonna have my gonads for earings.....)
Ah bugger it, comin mate...nothin like garlic sauce on the breath at 3am.
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doomfreak
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posted November 24, 2004 02:51 AM |
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I want the Kebab in a can that the had on Merrick and Rosso Unplanned. They put a kebab and some beer in a blender and put it in a can...
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Trogdor
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posted November 24, 2004 06:12 AM |
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Hey, how about a ploy to get all those foreigners a visit to our pub?
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 24, 2004 07:32 AM |
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Lure them with a lamb on a fishing line.
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Trogdor
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posted November 25, 2004 07:03 AM |
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Yes, got the fishing line ready and the lamb ready as well.
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doomfreak
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posted December 01, 2004 03:22 AM |
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Where is everyone? I want to start a fight with another drunk, but I am the only person here, theres not even a barman here...
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Trogdor
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posted December 01, 2004 07:40 AM |
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Sorry, but TitaniumAlloy is out the back fixing the pokies. When he's ready to fight I'll let you know.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted December 01, 2004 11:56 AM |
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Drinking makes you smarter!
Click Here for Proof!
*opens another can, waits for drunken doomfreak to get up off the floor, takes a bite out of the cold lamb from the fishing rod sitting on the bench*
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