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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Australian Pub
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted February 23, 2005 07:45 AM

Hahaha!

Not only is this the 100th Post in this Thread, but I...a good 'ol Canadian...am the one writing it!!! It also seems that I have succeeded in messing up you dunderlingers to the point that you are now calling each other names, too! Victory is so sweet!

Hey doomfreak, if you had used the link I provided earlier (I own this place) you would have noticed that I own this place, fair-&-square! But, if you want it so bad, come & try to get it back...I dare ya, mate!
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted February 25, 2005 11:28 AM

THIS IS NOT THE CANUCK PUB!!!!!

Anywho I challenge ye to a joke contest.
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Heroine at the weekend.
posted February 25, 2005 12:21 PM

Strewth matey ease up on the tourists.
You wanna make yourself useful and go give me a 6 pack of Coopers?
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Leo_Lion
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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted February 26, 2005 12:04 AM

I'm not just a tourist...I'm the owner!

Hey Trogdor, sorry but, I don't do "joke contests"...that sort of thing is too beneath me!

Afterall, I have my very own House of Humour.

You're welcome to visit again, but just don't stay too long...you sort of smell funnier than some of my jokes...Hahaha!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted February 27, 2005 09:54 AM

First off, doomfreak, it was indeed Leo I was calling a townie, not you fer gods sakes!

And second, Asmodean, as long as you'll drop that terrible yobbo accent and refrain from claiming ownership of my place, then you can by all means have a beer.

Last and least, Leo, I'll ask you one more time, nicely, to leave before I release the Dingo!

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Trogdor
Trogdor


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posted February 27, 2005 11:33 AM

I want this topic owned, so challenge me NOW!!!
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Leo_Lion
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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted February 28, 2005 06:46 AM
Edited By: Leo_Lion on 28 Feb 2005

Sick balls, Dingo, sick balls!

Did you guys ever see the movie Stand by me? There's a scene where the main characters walk through a junkyard (which kind of looks like this place ) and the owner releases his dog "Killer"...or something like that...and tells him to:

"Sick balls, Killer, sick balls!"

Let's just say that those boys ran as fast as they could while holding their...ahem..."private parts"!
You won't see me doing that though, I'd rather stay & fight!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted February 28, 2005 07:20 AM

Go get em, Dingo!

*releases the chain*

*kicks Dingo to wake him up*

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william
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LummoxLewis
posted August 02, 2007 11:41 AM

Looks like nobody has been in here for about 2 years.

Well, if anybody is here, gimme 3 Cougars.
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pandora
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posted August 03, 2007 05:48 PM

*unleashes three wild cats on Flaming Will*

Yipes! they look hungry!

*runs away slamming door behind her*
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted August 05, 2007 09:08 AM

Can I have a Black Russian please?
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted August 05, 2007 09:10 AM

*pets the cats and they act nice*

Now, where exactly are my drinks?
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Homer171
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posted August 05, 2007 10:38 AM

Psst hey Bouncer do you see that guy over there in the bar *points out the load mouth* he is under aged.

*Dodges the human spear what flies out side*
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william
william


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LummoxLewis
posted August 05, 2007 10:45 AM

GET OUTTA HERE, YOU ARE NOT AN AUSSIE!!!

wait....does this bar server People that are not Aussie?
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Homer171
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posted August 05, 2007 11:03 AM

Quote:
GET OUTTA HERE, YOU ARE NOT AN AUSSIE!!!


Shh.. now you spoiled my cover
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted August 05, 2007 11:17 AM

TA, can I have some nice chips to go with my beers?
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 05, 2007 12:04 PM

Shalala
Have you ever had a dream Homer? Well I did.
Have you ever had a dream Pandora? well I did.
Did you ever have a dream thrilling? Have you ever had a dream with Willy?
Well I didnt.
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted August 05, 2007 12:09 PM

wtf are you on about Peculias?!?
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MightyMage
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posted August 05, 2007 09:19 PM

Oh God that song used to creep me out.  When they used it in that movie, Lady in White I think (but I could be wrong).  The killer used to wistle that tune all the time especially when he was in the mood...FOR MURDER!!!
I saw that movie in the early 90's when I was still young enough (about 5 or 6 so I don't get some dumbass comment from Taco Breath) to be creeped out by scary movies.
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted August 05, 2007 11:43 PM

I remembered when that song was on one of the Nightmare on ELm street movies at the end lol.
I think I remember your movie too
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