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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: at woock's request" the anti-n00b slayers and egomaniacal spammers " thread
Thread: at woock's request" the anti-n00b slayers and egomaniacal spammers " thread This thread is 2 pages long: 1 2 · «PREV
tigris
tigris


Supreme Hero
Supreme Noobolator
posted November 05, 2004 10:21 AM
Edited By: tigris on 5 Nov 2004

i won't repond to that last post by our honourable friend, i'll let u guys tell me what u think about it.\

Quote:
No way. Noobs can go in the Wastelands and stay there. They belong in wastelands cause they post crap.
as pandora said this thread's pourpose isn't to furthermore alienate people from oneanother.



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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 05, 2004 12:36 PM

There is a very important skill that all newbies should learn asap - recognizing if a post is serious or just a joke.
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angelito
angelito


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proud father of a princess
posted November 05, 2004 01:09 PM
Edited By: angelito on 5 Nov 2004

Woock is right here.
The post of RSF was ment to be a joke (look at the smiley at the end of that part u quoted..).

As i have posted in another thread already, please donīt think that most of the longtime members are "noob-hunters". Some of these so called "HC-veterans" like to make some jokes about newbies. Normaly it isnīt ment serious. So let them do their "job", ignore the comments if u r not used to this kind of "communication", or retaliate in the same funny way if u like..

But still u will find many members here who will help ya with all your problems u have about this game.

You will recognize, in the zone the atmosphere is similar to here. Some guys are a bit harsh/rude, many others are helpful....and some make jokes also.

I saw it so many times now, but i have to laugh out loud every time again when this situation comes along in the chat-lobby of the zone:

"newbie": Why are all rooms password protected?
"vet": Coz they donīt want to invite everyone
"newbie": What is the password?
"vet": Send a zm to the room owner and ask him!
"joker": You can get a passwordlist of ALL rooms by pressing alt + F4
"newbie" exits
"newbie" enters
"newbie": Haha...very funny..




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RedSoxFan3
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posted November 07, 2004 12:53 PM

lol Angelito...

That's great. I can't believe there are people who don't know that Alt-F4 closes your window.
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted November 07, 2004 08:44 PM

Noobs should go to the wastelands, its very open and they can get to learn about members.  "TPAM" is a very fun way to learn about your fellow HC members.  The wastelands are where its at.  It's also harder for noobs to say something stupid because in the wastelands, nobody cares.

All Noobs Report To Wastelands.


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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 08, 2004 01:47 PM

What you shouldn't do when you're a n00b...

This is an email conversation I had with an obvious n00b.

n00b: "Wanna play homm???"

me: "Wanna play hide and seek? You hide.

One... two... three... Oh, what the hell, READY OR NOT HEAR I COME!!!!

Hey, where did I leave my chainsaw...?"

n00b: "are you some kind of idiot? I know you are not homm player. Homm players stick together. You suck. I would kick your ass in homm!!!!"

Nuff said...
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angelito
angelito


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posted November 08, 2004 04:25 PM

To be honest Woock......after your response to that easy question of the noob, i would have answered nearly the same to you.....

Why not an easy and short answer like: "No thx"..
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 08, 2004 05:26 PM

Prob is, I get more emails with questions like that than I'd like. I mean, why do people keep asking me about cracks or how to finish some map in a HoMM4 campaign? Just because I have a lot of stars?
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted November 09, 2004 02:25 AM

Woock your not the only one that recieves E-mails from helpless Noobs.

Whenever I get them, I say I can't help, or I give a link to the Library or TOH.  Sometimes I even give them a link to IM Angelito
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted November 09, 2004 02:49 AM

It's very strange.
I used to get random e-mails from new members until I became a Mod, then not one.
Maybe the Modsword intimidates them?
It shouldn't be the case, if any new member reads this and wants to e-mail someone with a query, my address is in my profile.
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tigris
tigris


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Supreme Noobolator
posted November 09, 2004 04:30 PM

ok maybe i'm just paranoid
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted November 09, 2004 04:49 PM

Yeah, you probably are. You're not the only one though, so don't worry
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Yolk and God bless.
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tigris
tigris


Supreme Hero
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posted November 10, 2004 09:25 AM

Quote:
Yeah, you probably are. You're not the only one though, so don't worry

thanx for standing by my side, woock.I knew i could count on you..  
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted November 10, 2004 08:22 PM

Tigris,
I'd like to invite you to the thread "noobs questions VS vets patience".  I had a few ideas that I thought might help noobs like us and not tick off vets!!

Check it out and let me know!
I haven't brought it up to the mods yet...

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