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RedSoxFan3
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posted November 29, 2004 10:47 PM |
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Vital Info for all Noobs - The Right Clique for YOU
Welcome to your average clique. Unless you are part of this clique we will do any one of the following:
1.) We will give you a toss calling you a n00b.
2.) We will ignore your post, because your opinion couldn't matter because you have no clue what you are talking about, because only the people in our clique can properly critique that art. However if you submit some of your chicken scratch as well, then what you said is brilliant.
3.) Welcome you warmly with open arms and share heart wrenching stories of the people who labelled us n00bs.
4.) Tell you to stop spamming up the thread and sign up if you want someone to ask you a question.
5.) Floodprotect active !!! 80 seconds remaining.
Refer to FAQ/Rules section for explanation of Floodprotect.
Now that you know the sort of things that might happen to you if you try to join a group. The following questions will help you tell what clique you should apply for.
Question 1:
What interests you the MOST?
a.) Pink Thongs
b.) Artistic Contests
c.) Freestyle Hip-Hop
d.) Well let's see... It all started when I was a about five years old when my aunt was undressing in the bathroom and didn't close the door properly and the wind blew the door wide open...
e.) Seeing What Happens When You Forget to Take Your Ritalin
Question 2:
If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
a.) A Shark Wearing Sunglasses, because it's cool.
b.) A Made-Up Creature that I Drew Myself During Math Class
c.) A Crab Wearing Sunglasses, cause they look cool on the shark, but they won't let us be a shark.
d.) What kind of question is that? Ask a real question. I didn't sign up to answer questions like this.
e.) I would be a turkey... mmm Turkey.
Question 3:
How did you come to discover Heroes Community?
a.) I played TOH for at least 11 hours a day, because I played daily XL randoms w/ underground for the past 5 years. I post here between turns.
b.) I was searching for Homm inspired artwork.
c.) I was searching for Homm5 stuff so I can start my own online tournament... sort of like Toh.
d.) It all started when I was doing this project on Greek Mythology...
(insert three paragraphs)
e.) I was spamming on various forums and someone told me about this site. So now I spam here too.
The test ends here because the author forgot to take his ritalin and wants to go play various card games such as Bridge or 52-Pickup.
If you answered mostly A, you should join Tossers Tavern. If you get kicked out join Down Town Tavern.
If you answered mostly B, you should join Guild of Pixelartists.
If you answered mostly C, you should join Down Town Tavern, because you aren't cool enough to join Tossers Tavern. Don't even bother trying to join Tossers Tavern. You are too much of a wannabe for them.
If you answered mostly D, you should join Tell the Truth, because you like to tell stories about yourself.
If you answered mostly E, you should just go hang out in Wastelands with Dingo, he needs some company. No one wants spammers in their clique. I'd recommend getting a few QPs before you try to take over the Wastelands though. Dingo has no floodprotect, so you'd lose.
Edit: After several IMs from n00bs, Down Town Tavern was moved to Wastelands and then deleted, so you'll need to make another Down Town Tavern. There's no place for you to find a home in HC, because we deleted it. You should just go to another forum, because that's obviously what we want to do with people who belong(ed) in Down Town Tavern.
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Go Red Sox!
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TheRealDeal
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted November 29, 2004 10:59 PM |
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C reminds me of someone..
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted November 30, 2004 06:40 AM |
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Quote:
Dingo has no floodprotect, so you'd lose.
To All Those Noobs Out There...
Bring It.
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LichKing
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Known Hero
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posted November 30, 2004 06:51 AM |
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ROFL
Dingo, you is be ruels! 
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SOUND THE CHARGE!! INTO GLORY RIDE!!!
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doomfreak
Famous Hero
The Crispinator
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posted December 01, 2004 03:14 AM |
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What if you have 3 different answers for the 3 questions? What Clique do you join?
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 01, 2004 03:17 AM |
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You will be somewhat of a lurker, never truly committing to any clique. However, you will certainly be recognized by all if you become an active member.
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doomfreak
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The Crispinator
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posted December 01, 2004 03:19 AM |
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I like to think that most people here know who I am...
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 01, 2004 08:35 AM |
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That's because you have become an active member.
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted December 02, 2004 05:38 AM |
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No Noobs have posted here...
Maybe they can't see a good thread when they see one? Maybe they don't know what quality is? The Noobs are the future! We must educate them on quality, NOW, before it's too late.
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darksparkle
Hired Hero
Quote the raven,
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posted December 02, 2004 06:07 AM |
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hi dingo
today is boring
or should i say
tonight
my mom wants to vacuum my room
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Why does death have to be such a likely answer?
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Dingo
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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted December 02, 2004 06:09 AM |
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What Up.
Today was alright.
Tell your mom to **** off! Nah, I'm just kidding. Don't do that. You should vacumm your room, then walk around the carpet barefoot, it's comfortable.
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TheRealDeal
Promising
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted December 02, 2004 03:18 PM |
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Walking around barefoot is nice... *Drools*
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 02, 2004 09:01 PM |
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Umm... yeah at college dorm. No one walks barefoot, period. Carpet or no carpet. Lives are at stake people! LIVES!
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted December 02, 2004 09:04 PM |
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Yep. Herpes of the foot does not sound promising to me.
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