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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Masturbation - the devil's way?
Thread: Masturbation - the devil's way? This thread is 14 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 · «PREV / NEXT»
RedSoxFan3
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posted April 17, 2008 06:43 AM

I never liked the idea of ruining a sock.
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antipaladin
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posted April 17, 2008 10:45 AM

socks ? seesh...your primitive..
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Undead_Warrior
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posted April 17, 2008 02:05 PM

I do not do this thing. I have a girlfriend. And I live with her. So.... What is the point of masturbating...?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 17, 2008 02:13 PM

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socks ? seesh...your primitive..


No I don't use socks lol. VF said she found a sock on her desk. Read up Son.
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Guitarguy
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posted April 17, 2008 02:21 PM
Edited by Guitarguy at 14:22, 17 Apr 2008.

Forgive the pun, but...

Quote:
I have a girlfriend. And I live with her. So.... What is the point of masturbating...?

Just rub it in, won't you?

-Guitarguy
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violent_flower
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posted April 17, 2008 04:50 PM

Rub it in.... LMAO
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 18, 2008 05:03 AM
Edited by RedSoxFan3 at 05:05, 18 Apr 2008.

Someone had mentioned pornography earlier in this thread. Nothing I have against it. Me among most men watch it or have watched it regularly at some point in their lives. But I've actually found its good to not always watch it.

First off, most (if not all) porn is really perverted lol.

But more importantly its completely unrealistic. I wonder how many guys actually (fill in the blank) all over their girlfriend every time they get busy.
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TnT_Addict
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posted April 18, 2008 05:52 AM
Edited by TnT_Addict at 05:52, 18 Apr 2008.

How does the sock phenomena work? Enlighten me please
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 18, 2008 06:44 AM
Edited by RedSoxFan3 at 06:45, 18 Apr 2008.

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How does the sock phenomena work? Enlighten me please

Ummm... Anyone wanna take this one? AWKWARD LOL!!!

I'll give some hints. Normally you put your foot into your sock. But in this case you do something else and then there's no mess afterwards, but you never want to wear your sock again.

I guess this is something that only Americans have thought of before.
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baklava
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posted April 18, 2008 06:50 AM

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Ummm... Anyone wanna take this one?

I ain't touching that with a 30 foot pole.
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TnT_Addict
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posted April 18, 2008 07:56 AM

Quote:
Quote:
How does the sock phenomena work? Enlighten me please

Ummm... Anyone wanna take this one? AWKWARD LOL!!!

I'll give some hints. Normally you put your foot into your sock. But in this case you do something else and then there's no mess afterwards, but you never want to wear your sock again.

I guess this is something that only Americans have thought of before.

I once asked my friend if I could borrow a pair of his socks and when I put them on, he started laughing but I had no idea why... UNTILL TODAY!!!

lol seriously isn't that the reason why they make silky toilet paper?
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winterfate
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posted December 14, 2008 06:21 AM
Edited by winterfate at 06:31, 14 Dec 2008.

Wow...just wow.

Simply amazed.

Also, I agree (ok so the posts were months ago but still...) that ruining socks is heresy.

EDIT: Since I bumped it...I'll just give my brief POV on the subject:

It's not bad, it's natural.
Animals do it too. Religion just likes to send you off on guilt trips making you think that you're bad for doing it.

That and the culture where some people live in...taboos are complicated stuff.
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mvassilev
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posted December 14, 2008 06:31 AM

Lol, I forgot about this gem of a thread. Time to see what our newer members will say.
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winterfate
winterfate


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posted December 14, 2008 06:37 AM

@Mvass: Only time will tell.
It's one of those "public secrets" though (everyone knows; no one admits to).

Or, like a lady once said:

In a survey, 90% of all people admitted to masturbating. The other 10% are liars.


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Azagal
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posted December 14, 2008 07:16 AM

There is nothing wrong with masturbation.

As Woody Allen once said:
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
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antipaladin
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posted December 14, 2008 08:21 AM

if not women for me,my right hand for me?
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radar
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posted December 14, 2008 08:55 AM

Tina, what for would you ever borrow socks from someone else?!
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Elvin
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posted December 14, 2008 10:14 AM

The power of sarcasm is not strong with that one.
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Mytical
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posted December 14, 2008 10:40 AM

Hmm does ordering somebody else to count?  
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baklava
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posted December 14, 2008 11:29 AM

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Nonetheless we had a good laugh I asked him kindley to not go to those sights at our house wait till he goes to a friends.

Nono, Eric, don't masturbate here, you've got your friends for that. I'm sure if you go to Jim's place and ask him kindly you'll both have so much fun.
You've got to socialize.

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Animals do it too.

So that's why all those statues are covered with that squirty white stuff.
Naughty naughty pigeons.
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