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posted December 16, 2008 04:36 PM
Edited by TheDeath at 16:39, 16 Dec 2008.

I never said anything about saints, I said just not fooling around like kiddos. I think it's better to be "older" when you are 16 rather than 28 don't you think

I was never particularly interested in being a wanky. And trust me, I'm not a 'saint' in the sense that I actually am that way because of that -- sometimes I was even a bit violent.

I don't even need to suppress it (whatever that means). I think it's obvious that everyone who wants to smoke doesn't do it because it's enjoyable because the first time you smoke, it's not a pleasant experience. However they still do it just to "be cool" or "in the gang" or "trend". That is why you'll later need to suppress it if you want to quit.

Same here the basis is: if you don't fall in the hole, you won't need to climb up when if want out.
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posted December 16, 2008 04:37 PM

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It's normal that kids = wankers.

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I have better things to do



but that would mean you Girlfriend does that too... or do you lend her a hand?

Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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posted December 16, 2008 04:39 PM

lol dude who says she's not like me?
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posted December 16, 2008 04:41 PM

table of wankers:
Doomforge probbaly biggest wanker
then thedeath feels bad and guilty about it,but he does that anyway?
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posted December 16, 2008 04:42 PM

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Why shouldn't you do it TheDeath?
I'm pretty sure drugs don't feel right for me, even though I'm sure if I get one I'll become an addict and I will have to "suppress" it like he put it if I want out.


The thing is: You don't need to quit smoking if you don't smoke
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posted December 16, 2008 04:43 PM

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lol dude who says she's not like me?

a Virgin?
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posted December 16, 2008 04:45 PM

Yeah maybe she wants to live more than 105+ years.
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posted December 16, 2008 05:22 PM
Edited by Azagal at 17:25, 16 Dec 2008.

I was talking about masturbation genius.
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Yeah maybe she wants to live more than 105+ years.

Haw?
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posted December 16, 2008 05:41 PM

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I was talking about masturbation genius.
Same.
I don't have to suppress it if I am not even addicted.

similar, smoking first time isn't pleasant at all, but you get used to it after a while. I think that's already a definition of something being bad even if it wasn't unhealthy.

or with drugs -- first time, you just do it, not cause it's pleasant but just to get in trend or whatevah. (first time it ain't).

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Yeah maybe she wants to live more than 105+ years.

Haw?
No sex is secret to long life, or so she claims. At least it comes from her, not from 'researchers' (who obviously, must use humans for research, so it is biased too).
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posted December 16, 2008 06:22 PM

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No sex is secret to long life

lol. Yeah go believe that^^. Poor lady...
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posted December 16, 2008 06:39 PM
Edited by Doomforge at 18:40, 16 Dec 2008.

105 years without sex << 70 years with lots of sex, I think

Lexx, I don't have a GF atm (well, I'm on a good way to change it, although Vokial won't be happy again, I guess ). btw, my first girl (I was 16) was pretty much a sex-machine, lost her virginity at the age of 12 or so No, not to me So, uhhh, I had a good teacher how to NOT be a wanker
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posted December 16, 2008 06:41 PM

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lol. Yeah go believe that^^. Poor lady...
She'll live...
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posted December 16, 2008 06:42 PM

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lost her virginity at the age of 12

wtf? Was she raped? I mean I'm a free spirit etc. but even I'd say that that's pretty ****ing early. But yeah maybe I'm backwards.
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posted December 16, 2008 06:43 PM

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my first girl was pretty much a sex-machine, lost her virginity at the age of 12 or so
We had a sharebox like that here too. I think what I told her when she asked me if I'd sleep with her was to come back when she had grown some boobs.

She was 2 years younger than me though.

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posted December 16, 2008 06:45 PM
Edited by Doomforge at 18:45, 16 Dec 2008.

Az: No, she wasn't. She was completely sex-obsessed. I found that pretty "cool" when I was a 16 yo sucker. But now, I would just feel pity towards her Well, we were "together" for a full year.. so she wasn't THAT snowty.. just obsessed.
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posted December 16, 2008 06:45 PM

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105 years without sex << 70 years with lots of sex, I think
<< 30 years with drugs, say drug addicts too.

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lol. Yeah go believe that^^. Poor lady...
1) Doesn't matter, it's at least a fact contrary to 'sex is healthy'.
2) That's like saying "your loss that you don't try this marijuana mate" and say "poor guys" at those that don't. I'm not saying it's the same (lol) just that such statements aren't any more solid. I mean, she can say the same about you "poor guy, he wastes his life"
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posted December 16, 2008 06:48 PM
Edited by Azagal at 18:49, 16 Dec 2008.

Sex isn't drugs... but nevermind it's hopeless anyways. You go stay healthy and the morale pig I am shall indulge myself in hedonism bound by no restrictions only to pleasure my perverted selfcentered needs.

I have no morales omg. I'm so manly.


EDIT: Note to self... don't read TheDeaths posts at 2:49 am oO gwaaah.
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posted December 16, 2008 06:51 PM

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Sex isn't drugs... but nevermind it's hopeless anyways.
Did I say it was?
I just countered Doomforge's argument, making the argument itself bad, not implying anything else.

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You go stay healthy and the morale pig I am shall indulge myself in hedonism bound by no restrictions only to pleasure my perverted selfcentered needs.

I have no morales omg. I'm so manly.
Did I say anything about morals? Geez people discussions like this are always pointless because everyone just has the typical 2 sides of the coin, without any kind of uniqueness, which is just stupid prejudice.

It's not like the world revolves only around "X or Y", try some Z too
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posted December 16, 2008 06:55 PM
Edited by Doomforge at 18:56, 16 Dec 2008.

They say heroin is better than sex.

May be true, but you're also horribly suffering when not under effect of the drug. So it evens out.

Sex, on the other hand, is just good. Doesn't mean that you have to screw like a rabbit, too.
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posted December 16, 2008 07:03 PM
Edited by TheDeath at 19:05, 16 Dec 2008.

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May be true, but you're also horribly suffering when not under effect of the drug. So it evens out.
It's somewhat similar -- not just with drugs, but smoking too. Most urges or lusts or whatever are because you become addicted, so you "suffer" as well, though of course not as much as heroin (that's too damn powerful).

Let me put it like this. All these "good" things I compare to (aside from sex) aren't good the first time, they become good and you 'lust' after them because you become addicted. It doesn't mean that someone without thinks the same though, as it's like talking between a smoker and a non smoker.

First smoke is always bad. First drink isn't good either. Not sure about drugs though. But then it becomes pleasant because you become addicted.

Unless everyone here is both an alcoholic, a smoker AND a drug taker, then I don't think it's so hard to understand why some simply don't have the same addiction/lust for sex/masturbation as you guys.

It's just that while you may find smokers weird for their habit (for example), or alcoholists, or junkies too weird (because they can't kick the habit and defy reason), others find other things weird. Of course it is technically impossible for a smoker/alcoholist/junkie to realize how you can live without the addiction, but you can always compare yourself to someone with a different addiction, and realize that you aren't special.


That's like me saying "I can't believe, why do you suppress your obsession with game X?" -- short answer: "Because I don't have an obsession with it, mate, so I don't have to suppress it"
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