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terje_the_ma...
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posted January 10, 2005 09:11 PM |
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30 times every week...
That's gotta be tough on the hardware...
Man, yeah.
Doing it twice a day for 4 days gave me a rather sore "wound" down there... Had to live without it for a few weeks after that, to let it heal...
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- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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TheRealDeal
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted January 10, 2005 10:07 PM |
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N00B 
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Lich
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posted January 10, 2005 11:09 PM |
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Rarer you do, better it is...
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Unicor777
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posted January 11, 2005 12:28 AM |
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Well Svarog,
I guess the quantity goes with the age, like if you are 15-17 you will mastrubate, as you grow up it will be less and less. Under precondition of settling the sexual life. But sometimes i have to admit, mastrubation is better then bad sex, and it often comes after bad sex.
Cheers,
PS. Congrat on the braveness
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted January 11, 2005 03:47 AM |
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Man, yeah.
Doing it twice a day for 4 days gave me a rather sore "wound" down there... Had to live without it for a few weeks after that, to let it heal...
lol... this from the guy from the land of handcream!?
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terje_the_ma...
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Disciple of Herodotus
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posted January 11, 2005 10:28 AM |
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Roflmao...
I know, I know. I skuld have remembered to apply the handcreme....
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- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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Svarog
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statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted May 19, 2005 04:03 AM |
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Masturbation - the way to the hospital
A beautiful morning (more like afternoon, 1 PM), I was lying in my bed today, I got a turn-on, and started experimenting with some new techniques (hint: it involved pollows  ). As I was seeking pleasure with myself, a bad flip and I smashed my face on the edge of the bed. Head-on. I bit off a small piece of my mouth. That moment blood started flowing, and when I looked in the mirror, I could see the tiny piece hanging from my mouth, with a tiny wooden spike (from the bed) protruding from there. *ick* I slowly pulled it out (all this time with my pants down ), and cleared the wound. I tried to put back the piece in its place, but hell, its not a puzzle. So I had to cut it off with my teeth. Two seconds - Ouch!
But I'm fine now, I hope it will grow back again, so that I wont have to remember this mastur-bite adventure for the rest of my life.
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DoddTheSlayer
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Banned from opening threads
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posted May 19, 2005 08:56 AM |
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One thing i can say is that abstination does wonders for your dreams.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted May 19, 2005 04:44 PM |
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Poor Svarog, you're just too rough with yourself!
I've heard stories about guys injuring themselves trying to get it on with a vacuum - but your story is quite unique hehe
Btw, everytime i see this thread I read it like its some sort of guide to how to masturbate the Devil's way, tho it doesn't exactly specify anywhere what is the Devil's way
I bet it involves pain, like Svarog's way
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posted May 19, 2005 05:08 PM |
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I think the most likely reason so few women are here to post is because once they do the IM's would start... and they wouldn't stop until that woman created a new account
Of course women do it too though, I wouldn't assume with the same frequency as men but who knows?
Hit 30 yet pan? LOL to quote Rita Rudner...."Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?" So basically I vote 9+ cause Im about that bad.
As for IMs well anyone tries to cyber me and the get a big sultry smile and the following link -
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blockedme.php
Right before I delete/block their butt.
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Svarog
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statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted May 20, 2005 03:19 AM |
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Wow, after that confession lady, I'm sure u're gonna get loads of IMs. 
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted May 21, 2005 04:30 PM |
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Yea, I have reached 30 already Nem
I love Rita Rudner too, she's awesome!
9+ times!!  I'd be exhausted, lol
I don't know that I've even hit that in a week... but then again, if I'm peaking in 5 more years, maybe I should report back then haha
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lord_crusader
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UHU!! supreme!
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posted May 21, 2005 07:41 PM |
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what happen here, some posts deleted... other edited bah! too bad!
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted May 22, 2005 07:10 AM |
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Mine got bahleted too? Just not happy.
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Valeriy
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Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
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posted May 22, 2005 08:53 AM |
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Svarog, I believe you are in a great great danger! You must do all that is possible to stop what can one day kill or seriously injure you!Read this before it is too late  
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You can wait for others to do it, but if they don't know how, you'll wait forever.
Be an example of what you want to see on HC and in the world.
http://www.heroesofmightandmagic.com
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pandora
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posted May 22, 2005 03:26 PM |
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[modhat]I deleted the posts that went offtopic, chitchat should be either in the Wastelands or over IM as it tends to kill threads.
Sorry for not explaining when I did it, but after a few bits of conversation the spam started to take over and I didn't want to let it get out of hand.[/modhat]
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posted May 24, 2005 12:50 AM |
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But sometimes i have to admit, mastrubation is better then bad sex, and it often comes after bad sex
Yup, I can absolutely agree with that. I won't go into detail on how or why these people came to be sexually involved with me....I'll just say that I have had several girlfriends in the past that were sooo boring in bed that I found myself masturbating more often than having sex with them. One of them it was quite simple the reasoning behind it, I was not physically or emotionally attracted to this girl (as I said I wont go into detail on why I was involved with her) and honestly I found sex with her to be more of a chore than anything else.....so masturbation was my preferred method when the urges arrived. I had the option of sex with her whenever I wanted it but to me it was in the same category as washing the dishes or scrubbing the floor because it was a physically exhausting, and boring activity with minimal reward.
Ofcourse good sex with a partner that your attracted to is better than masturbation but still even when you are in a steady relationship with a great sexual partner there are just some times when sex is not an option and the convenience of masturbation is what you need!
BTW: Very funny article u posted Val
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DonGio
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of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted May 24, 2005 12:51 PM |
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Yes, it's from that website he just stumbled upon, by chance, once, and really only glanced at .
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Russ
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blah, blah, blah
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posted October 06, 2005 10:38 PM |
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WOW! That is an awesome thread! GJ Svarog and everyone else who posted!
It is very educational in a way. For one - it has taught me to pay more attention to where I am stepping next time I am on the beach...
To people who managed to hurt themselves - I'll repeat: NOOBS!!!
I've had days when I was staying home all day long with nothing to do, yet I never hurt myself as bad as Terje.
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Unless you are lucky enough to have a very experienced lover - knowing what gets you to your 'special place' before the man is involved is a huge asset. Not to mention, i find that men tend to like getting a little direction too
We sure do! I just can't understand why so many girls are so stuck up about this! They can live through 50 years of marriage without ever being completely satisfied by their husband, without ever telling him about it or giving him a few pointers! That truly amazes me.
Well, come to think of it - some old fashipned guys spoil it for the rest of us by tabooing any kind of talking on that topic, making the girls think we don't want to hear any feedback. So, the girls end up thinking that they are not supposed to have any fun or that they are supposed to fake it, etc.
I guess making our society in general more open-minded should fix that and Svarog is doing a great job at it!
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted October 07, 2005 04:23 AM |
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I'm sure it's not much of a replacement for the real thing, but hell. It's all we geeks got, and at least it doesn't cost us money.
after almost a year, nobody picked up on this??
does this mean that Terje was (or is) still a ...
dare i say it.... VIRGIN?!
just kidding...
I've seen a bunch of people mention they started in primary. I was a little surprised at this cus i was such a late bloomer... prolly about 17 or so my first time up at bat! (let's just say there was quite a bit of tension there.... and there was the repairs to the wall )
Strangest places? well the most uncomfortable / natural / enlightening place??
I was on a white water canoe camping trip for 14 days straight... and for the first 10 days we were in co-ed groups without much privacy... the 11th day we were to spend 24 hours alone in the woods. It was suggested to explore the natural feeling of beeing in the buff in the woods and of course a result of 10 day abstinance and running around in the bday suit got blood flowing!
Anyways, suffice it to say, it was one heck of an experience.
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