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Thread: Masturbation - the devil's way? This thread is 14 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 · «PREV / NEXT»
friendofgunnar
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posted April 24, 2006 08:53 PM

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TNT_Addicts normal day schedual


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posted April 24, 2006 09:07 PM

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Ya know, I always thought too much friction wasn't good for a stick of dynamite...


Well with a proper oiling of the "big dynamite stick" this minor inconvinience could be easily avoided...

Though I'm a real lucky guy that I do not smoke ...  
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supersonic
supersonic


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posted April 24, 2006 10:21 PM

Well... I also enjoy to do it 5-7 times a day.
Anyway,
I have mastered the art to do it with left hand, just in case I do it at school or somewhere where I'll have to use my rightie.
Anyway,
I usually masturbate 3-4 times in a row after school. Just throw the bag away, sit in front of the monitor, switch on the computer and the vibrato arm, switch on the output jack and voila. The marathon begun.
Anyway,
I never masturbate before school. I don't have time.
Anyway,
I prefer to watch action instead of stillness. That's why I prefer movies, not magazines.
Anyway,
I already have about 20 secret hideouts in my room, where I keep the CDs. I prefer to record all my stuff just in case somebody wants to look into my comp.
That will be all.
Thanx for listening.
Ready for a flamewar.
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Vlaad
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posted April 24, 2006 10:36 PM

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I usually masturbate 3-4 times in a row after school.

I guess that's why they call you supersonic!
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posted April 24, 2006 10:42 PM

I dont know what to say on supersonic coment!!

I am confused!!


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supersonic
supersonic


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being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
posted April 24, 2006 10:54 PM

Just try it out. After a few weeks you'll notice that it doesn't really get down after ejaculation. At first, The whole marathon took me about an hour. Now it only takes 15 minutes. I guess it can be good in a love life.
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sick_46_boy
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posted April 24, 2006 11:08 PM

I cant do theat it may come good to me and I wont bee able to stop!!
he he !!  ;-)

Nice thread!

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I_HaT3_CT
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posted April 25, 2006 03:32 PM

1 HOUR!!!, Wow you sure are an old supersonic. You must break your record now!!

Do everything in 5 mins and i will pray to you..... We will be here rooting for you!!
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supersonic
supersonic


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being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
posted April 25, 2006 04:33 PM

Have you read the whole of my post? I said that 3-4 times have taken me about an hour, because I had to wait till I can get again. Now it only takes me about 15 minutes, because the intervals are smaller (I get more often)
Now if you can excuse me, I have something Important to do. Really important
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Shenjairo
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posted April 25, 2006 05:56 PM

This *will* be too much information for sensitive readers, but this is a masturbation topic after all and it along with so many others has been raised from the dead lately so here's my take again on this.



I wouldn't exactly call it a marathon if it lasts 15 minutes despite how many times you reach your goal. I myself follow the saying (however it's supposed to translate to english) of 'It's not the goal that matters, it's the journey there'. It does train you up at least so all is good and there's nothing wrong with what you are doing.

I've tried to cut back some since the last few weeks to see if it helps against me yawning so often and it does help. It's mostly the release amount I've cut back on, just masturbating for a while doesn't make me tired in the long run. A marathon to me is more like the sunday I had 30 days ago where I was bored and sat there for 12 hours with 3 finishes. The first one was mostly because if I tried to hold it off any longer I would soon get some pains which can happen if you go to near too many times without getting release. The second one was because of a food break and well the third one was to finish it off. Lefty is my friend, it's one of two things that that hand can do, the other is to hold a fork. Since I can't use a mouse with my left it just had to be that way. Fits better in that hand anyway.

I can finish it off fast if I need it and well yeah the orgasm is the best part, but generally it's better the longer I wait like for example that sunday the third one was really great. The first one wasn't too good though, had waited too long and my stomach looked slightly gassy. If an orgasm didn't get me tired I would go for more, but us men do get tired after one. Sometimes when I'm really horny I may be able to just continue by contracting my nether muscles until it stands erect without help again but it's not enjoyable every time and those times it may fail. The multiple orgasm part for men was a lot more achievable before we got our first ejaculation. I remember at the age of 12 that I often just continued afterwards until my knees began to buckle, but from the first time I ejaculated later that year I felt a tiredness and just couldn't continue. Took over 10 years more before I achieved something similar as an adult. I count it as a multiple one if the second one occurs within a minute after the first but don't know if that would be correct with any medical terms.

Going for this long makes the ejaculation be more fluid so it may bounce some if you hold the paper tissue or whatever too close. Some of it will probably land directly underneath so think about that. While the amount often is a lot larger than normal after this long, it will be mostly transparent too and would make for a rather lousy porno closeup. Seeing how far you can shoot is a bad idea since it's messy and searching for transparent stains with the help of the lamplight may get you to miss some and you will undoubtedly step on it soon and decide it's just best to mop the whole floor and then take a shower.

I would masturbate a lot less if I had some female company, but that's not how it is. I don't feel guilty about masturbating, but sometimes afterwards it just seems like I've wasted so much time since I could do be doing more than this. I'll try to search more this fall again since that of course would be preferable, but since I don't believe in sex without caring for your partner this will have to do since the only one that could be a viable target right now is far far away from here. I'm behind in school some right now and have to concentrate on that, I just doubt I'll find someone soon and will probably work all summer.

Happy masturbating everyone! Remember that it's never wrong (unless you are a sicko and go out in a trenchcoat to jack off in front of strangers) so don't feel any shame. It's natural and it's good to get to know your body. There are male masturbation tools now too like for example the fleshlight, but I haven't gotten something like that yet. Still thinking if that would be to give up or if it would be a good thing. (Like Charlotte staying home in Sex & the City with her rabbit dildo instead of going out). It probably wouldn't do any harm and in a another year maybe I'll make another update about that.
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posted April 25, 2006 07:16 PM

Well I assume that most people on this board (male & female) do masturbate a lot -- and my business is making money off that need by providing the services.

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supersonic
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being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
posted April 25, 2006 08:18 PM
Edited by supersonic on 25 Apr 2006

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Well I assume that most people on this board (male & female) do masturbate a lot -- and my business is making money off that need by providing the services.

Well... no offence or anything, but it sounds as though you are a prostitute... Or maybe I can't read properly... Maybe something is wrong with me... I am not saying you are... but it sounds that way... at least for me...

Your assumption is correct, by the way. 80% of males masturbate. That's more than 2 billion people on he world and many users of HC.

PS: Today I managed to do it in the bus (to school) so that nobody saw it.
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posted April 25, 2006 08:42 PM

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PS: Today I managed to do it in the bus (to school) so that nobody saw it.


SICKOOOOOoooo!!!

To me it seems to me that Vesuvius is somehow involved in the porn industry...
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Lich_King
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posted April 25, 2006 09:59 PM

Well DUH...
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Shenjairo
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posted April 26, 2006 12:35 AM

I would say that 95% of men masturbate, 4% more lie that they don't but still do and the final percentage doesn't because of odd religious beliefs. Maybe less do in the middle east since I'm no expert on the customs there but rest assured that more than 80% do. Some don't do it as often and maybe doesn't count it when it's a few times a year. That counts of course though.

Unless I've missed some inside joke it sounds to me like Vesuvius is the owner/administrator of a porn site and there's nothing wrong with that. One of the guys in my old everquest guild owned a website which I won't mention here (not one of the bigger ones) and made decent cash from it. I don't pay for porn though, but I'm sure I've contributed somehow because of revenue for getting linked to other sites.

Nothing wrong with it unless it's something really sick that is, but I'm sure that's not the case here. And I think Japan should be banned from making porn, how often does a girl actually seem to enjoy it in those movies? It's the same both in hentai and regular porn, young women dressed in schoolgirl outfits that say no at first and get shocked and seem to freeze up but halfway through they suddenly enjoy it and screams for more. It's things like that that may lead some misguided people into way wrong thinking and actually rape someone. It's not mine or anyone elses view that's correct about what's sick and what's not since people enjoy a lot of different kind of things, but I draw the line if someone gets hurt and I wish everyone did but sadly that's not how it is. (Not talking about S&M since some are into that, but how fun would that be if the recipient wasn't a M at all)
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being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
posted April 26, 2006 04:37 PM

Well, actually try to find the statistics for pedophile and rape attacks in europe and japan. You'll be surprised. In japan there are about 2-3 tmes less attacks, because you don't need to rape when you can see sex on the streets, billboards, newspapers, canned food, etc.
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posted April 26, 2006 05:16 PM

Wow, thats some good satistics.

People, guest and members looking at this forum please understand. If you need to relieve your urge, just go ahead. There is no shame to it what so ever. Its better to relieve it than becoming the next serial rapist on the planet.....

Its normal to do it. I admit i do it. And very often...nv count the numbers though. But no marathon for me. I prefer triathlon. So people out there, its NORMAL, dun be shy and discuss your expeience or views. Be it negative or positive...
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posted April 26, 2006 05:28 PM

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Well... I also enjoy to do it 5-7 times a day.
Anyway,
I have mastered the art to do it with left hand, just in case I do it at school or somewhere where I'll have to use my rightie.
Anyway,
I usually masturbate 3-4 times in a row after school. Just throw the bag away, sit in front of the monitor, switch on the computer and the vibrato arm, switch on the output jack and voila. The marathon begun.
Anyway,
I never masturbate before school. I don't have time.
Anyway,
I prefer to watch action instead of stillness. That's why I prefer movies, not magazines.
Anyway,
I already have about 20 secret hideouts in my room, where I keep the CDs. I prefer to record all my stuff just in case somebody wants to look into my comp.
That will be all.
Thanx for listening.
Ready for a flamewar.


How about stop reading and writing on an online computergame forum all day and night, but looking for a girlfriend instead?
If u manage it well, u even donīt need ANY hand anymore..
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CarNeG
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posted April 26, 2006 06:06 PM

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4% more lie that they don't but still do


lol
I think that masturbation honesty in RL is rare.

This thread only exists because everybody is using fake names.




this is the funniest:


Quote:
When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell _STOP_ to
       those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind and then
       recite a prechosen Scripture or sing an inspirational hymn.
       It is important to turn your thoughts away from the selfish
       need to indulge.

from STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION Mark E. Petersen Council of the 12 Apostles Mormons and Masturbation

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Shenjairo
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posted April 26, 2006 07:02 PM

I'm not saying any culture is acting based on what their porn industry is doing, just that too much of the porn from japan focuses on that women are submissive and that even if they say no at first it's just an act and that they'll like it soon enough. Once it's on the net it's global and may be found just about anywhere. Pornography by itself doesn't lead to or discourage rape, but things like that may blur the line slightly for some individuals that may go too far and then later when they end up in court deny that it was a rape and that they were both willing. I just don't like what that type of porn is saying. There are 'try harder' kind of no's when trying to win someones attention, a no when you grab someones breasts means no and nothing else.

People shouldn't have to apologize or make up excuses why they masturbate or don't. You're not less of a man just because you don't have a girlfriend right now and need a way to relieve your sexual tension plus it's always good to get to know your body better. Almost everyone masturbates when they are in a relationship too, just less. I agree that it would be preferable with a girlfriend but right now I don't have one. Here I was about to make a sort of explanation on why I masturbate rather much right now but then I caught myself and thought what am I doing? It's no contest, do as you wish as long as everyone stays happy. I'm ok with how things are atm.

Here's a random haiku thrown in just because.

On masturbation
this thread warmly touches at -
Likewise I follow
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