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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted May 07, 2006 12:17 AM |
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What I meant was the game that you play at school handball where you hit a ball to your opponents and try to stay in, but Val you think weird 
Well thats another meaning for it 'handball' haha 
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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TNT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted May 08, 2006 04:52 PM |
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TDL got a dark unknown side to him!
Just make sure that you lock the door from the inside and turn on some loud music so your parents won't catch you during your "relaxation" time with your hand down your pants...
Comparing you to Supersonic I can say that you are just an amateur.
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supersonic
Famous Hero
being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
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posted May 08, 2006 11:05 PM |
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Well, if that happens i tell them that I happened to be investigating it, because I found some ugly rash and I am afraid it is syfillis.
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I am having a new style
Big, fat, naughty. Potential girlfriend - pm me. 
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sick_46_boy
Known Hero
*Lord of the bones*
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posted May 17, 2006 03:11 PM |
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Well, I guess you can't masturbate with your toes, like I can!
This is grandmaster!
Grandmaster? if may do with your toes u are ACE
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Once I used to be what you are now! And you will become what I am!"
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NavonDuSandau
Adventuring Hero
of Black Sheep Tavern
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posted May 17, 2006 03:44 PM |
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looking for a girlfriend in order to have sex can cause you to enter a relationship for the wrong reasons. It can even blind you to overlook certain things about her that you might regret later.
Voice of reason there.
In younger age people usually do seek close relationship in order to have close physical relationship. It's natural thing to do. But when you get older you understand that the original affection that is natural part of being human can lead you astray. Having relationship with feelings that go beoynd coupling are unfortunately quite rare.
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There's a lot of shame in this culture about not having a girlfriend/boyfriend, and a lot of relationships are very poor.
Peole have strong desire to have relationship and that if you are alone and aren't looking all the time, there's something wrong with you and what people above all don't want to be is considered to be non-sexual. I would like to point out however it is different thing to be sexy than have sex all the time.
About masturbation? Yes, when you are young it's quite easy to relief yourself from stress but when you are older, you will need something else than basic physical gratification. If you don't know your partner and only have physical feelings towards the other person sex isn't very satisfying. There's only the excitement but hardly anything else. I would even claim that sex with partner can almost be a act of masturbation. Both seek only relief of stress. It's fun but it does get old.
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This art is the secret to self-sufficiency and confidence to be patient and wise in selecting the best life partner
It's art alright. Forgotten art, which is pity.
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TNT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted May 17, 2006 04:59 PM |
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IMPORTANT INFO HERE!
Just wanted to let you all know that for last week I have attended 3 masturbolics meetings and was able to cut down my daily weener usage to just twice a day! 
A pat on the back will be welcomed...
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted May 17, 2006 05:04 PM |
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Just wanted to let you all know that for last week I have attended 3 masturbolics meetings and was able to cut down my daily weener usage to just twice a day!
A pat on the back will be welcomed...
You're still using your toes, right?
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supersonic
Famous Hero
being digested. E=mc^2, s=vt
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posted May 17, 2006 06:22 PM |
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Pats TnT on the back.....
Sorry, TnT, I pity you. I am still in a great form, 26 times per weak average, yours 14 times are pathetic. I pity you....
Wanna go cycling next week?
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I am having a new style
Big, fat, naughty. Potential girlfriend - pm me.
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted May 18, 2006 03:49 PM |
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To quote TNT:
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A pat on the back will be welcomed...
*pats TNT on the back*
Feel sorry for you man..
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John says to live above hell.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted May 18, 2006 04:29 PM |
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"today" is one word, foo!
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted May 20, 2006 02:45 PM |
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Well it's not me who said it, I'm just quoting TNT
So TNT; foo!
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John says to live above hell.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted May 20, 2006 03:43 PM |
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Spamming is for the VW guys, don't kill the thread. Thanks.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Xarfax111
Bad-mannered
Supreme Hero
The last hero standing
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posted May 20, 2006 11:09 PM |
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This thread is for sperming????
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted May 20, 2006 11:32 PM |
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I WANT TO SEE XARSPERM DO IT
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted May 23, 2006 05:20 PM |
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Edited by russ at 17:20, 23 May 2006.
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I WANT TO SEE XARSPERM DO IT
 Okkkay, people, I think we should all quietly leave this thread and give Xarfax and Pecu some privacy...
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FriendofGunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted May 23, 2006 05:54 PM |
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CaptLoser
Hired Hero
Superhero of CherryCandy
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posted May 25, 2006 11:20 PM |
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Never in sauna
Never ever wank in sauna, yeah? It is not good for you or your LittleMe.
Believe never do it in sauna, promise me that.
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted November 16, 2006 09:47 PM |
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if you'al think that its fun..there is nothing better then a female hand 
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types in obscure english
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 17, 2006 05:46 AM |
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted November 17, 2006 11:02 AM |
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I didn't think any of them were that funny. They were just... weird.
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