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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Socialists' Lounge
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Svarog
Svarog


Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
posted January 24, 2005 04:48 AM bonus applied.

The Socialists' Lounge

Comrades, finally a place for us to relax and enjoy the remaining time before the Revolution. Until that glorious day comes, we'll just come here, where we'll have a Cuban cigar or two, drink tequila or vodka under the hot Carribean sun, look at the beautiful Cuban girls singing and dancing, and most importantly cultivate our workers solidarity and revolutionary spirit.

Comrades of HC, unite in this lounge! The only requirement is to have at least one red star as a symbol of our movement. Communists, socialists, social-democrats, all are welcome (maybe even anarchists). Entry strictly forbidden for capitalist pigs and nazi scum. Their safety is NOT guaranteed!
Only take care that when you name other comrades, you do it properly.

Here, we'll share discussions, pictures, mp3-s and everything connected to the greatness of communism and socialism.
For a start, comrades, here's the communist anthem, the International: (download and then switch the extension from .txt to .mp3)

The International

Long live Proletarianism!
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted January 24, 2005 10:09 AM

Yeah, we can all chill in my democratic socialist nation that is Timesplitter.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted January 24, 2005 05:31 PM

Mind if I drop in?
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terje_the_ma...
terje_the_mad_wizard


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
posted January 24, 2005 07:30 PM

Hello comrades!
Good to see you all here

So, anyone up for a discussion on how to arrange the socialist society after our revolution, or should we just chill?
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.

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Shiva
Shiva


Promising
Famous Hero
posted January 24, 2005 08:27 PM

drops in looks around notices seedy decor

Ahem, well...looks like the workers aren't into
redecorating. I guess the party is broke as usual.
Too many fat cat aparatchiks have made off with the
collective treasury.

Obviously greed isn't exclusively a capitalistic
vice. I guess in order to raise money to fix this
place up you're going to have go public and sell
some shares.

exits stage right as all good capitalists do
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Svarog
Svarog


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Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
posted January 25, 2005 03:34 AM

Hey, shoo! No capitalist foot shall poison this holy proletarian ground!

As to your point, we know we're not according to the latest fashion. But thats nothing to alarm over, cause once the revolution is on its way, we'll nationalize everything you own. Just you exploit, guci little piggy, our time will come.
Yes, the place lacks real windows and walls indeed, but its modest, up to the level of our working dignity. Heres a snapshot for you:



Hmmm, good enough for us to lay back and enjoy the evening parades of hot cuban girls wielding revolutionary flags.



Anyway, does the link with the International really work? Some more songs will follow, if it does.

Comrade IYY, I think it's the right time you invited that working girl with the lovely breasts we all so heartly remember as an enlightening example on the path to communism, to come over and start calling this place home. The regulars could use some additional entertainment.
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IYY
IYY


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REDACTED
posted January 25, 2005 04:50 AM

Quote:
Comrade IYY, I think it's the right time you invited that working girl with the lovely breasts we all so heartly remember as an enlightening example on the path to communism, to come over and start calling this place home. The regulars could use some additional entertainment.


Ah yes. She'll be offering free Marx for any member who signs up, and will flash her Lenin at those just dropping by.

Quite the lounge, this socialist one is.
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted January 25, 2005 05:47 AM

So are you all gonna vote to see who's leader?
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terje_the_ma...
terje_the_mad_wizard


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Disciple of Herodotus
posted January 25, 2005 08:12 PM

Kicking screaming gucci little piggy....

Leader? No such thing! Direct democracy is where it's at, especially in a society this small (yet)
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Shiva
Shiva


Promising
Famous Hero
posted January 25, 2005 10:07 PM

Elections? You know how elections are held in these places.
First, the party members get together and decide who is
president, then they have an election to confirm this
choice.

I predict Svarog will win as he has all the aardvark vote
wrapped
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IYY
IYY


Responsible
Supreme Hero
REDACTED
posted January 26, 2005 03:10 AM

Let me explain how this works. First, Svarog establishes the organization, builds the government, gathers followers, etc. Then I assassinate Svarog and take his place as the supreme chairman.


Um.



I should not have said that. Ignore it, citizens!
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Svarog
Svarog


Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
posted January 26, 2005 03:30 AM



This is our motto. We're a democracy, like true socialism is supposed to work. If iyy takes over, i authorize the cpitalists to nuke this place right away.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
posted January 26, 2005 03:36 AM

I honestly wonder how everything that is going on here is being payed for. I don't see anyone in here who is actually doing work.

If you think that the capitalists are going to pay money to support a bunch of whiners, think again. And if you plan to take anything by force, remember that we can buy a lot more guns and troops than you.
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Perception is everything.

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Svarog
Svarog


Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
posted January 26, 2005 03:43 AM

Hey, didnt I say shoo for capitalists?

Quote:
And if you plan to take anything by force, remember that we can buy a lot more guns and troops than you.

So the tsar thought.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
posted January 26, 2005 03:49 AM
Edited By: Marelt_Ekiran on 25 Jan 2005

Well, he did have a lot more guns and troops. Don't ask me why he send all of it to the Germans when there were Commies to shoot.
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Perception is everything.

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Svarog
Svarog


Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
posted January 26, 2005 03:50 AM

HEY! SHOO!!!
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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
posted January 26, 2005 03:59 AM

Of course, I didn't intend on staying here long. You see, unlike some people, I actually have work to do.

So have fun in your hideout, all of you.... until city waste services drives by, I guess...

*Closes the door, which spontaniously falls apart because of the mould growing in it, shrugs, and walks away*
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IYY
IYY


Responsible
Supreme Hero
REDACTED
posted January 26, 2005 04:25 AM

...You do understand that most of us here are the scientific and intellectual elite of this society, and do have jobs to do as well, right?
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zsa
zsa


Famous Hero
posted January 26, 2005 04:40 AM

Quote:
...You do understand that most of us here are the scientific and intellectual elite of this society, and do have jobs to do as well, right?

lies

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Svarog
Svarog


Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
posted January 26, 2005 05:22 AM

Ah, it would take days for the stinkness to wear off after these $piggies$ leave the place. I guess they cant resist the lovely revolutionary atmosphere so they keep coming back.

Here's a little something to our capitalist comrades, as a sincere gift for last goodbye before we send them all to Siberia on a free vacation on the party's account.

On the march
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