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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Karaoke bar
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Svarog
Svarog


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posted February 18, 2005 02:25 AM bonus applied.
Edited By: Svarog on 18 Mar 2005

Karaoke bar

So you brag that you go to Karaoke bars, huh? Well, here’s a virtual one, but not that you’ll notice much difference. Its still full of singers whose careers don’t get past the shower cabin (of course, with myself as a rolemodel).
Anyway, every night we have an Open-mic night. You can sing with or without music, or with or without you. You too, naturally.
Sign up as a regular at the bar. We must have 5 regulars signed up before we have the grand opening. Regulars will get 3 free beers each night, so hurry up cos there’re limited number of VIP cards. And guys, you can expect pan showing up here every minute screaming for some coat or smth. Don’t believe her a word.

In order to sign up, you need to have:
-a micophone and speakers within 2 meters radius
- untamable wish to entertain HC members
- guts (huge ones)
You don’t need to:
- have talent
- have a good voice
- actually know how to sing

So, how are we gonna decide who’s gonna hit the stage when? Well, the one who finished singing will pick the next victim (like in tell the truth), and can even make a suggestion for the song (not that the one coming up next would agree, but it’s worth a shot). You can upload the files at http://1asphost.com/.

Note: We don’t employ gay bartenders because of recent reports from bars in the area of molestation of customers.

Regulars (who will get free beers):
Svarog
Asmodean (pending throwing out)
Leo Lion
2Xtreme2Take
sirzapdos
Conan
IYY

Instructions;
A step-by-step tutorial for idiots and semi-idiots: How to upload sound for free

First you need to sign up at this site up there I provided. Then you record your singing/ screaming/ growling/ squeling whateva on ur microphone in .wav format. (Step one can be preceded by step 2 chronologically.) Then you rename the file and istead of Songxxxx.wav you put Songxxxx.txt
Then you connect to the Net, sign in on your ASP free account and click upload file when your account opens. Then you Browse the files (which are now disguised as .txt files) and upload them. Then you right click and hit properties. You get the link (copy/paste), and write it in a HC post as bb code meaning {url}link{/url}. And voila - The world will hear your talent.

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IYY
IYY


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REDACTED
posted February 18, 2005 04:17 AM

I'd join if I had a mic.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted February 18, 2005 10:50 AM

Do I have to post the lyrics in the thread?
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
posted February 18, 2005 05:55 PM

3 free beers! wOOhOO!!
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


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Foobum* of Justice!
posted February 19, 2005 11:27 PM

I might be joining.. 50 % .. but only because it doesn't matter if it sounds like a guy without his slung
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Svarog
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posted February 20, 2005 12:04 AM

Quote:
I'd join if I had a mic.

U dont have a mike? No way. I've seen your computer room. It looks like an International Space station. Possibly the only thing it lacks is a Particle Accelerator.
Just say u dont have bollocks to sing.
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IYY
IYY


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posted February 20, 2005 12:55 AM

I actually like singing, but my mic is really broken. I may buy a new one soon, but for now my international space station is without an analog audio input device.
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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posted February 21, 2005 07:34 PM

Count me in!

My name isn't Léo Cardinal, for nothing...It's because I sing like a bird! Just give me a chance to wet my whistle first...speaking of which, when do we get those 3 free beers, Svarog? Otherwise, fire up that karaoke machine and get ready for some stupid/silly fun!
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IYY
IYY


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REDACTED
posted February 22, 2005 02:53 AM

It's a good idea to get the midi file of the song you are recording:

http://www.midisite.co.uk
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2XtremeToTake
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posted February 23, 2005 01:15 AM

well i have a microphone, but my computer is in the living room. If i started singing while my family was watching TV. I would be murdered. So

I might try to squeeze something in at night.


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Svarog
Svarog


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statue-loving necrophiliac
posted February 27, 2005 02:11 AM

Hey, you dont want this bar to go bankrupt! Come on people. 2 more of u and we'll start the karaoke fun.
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2XtremeToTake
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posted February 27, 2005 02:14 AM
Edited By: Asmodean on 3 Mar 2005

Come on people. Sign up.

Svarog put me down as a regular

And to take the initiatve (sp?) I have prerecorded a song. It is absoloutly horrible. Ludacris - Southery Hospitiality. It proves that white people cannot rap, unless your eminem. I realize that i may be ridiculed seriouisly for this, but at least i got the guts to do it.

Here it is

And the lyrics

I didnt finish recording the entire song, because it wasnt much left. I also realized i got a southern accent


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IYY
IYY


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posted February 27, 2005 02:38 AM

Haha.... That's comedy. Keep 'em coming.
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted February 27, 2005 03:57 AM

Nice take on the Ludacris!!!

For a 1st shot at it, that was pretty good stuff 2Xtreme! Mad props to you man!

I will record one of my favorite Canadian songs, once I figure out how to get it all done using Svarog's link and find the tune online somewhere. Or I guess I could use the MIDI link supplied by IYY. Stay tuned...
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2XtremeToTake
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posted February 27, 2005 04:04 AM

I just finished recording Green Days Boulevard of Broken Dreams, but i listened to it and i sounded like a queer, so i will not post it. Ill stick to heavy rock and rap from now on

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TitaniumAlloy
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posted February 27, 2005 11:32 AM

Meh... I've been to a few Karaoke bars in my time. Tons of them in Tokyo. I don't have a mic though

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Svarog
Svarog


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posted March 01, 2005 03:35 AM
Edited By: Svarog on 28 Feb 2005

Haha.. And that is why, my friends, it is said, white men cant rap. Cool stuff. Much better musical talent than mine.

Since 2Xtreme2take was the first to post a recording, rules say he'll choose who'll be the next to hit the stage. But but but... the game hasnt started until there are 5 regulars. So, we're waiting for another brave soul before the contest can continue.

btw, see above tutorial for idiots and semi-idiots on uploading sound
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sirzapdos
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Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
posted March 03, 2005 04:39 AM

Sign me up. I'll just haave to find the right song with which to make my debut.

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2XtremeToTake
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posted March 03, 2005 05:10 AM

I am requesting Asmodean sing next.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted March 03, 2005 07:30 AM
Edited By: TitaniumAlloy on 3 Mar 2005

Nice stuff 2Xtreme

No but seriously, I would give it a shot if I had the equipment and I knew how
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