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Conan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted March 15, 2005 04:38 PM |
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hell ya! I'll never forget it!!
Man, I told Jebus that if he ate only one of my wings, I was paying for the evening.
He did.
It took him half an hour and half a pitcher, but he managed it!!  (not kidding)
So I paid the tab 
Ah, what lovely memories!
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lkru33
Promising
Famous Hero
3x NFL Pick'em Champ
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posted March 15, 2005 04:49 PM |
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When God made Man, he made him out of string.
He had a little left, so He left a little thing.
When God made Woman, He made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough, so He left a little space.
"Raises Glass"
Here's to that space
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted March 15, 2005 05:23 PM |
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Quote:
When God made Man, he made him out of string.
He had a little left, so He left a little thing.
When God made Woman, He made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough, so He left a little space.
"Raises Glass"
Here's to that space
Man, God must've made me outta that rope that they use to tie up cuise ships!!!
(is that little space the one between their ears??)
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"You went over my helmet??"
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted March 15, 2005 06:37 PM |
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Here's something from my House of Humour:
A GOOD IRISH JOKE!
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best Toast of the Night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now?! And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted March 30, 2005 05:01 PM |
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Quote:
A GOOD IRISH JOKE!
Now that you've killed the thread........
This is a toast thread... You have your joke thread for JOKES.... this is a TOAST thread for...
here it comes....
are you ready???
TOASTS!!
(crazy I know!!)
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