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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted August 12, 2016 03:57 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 15:59, 12 Aug 2016.
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Holy cow, I have been online for like 10 minutes the past few days. My bad, I will be sure to check this thread more often.
And to answer your question Neraus
It's not a Siberian tiger, it's the spirit of the desert, and dont act like you weren't told it was leftover pizzas from the Native Americans thing they do.. lol
TROGDORRRR
Trogdor where did you hide the money!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 12, 2016 04:17 PM |
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You know that Ponzi scheme we started? Some guy posing as the Carabinieri left an unopened bag of Doritos after I chased him off with a lacrosse stick. Luckily the chips were not past their used by date and after eating them I stashed the money inside that bag.
Polyglot:
Why is your months-old Land Rover making weird noises that sound like some feral animal every time you leave the driveway?
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted August 13, 2016 11:17 AM |
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Aaaah, that'll be my pet dog you're hearing. I can't leave him at home, else my housekeeper would eat her.
Geny: How is life at the bottom of a bottle?
Sorry for lousy formatting, posting from phone
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 13, 2016 05:33 PM |
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Pretty good actually. And it's bottles. What do you think I am? Some kind of amateur?
And before you say anything, yes - I have been told that I should cut down on the stuff. However, I know the limitations of my own body. I know when to stop myself. When I run out of booze. Speaking of, I need to make a short trip to the store.
While I'm out, here's a question for Elvin:
Now that you're not a mod any longer and you can't penalize or silence spammers... who do you take out your anger and frustration on?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 18, 2016 08:35 AM |
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On Ubi of course.
NoobX, what is your favourite guilty pleasure?
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 18, 2016 09:23 AM |
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Meeep! LARPing with my brony buddies! I always get to be Rainbow Buttcheeks Pie Jack... thing. We also give sacrafice to Cthulhu and Pol Pot for good health and crops.
Raenus, when will you be shaving you armpit hair and why don't you wanna share it with us?
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted August 18, 2016 10:31 AM |
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I won't be shaving anything, anytime. Real men braid their everything, I have spent years cultivating my triple-braided arms. If I were to share images of the fruits of my labor the sheer amount of raw masculinity would make many members feel incredibly inferior driving them to the depths of despair. With great manliness comes great responsibility.
Galaad,
how did you manage to earn you knighthood?
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted August 20, 2016 04:47 PM |
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Following the highest traditions of the Lancelot-Grail, my father, whose name was Lancelot, entrusted me to protect king Arthur who knighted me at his court, my hands joined in his, as he struck my neck. Namely the only blow I would receive in my life without giving it back.
Gryphs, what have you done with all these potatoes we got on the moon?
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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted August 20, 2016 06:33 PM |
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Edited by Gryphs at 18:34, 20 Aug 2016.
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I am making them into a massive battery that will one day power the world. Right now I can already power a tiny doll house candle. Needless to say it is coming along fast. Look to be calling me, the, energy saviour in a year or so.
Elvin, how did trying to erect a massive statue of Ivan Griffin in your backyard work out?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 20, 2016 06:38 PM |
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I was so touched by his rich and deep character that I felt inclined to erect a monument towards ubi's ingenuity.. so that I could demolish it.
Celfious, how long have you held romantic feelings towards Mytical?
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted August 21, 2016 01:26 AM |
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Almost 10 years but like I told the judge, Cupid is real!!
Polyglot how can you be so nice for a hippo?
I mean look at this guy, you're nothing like this guy
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted August 31, 2016 06:48 AM |
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Edited by Celfious at 06:51, 31 Aug 2016.
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I just PMd polyglot.
I did the same thing. No big deal
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted August 31, 2016 07:32 AM |
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It's all the baby unicorns I eat. They make me like so melllloooooowww .. *looks stoned*
Question coming bit later when ispiration strikes
Can't think of one, pass
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted September 01, 2016 04:29 AM |
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Edited by Celfious at 04:30, 01 Sep 2016.
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Okay I will redirect my effort to Galaad
Galaad why are you so crazy on your twitters with eating cats?
(best I can come up with on the fly)
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted September 04, 2016 12:43 AM |
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Because of terrorism, cats with bread you know.
Geny, please tell us more about that horse you thought smelled of fish.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 04, 2016 04:28 PM |
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Ah yes, the dreaded stallimon. A met him on the beach. Later I found out that a newly wed couple rented him for their wedding photo-shoot and left him to graze for a bit, while they were talking business with the photographer. However it turns out that horses don't graze sand. So he went into the water to eat some seaweed. When I saw him half submerged in the sea I naturally assumed he was the legendary hippocampus and therefore must smell of fish (at least his lower half). I ran home to grab the camera, but when I came back he was already gone. Took me years of research to figure out what had really happened.
fred,
What is the strangest way you killed a person?
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fred79
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posted September 04, 2016 10:08 PM |
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the strangest way i've ever killed someone was by using their food allergy against them. i presented their allergic food in the form of a smoothie; because smoothies are awesome. so, death by banana smoothie.
master: when was the last time you had sex with a wild animal, and how did you court it?
add-on question: if you had offspring with the last one, what did you name them?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 10, 2016 12:46 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 12:47, 10 Sep 2016.
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ml hasn't been around for at least a week. If you don't mind redirecting the question...
I will also erase him from the participant list as this is the second time he's not around to answer.
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fred79
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posted September 10, 2016 06:01 PM |
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goddamn it, ml. you had ONE job...
fine. i still want this question answered tho, so...
neraus: when was the last time you had sex with a wild animal, and how did you court it?
add-on question: if you had offspring with the last one, what did you name them?
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted September 10, 2016 08:06 PM |
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Edited by Neraus at 20:09, 10 Sep 2016.
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I'd say a month ago.
But not with a wild animal, I'm afraid, but rather a farm animal, hope you don't mind.
'T was a beautiful sheep, as I know Baahlaahe was her name, and she was engaged with this Sardinian farmer, but I found him lacking, so I decided to try my luck with this sheep.
So I got near her and invited her for a romantic dinner on a green fields, with candles and all that.
After dinner we cuddled and I made her really scream that baah.
Some nights later we tried to do that again, however she felt strange and refused, turns out she's pregnant.
I'm currently trying to resist the farmer's siege, he didn't really like that I cucked him.
But I plan to call the little sheep Billy or Beer, she suggested that.
EDIT:
Forgot the question, Gryphs, why do you not clean your birds cage, and why does it always smell so bad?
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