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Thread: Don't tell the truth, tell the false truth, or nothing of the truth This thread is 11 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 · «PREV / NEXT»
Gryphs
Gryphs


Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
posted September 11, 2016 06:44 PM
Edited by Gryphs at 08:57, 13 Sep 2016.

Do to the top secret nature of the contents of my bird cage I am not able to clean it, hence the smell. Also I am lazy.

Miru, what happened to your idea to turn your toenails into gold?
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Miru
Miru


Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
posted September 12, 2016 09:59 PM

I already joined this thread and Geny apologized for not letting you all know.
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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted September 13, 2016 06:04 AM

Yeah, for some reason no one chose Miru so far, even though he was always there. Don't know how that happened.
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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
The highest shadow.
posted September 13, 2016 07:24 AM
Edited by Celfious at 07:26, 13 Sep 2016.

If this is not current please let me know. This is from page 8
Geny said:
Damn you, Gryphs, you stole the post I wanted for a new master post! ()

Stages of the game:

1. People who wish to join the game will make themselves known either by posting here or sending me an HCM.
2. I will compile a list of these people and post it here. New people will be able to join whenever they want using the procedure in stage 1 and I will update the list.
3. Once there are enough people to play I will choose a person from the list and ask him a question.
4. Said person will answer that question in a false and entertaining way.
5. Repeat stages 3-4 with last person to answer a question asking the next question.

List of Players
Geny
Noobx
fred
Neraus
Gryphs
Galaad
Elvin
The_Polyglot
Raenus
Celfious
Trogdor
Miru

We have enough to start, but I'll give people a bit more time and start tomorrow.

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Gryphs
Gryphs


Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
posted September 13, 2016 08:58 AM
Edited by Gryphs at 08:59, 13 Sep 2016.

Galaad said he would be away for a week anyway, so I re-worded the question for Miru.
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Miru
Miru


Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
posted September 13, 2016 06:50 PM

They kept turning into platinum and I couldn't figure out why so I gave up on it *sigh*

Polyglot what was your dream job before you settled on this one?
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted September 13, 2016 08:53 PM

My dream job? Always wanted to bully people from the comfort of my home, while dressing it up as dispensing justice... You guys ruined it; now I can't help but be fair and just, pah.

Miru, how's your time machine/Blender of Muuuuurder(tm) project coming along? And have you seen Geny lately? He's gone missing...
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Miru
Miru


Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
posted September 13, 2016 09:56 PM

Well see it had was coming along really well but then the machine went back and retroactively broke itself and since then it never was working very well to begin with. I'm pretty sure that I haven't not killed Geny yet, but I plan to undo that yesterday. Anyway if you see him tell him that I would never have putting him into the blender part to test if it will work. I promise I'll finish integrating the blender beyond schedule.

Elvin tell me the truth, what have you guys written about me in the Mod Squad HQ?
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted September 15, 2016 10:34 PM

Nothing much, we just posted in the n00b members thread your funny or embarrassing hcms. Stuff like having batfleck's face all over your underpants, not finding H6 dungeon purple enough or love advice to forfy. We mostly ignored you otherwise.

Geny, what is the one embarrassing secret you wanted to keep from me?
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted September 15, 2016 10:39 PM

Elvin said:
or love advice to forfy.


Regarding that, I only got an increased success rate at about ~10% when wearing diapers while throwing spoons at both of her heads. At least it's not negative anymore.

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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted September 16, 2016 09:28 AM

Weeeelllll.... remember the PPHQ? Remember how I said I was guarding it and not re-opening it for the sanctity of the place? That's not entirely true... Oh, it started like that of course. But times were rough, spam was scarce (ok there was a lot of spam, but most of it was this new mass produced spam made by companies like Herry corp. and Jeremiah International and I'm pretty sure those are toxic), and I needed sustenance... I swear that when I began I only took enough to survive, but they were sooo good... When I finally came to... the vault was empty... I'm sorry, Elvin.

@NoobX
Being a professional Noob that you are, what do you write in those greeting HCMs you send to promising new members?
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Elvin
Elvin


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Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted September 16, 2016 10:25 AM

That explains a lot
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted September 18, 2016 07:06 PM

The usual - a greeting, some guidelines, satanic chants, ISIS propaganda, etc.  Nothing too flashy or weird to scare the whelps off.


@Forfy, how can you even?
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted September 21, 2016 06:57 PM

Sadly I can't.. as you say.. do it even. I can only do it the odd way around on odd days now. That is how I became the greatest pervert this community ever saw, and how, had it not been for Pan & that pesky Geny of hers, I'd have had my way with Elvin all those years ago.

Alas and hence I am now nothing but a bakery sales agent for any silly newbie.

@Trogdor
Is it true you rule the world and how did you manage it?

PS: I am not in this game nooby.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted September 22, 2016 08:22 AM

You should be.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted September 22, 2016 03:31 PM

OhforfSake said:
@Trogdor
Is it true you rule the world and how did you manage it?



It was true. I sent glitter bombs to every government building. When everyone was confused about why it happened, I had a team of ninjas kill everyone and therefore I became ruler. It lasted for 4 years before a man in a horse costume stumbled into my lair and called a removalist company to shift my stuff to a dugout in Johannesburg. I never saw that man again.


@Celfious
Whatever happened to your career in competitive eating and why did you quit?
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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
The highest shadow.
posted September 24, 2016 11:27 AM
Edited by Celfious at 11:31, 24 Sep 2016.

i was tricked by an ancient clan of the zuri's. For winning so many competitions they deciieved me with an everlasting bread of life curse. The perk is I never have to eat again, but I'm always full, and my dates don't really accept how I still chew because I'm always spitting food out. Ladies will ever understand me.

Okay Raenus
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
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Raenus
Raenus


Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
posted September 24, 2016 05:52 PM
Edited by Raenus at 17:53, 24 Sep 2016.

At the head of a power business by the name of Bestial Power. We supply power with nothing but pure, clean hamster power; generated by the adorable bodies of ten thousand hamsters trained to work tirelessly and selflessly at the wheel. "Bringing animals into the modern era since 2022".

So, Geny,
why is your bedroom closet full of furry costumes?

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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted September 25, 2016 03:52 PM

((Funny thing is, it's somewhat true. I have a unicorn costume in my closet from the time we went as Charlie and his friends))


For the last time, it's not furry costumes! Those are my ritual robes! I need them to invoke the spirits of the animals. And when I'm fully attuned with the various powers of nature I will finally join the greatest peacekeeping team ever!

Miru
You always wear one mask or another. What kind of deformity are hiding underneath?
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Miru
Miru


Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
posted September 29, 2016 07:19 PM

I suffer from acute afaciemosis so I kind of look half way between a Protoss and Voldemort. My face fell off as a little kid after not eating my vegetables.

fred: Look, if you had, one shot or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted in one moment would you capture it, or just let it slip?
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