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Thread: Don't tell the truth, tell the false truth, or nothing of the truth This thread is 11 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 · «PREV / NEXT»
MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted June 02, 2007 05:44 AM
Edited by MightyMage at 05:44, 02 Jun 2007.

Quote:
The rules say that you cannot ask the person who asked you Specter

Edit: I won't make another post cause then my post count will not increase but instead will just answer your question myself and say that I would never date just ONE person oh no no no, but I would settle for a date with both Kooka and Iris by my side while Fredrick watches jealously from behind the bushes


BAD TITTIE!!!
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Spectrum
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posted June 02, 2007 12:58 PM

Quote:
BAD TITTIE!!!

I already said that
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MightyMage
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posted June 02, 2007 10:05 PM

He was talking about me so that gives me the right to call him a BAD TITTIE!!!
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kookastar
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posted June 02, 2007 10:41 PM
Edited by kookastar at 22:42, 02 Jun 2007.

Grrr enough of the tittie spam!



unless, of course it is pretty tittie



but there is a whole other thread for that here right...

We need a new question so here's one for

Geny

What is your most vivid memory?

note - TA if you want to post your question as well feel free
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 03, 2007 06:21 PM
Edited by Geny at 18:57, 03 Jun 2007.

uhmm...... how did I got involved in this exactly???
No matter.

Most vivid memory... wait a sec.
*runs off to get the dictionary*
Vivid(adj)- 1. strong and bright.
           2. lively; active.
           3. clear and distinct.
Got it.

Well, I don't have too much of those, but I have plenty weak, deadly and unclear memories.

For example there was that one time me and my friends got together and bought a few bottles of vodka, but we didn't have enough money to buy something to go with it. Like that could've stop us! All went well at the begining, but after the first bottle things became really unclear...

When I woke up the next morning I felt so weak, but had no idea why. In my hand I found a baseball bat with blood spattered all over it. I looked around and saw my friends lying on the ground in blood with crowbars, bats and broken bottles in their hands. We were certain that something deadly had happened. However, none of us had any idea as to what had happened and actually we didn't really care bcause of the serious case of hangover.

To this day i don't know what happened, but after I got some sleep I noticed that my leg is broken and I'm missing a finger.

Edit:uh right, I have to ask a question before I'm called a bad tittie. Let's see now...

MightyMage, how did you get the idea to make alphabet soup?
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 03, 2007 10:08 PM

Thats simple.
He counted #'s to 47 first.
Then it came to him that alphabet soup was the logical answer
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pandora
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posted October 03, 2007 10:34 PM

Revived by Spectrum's request - so question to him:

If you could have any not-so-super power - what would it be, and why?

By not so super I mean, not like you could fly or see through walls - but something more like the ability to open any tightly sealed jar you might come across... nothing they'd make a comic about, but something that would still set you apart from the average Joe


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Spectrum
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posted October 12, 2007 07:55 PM

YES! THANK YOU PANDORA!

All my life I've been waiting for someone to ask me a question like this and finally it happens. It's like a dream come true. *Sob*... I.. I need a moment. Anyways, I really truly rejoice for your asking me this, Pan. For years I've been trying to bring up the subject in class, or write it in an essay or just get someone to listen to me!

The answer, of course, is that...

Whenever and wherever I'm in the toilet the toilet paper will never run out.

That's it. Doesn't it make all the sense in the world? Just think about it. Just think of that nasty feeling you get in your stomach when you're at a friends and you're using the loo and suddenly you realise there's no toilet paper left... My God, I would give both my arms and my liver just to know that this would never ever happen to me again!

This, I guess, meets the requirements. They wouldn't make a comic about it (Although they should), but it would certainly make me better than any Joe walking down the street!

Now, my question to... TNT_Addict. What would you do if you received purple stockings in the mail?
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TnT_Addict
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posted October 25, 2007 05:37 AM

Quote:
Now, my question to... TNT_Addict. What would you do if you received purple stockings in the mail?

You mean again!?

Hate to burst the bubbles of all the people who wanted to see me wear those but I would probably sniff them a little to see if they are also scented stockings, then try to bite them to see if they are eatable and if not then I'll dye them pink and resend them to Peculias

Question to Geny: You were given the command of an only girls permited army base, what rules would you apply to make it more entertaining?
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted October 25, 2007 05:19 PM

Entertaining you say...
First of all, a good soldier should be completely camouflaged, so none of that stupid green uniforms. Small and white shirts with shorts of the same color are the best way to stay hidden in the Israeli desert. (also, it's good for the girls as well, because they won't have to worry that their uniforms aren't tidy enough and their boots aren't shiny enough)

Next, the M16 is definatly too heavy for the girls to carry, so I'll order to give them water guns. That also means that we could have real combat simulations, with those new white uniforms the hits will be very visible and the practice will go a lot smoother.

Also, I would spare the poor girls from the awful scabies sheets that make you itch like a .... just see my sig. Of course it's quite cold in the desert at nights, so I'll bring in some bigger and matrases. That way there will be 2 girls sleeping on each bed making each other warm and ... happy.

I think those are the most important things, the rest would be done according to the situation. As you can clearly see, the soldiers would be my main concern.



My question goes to TA: if the letter 'k' would not exist in the English language, what would be the ultimate word/sentence/answer for you. Explain.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 27, 2007 07:01 AM

NO.












I'm glad you asked, Geny.
The answer would be no.
Why? It depicts the sum of human consciousness better than any other word in the human language.


No can be used in a variety of handy situations.

-When being asked to a dinner date with a particularly pungent person. A simple "No." should do the trick.

-When being asked if you know a password. If you answer "No.", you could either get it right (if the password is "No."), or, you would be admitting to not knowing the password and they should promptly tell you (in regards to your honesty) to grant you entrance.

-When being interrogated. Responding with "No." to every question should clear you of all charges and the militia group should let you go with an apology. Beware of the double negative though (see below)

-When being attacked by a band of marauding zombies. Saying "No.", preferably while holding out your hand or a cross of some variety, this will appeal to the zombies deep rooted sense of reason, and convince them to stop their murderous ways and go back to contributing to society in an un-pathogenic way.

-When someone you don't like tells a joke. Responding quickly (before any untimely laughter) with "No." after a joke will completely destroy your nemesis' self esteem.

-When you don't know what to do. Fail to commit to anything with the simple reply "No."

-When fighting Dr. No. Shouting "No!" periodically should confuse him with his name, and give you the upper hand.



Then of course there is no.'s counterpart, "Not", which is just as useful and comes hand in hand.

-When trying to outwit someone. The trick of the old sly fox: the double negative. "Don't you not want to not not not not not receive not a chinese burn *cough not cough*?"

-To make your sarcasm hilarious. Add "NOT!" to every sentence and you will certainly win friends and influence people. NOT!





Don't tell anyone though.

@Kooster: Where did your username REALLY originate from?
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Mytical
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posted November 03, 2007 06:59 AM

Don't know if I signed up yet, but if not I'm game
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kookastar
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posted November 03, 2007 07:57 AM
Edited by kookastar at 08:00, 03 Nov 2007.

Where did your username REALLY originate from?

There is much secrecy surrounding my RL identity...  I guess it's time I came clean.

Ten years ago I was working as an actress on the Australian Teen Soap Home and Away.  I'd been through it all; the failed romance with my foster brother's biological mother, anorexia, inciting violence at the high school, and being caught naked with a cucumber  I was a huge STAR, there was even talk of me moving to London to record an album, but I lost he deal after too embarrassing to discuss whilst dancing for my producer.  I'd been offered a job on the Great Outdoors, and life was looking sweet until...

I joined the HibbyJibby Cult and became involved in a drug racket, disguising crystal meth within bags of bath salts the shape of aardvarks...

Anyway, during this time I lost my mind.  I started playing HOMM and soon believed that I was a sprite... I would stalk the streets at night wearing nothing but a beanie adorned with green dreadlocks and a swimsuit made from vines.  I'd seek out low level beings to torment man I love a good mind game they called me the KookyCaller...

DNA evidence eventually proved my guilt, and I was locked up in an asylum.

I'm out now and doing well

My career is ruined, but I will always be a kookastar

My Q goes to Pecu
What is the worst thing you ever did to a boss?
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
posted November 05, 2007 07:09 AM

Can I please rejoin this game?
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pandora
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The Chosen One
posted November 06, 2007 10:04 PM

Updated Player List!!

Players List
Russ
Pandora
Spectrum
TitaniumAlloy
MightyMage
Shadowcaster
Redsoxfan3
Trogdor
TNT_Addict
Aculias
Iris
Kookastar
Mytical
Geny


Inactive Players ?
Lion_Leo (aka bum-looker)
Vadskye91
Gom_Jabbar
Lady_Milena
DragonMaster
Khaelo


Let me know if you want to join, and any inactives that are still playing please say so too

Last question to Aculias:

What is the worst thing you ever did to a boss?
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 16, 2016 09:23 AM

Holy thread resurrection batman!

So there was a thread where people asked each other questions about their lives to get to know their fellow HC members better. But since I don't care about any of you, I'm reviving its less serious counterpart.

What will happen is this:
1. People who wish to join the game will make themselves known either by posting here or sending me an HCM.
2. I will compile a list of these people and post it here. New people will be able to join whenever they want using the procedure in stage 1 and I will update the list.
3. Once there are enough people to play I will choose a person from the list and ask him a question.
4. Said person will answer that question in a false and entertaining way.
5. Repeat stages 3-4 with last person to answer a question asking the next question.

Come on, people, enroll!
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NoobX
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posted July 16, 2016 09:35 AM

I'm down fo' this, yo.
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master_learn
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walking to the library
posted July 16, 2016 12:44 PM

Enrolled.
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fred79
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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 16, 2016 06:47 PM

sure, why not.

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Neraus
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posted July 16, 2016 06:53 PM

A'ight, count me in.
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