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terje_the_ma...
terje_the_mad_wizard


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Disciple of Herodotus
posted June 04, 2005 09:46 PM

Hobbies...
I’m not really sure if I have any hobbies, at least not in the traditional meaning of the word. However, I have things I like to do to unwind. For one, I enjoy reading books, with a woollen blanket over my feet, a hot cup of tea by my side, and a relaxing CD playing in the background. But of course, a lifestyle that only consists of sitting in a chair and drinking tea, isn’t exactly what I’d call healthy. It’s more like a lifestyle that makes one fat.

Now, I’ve never been fat – I don’t even think I’ve ever been slim, only skinny, so I don’t really fear getting fat. At least not before I turn 30. But still, sitting unmoving on my ass make my body decay anyway, so I try to keep it at least in a decent shape. This I do by running for 10-20 minutes pr. day, in addition to walking a lot in the mountains during summer, and skiing during the winters.

I of course also enjoy drinking beer with friends, and making fun of things, such as the Eurovision Song Contest participants.



My worst nightmare...
Actually, I have two. The first one is the regular “that my family will get killed” thing. Nightmare? Yes. Interesting? No.

So, the other major nightmare I have is that some nationalist, extremist conservative, right-wing Christian (or any other religious freak, for that matter) will obtain power and use it to spread further rape the people of the world while feeding them lies, and making them wage wars. Not too realistic a nightmare, but none the less, a nightmare.

I also, for time to time, have nightmares about being sodomised by Stiven, but that’s another story altogether.


So, my question to you:
Do you have anyone you look up to? Why/why not?

____________
"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.

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Svarog
Svarog


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statue-loving necrophiliac
posted June 05, 2005 03:39 AM

OK, i’m out of inspiration tonight, M, so i’m just gonna get to the point. It’s a boring assignment anyway.
My hobby, huh? I’m a debate coach, but debate doesn’t count as a hobby, I suppose, or does it? Thinking about it, I realized I don’t have much of a real hobby. I like watching films, especially European, for one, but other than that I use the rest of my free time doing practically nothing. Usual stuff, like TV, papers, net, books some less… I rarely do sports, only volleyball and swimming during the summers, and naturally toning my “incredibly sexy” abs at daily basis with little results.
Here’s one picie that could give you a good idea what I consider my closest friend I spend a good deal of my time with. No, not that chubby guy next to me, but lower in the right corner, meet Mr. Cheap Wine, middle name Extremely. Naah, kidding M, i don’t drink that often, but this pic does stand for my friends, the good times, drinks, singing and everything that goes with a nice evening in the park in downtown Skopje.



As for ur question, where would I live if not in Macedonia. Well, if Australia was in the Mediteranean, I’d have no doubts about it. Unfortunately it isnt, so another option could be any bigger European country, except Britain (cos I’m not too horny about the rain, but there are other reasons as well). I would never live in a cold country, cos it makes me depressive, so be prepared to move pretty soon darling.
I want you to tell me as much as you can about your first love.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 05, 2005 04:09 PM

deadline has again passed.

As i got home 6AM today from partying there was no time for making a poll im afraid.

Still if you wanna deliver a quick guess please do so in the comments thread.

Now we wait for emma to get to voting buisness.

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EmmZan
EmmZan

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posted June 06, 2005 12:16 PM

Time for voting again.. I must say that I’m getting tired of this now. Don’t want to vote someone out anymore. But here we go..

This week it’s going to be:

TheRealDeal

I really don’t have any good reason for this choice. Maybe because I get better along with the other guys.
So, I’m sorry.

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EmmZan
EmmZan

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posted June 06, 2005 12:45 PM

Here is the answer to all your questions:

Leo_Lion:

The happiest moment in my life so far is when I’ve got my driver license. I was so happy that I din’t  know what to do

My question to you:
Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Conan:

I almost dance to anything I don’t care so much about that.

My question to you:
If you could buy any car in the world, which would you buy?

Terje_the_mad_wizard:

I look up to my mum and that’s because I love her and I can talk to her about anything.

My question to you:

Would you let me cut your hair?

Svarog:

My first love I met when I was thirteen, over the Internet, but he lives in the same city that I do. We (me and my friends) started hanging out with he and his friends and then we fell in love. He is still a big part of my life.

My question to you:

How many hours a day do you spend in front of the computer?  

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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 06, 2005 08:47 PM

Week 7

Remaning participants:
Svarog
Conan
Terje_with_the_long_name
Leo_lion



Your assignment of the week:

Scenario time.

Here is the story, emma is sitting at the bardisk.

You are seeing her sitting there alone.. BUT, you are stuck drinking beer with the other 3 remaining in the competition. And to make it even more complex you have agreed to meet the other 3 there on a HC meet up as you accidently happen to be in the same city at the same time.. as emma is. But you dont think the other 3 have noticed her.

So.. how do you make your move?


You are not allowed to comment other participants posts and also not take them into thought. Meaning if member 1 makes the first post, member 2 doesnt start from where he has ended. Its always you as the poster who makes the move. Then if you wanna use someone else to do something in your post feel free to do so.


Punishment: as mr. "I will not be late again" managed to be late again Svarogs penalty this week will be the following:

As you are from eastern europe you are not very alcohol tolerant, so youre drunk. Really drunk. Just a few seconds ago you accidently pushed a full beer down your lap. And now you against all odds see emma, and being the drunk version of don juan you off course start go to her..



NO EDITED posts are allowed this week either, once posted its posted.

posting deadline: 11th june 23:00 CET time

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Conan
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posted June 06, 2005 11:53 PM

This time I feel inspired so I'll go first!

If I was having a beer with the 3 others contestants, and happened to see you, I'd start off by telling my buddies that I have to go to the washroom. Of course I wouldn't and I'd move to talk to you at the bar:

Here is the scenario:

Hi,
Is it possible that you are presently playing a bachelorette game on an online forum?

(answer would be yes of course)

(large smile) Then I'd like to tell you that you look just as good as your personnality sounds. I'm Conan (aka : insert real name here). It's very nice to meet you in person.

I'd proceed to giving you a hug and perhaps a kiss on the cheek.

Then I'd ask you if you are here alone and if so, I'd offer to take you somewhere where it's a little less noisy like a terrace where we can talk and enjoy each others company. If you'd like, we can go out dancing after our chat.

(now of course, if all goes well, you would agree to this)

Then I'd offer to go get your coat. As I leave to go get your coat, I'd swing by my buddies and tell them that I met you and that I'm going to leave with you. I'd be honest, as I don't think any of you are backstabbers. I'd also pay my tab.

I'd proceed to go pick up the jacket and give it to you, then escort you to my car.


your question to me:
If you could buy any car in the world, which would you buy?
If it was any car in the world, it would be a Lamborghini Countach. But realisticly, and because I like my dreams to come true, I'd like to have a Porsche for the summer and a BMW X5 for year round (wife and kids). I might end up having my Porsche dream, but perhaps not the BMW X5...

my question to you:
When you see a guy that interests you, do you make a move, simply look at him, or act like nothing ever happened?

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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted June 07, 2005 01:39 AM

Hello Emma,

Sorry to hear that this whole elimination process is starting to be a "bummer" for you. How about we save you some stress and simply declare me the winner!

In response to your question, I have 2 sisters. My older sister (by 2 years) lives in New Zealand and works in a bank (Wespac). She is a fitness-buff and is actually preparing for a body-building competition in the Fall. My younger "adopted" cousin/sister (by 8 years) lives on her own in the same city as myself, Ottawa, and is still in high school.


As for how I would handle the situation described by Sir_Stiven, here goes:

Upon catching a glimpse of you sitting alone at the bar, and also realizing that the other 3 guys had not spotted you, I would implement Operation Shock & Awe!

This would 1st involve me putting on my "poker-face", so that I don't reveal my look of ecstasy at seeing you to the other guys, and then I would politely excuse myself from the table and claim that I needed to visit the mensroom. I would then go over to another woman sitting at the bar, who was a "regular", and ask her if she wanted to earn a couple of free drinks. Once she said yes (as no woman can resist an offer of free drinks...especially from me! ), I would set my plan in motion.

While I would go over to you and introduce myself in person for the 1st time, the woman would head over towards the other 3 guys. Then, as I would take you onto the dance floor and we would start making out , the woman would get into an argument with the guys and complain that they sexually harassed her. At this point, Security would kick Conan, Terje, & Svarog to the curb...leaving you and I alone in the bar! (Hence the Shock)

The beauty of the whole thing is that you would have no clue that the guys were even there, since we would have been smooching on the dance floor and couldn't even see or hear the argument taking place. In addition, the guys would never know that I had asked that woman to fabricate the entire argument, so I would still be "in the clear", as far as they were concerned. (Hence the Awe)

I know that my plan seems diabolical at first, but HEY, that's what I would be willing to do...for you!

+++My question for you:

Why were you so happy to receive your driver's license? Was it because it gave you "freedom"?
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*The end to no beginning...



*Take care, Leo

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terje_the_mad_wizard


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Disciple of Herodotus
posted June 10, 2005 02:09 AM

Hello there, Emma! I hope you’re ok?

Today, I think I’ll start by answering your question. Would I let you cut my hair...?
To be honest, that’s a question my mother asks me every time we meet. She always complains, saying how I look like some member of the socialist youth party from the 70s. She’d know, since I suspect that’s where she met my father.
Hm. Anyway, my answer is easy: Of course I’d let you cut my hair. If that’d make you happy, I’d have no problems about it.

So, to this week’s task.
I was slightly disappointed at seeing the replies to my comrades above, but what the hey. Everyone can’t be like me.
What I’d do, is quote simple. First, I’d alert my friends to your presence. After all, I bet they’d like to meet you too, having talked so much to you here. Then, hopefully, we could all sit there, talking and drinking beers or whatever we like to drink. Talking about everything and nothing, laughing, sharing jokes, making fun of the people who have been voted out. Yu get the idea.
When the time comes to leave, everyone would say goodnight. What you’d do, I’d leave up to you, of course. If it turned out that you preferred Svarog, Leo or Conan over me, I’d probably feel a little bitter for a few days, since I had spoiled my chances of getting to talk to you in an undisturbed environment, but in a few days, I’d most likely come to my senses, and hope that everyone had enjoyed each others’ company so much, that we could repeat our little pow wow.

Cos after all and despite everything, I’d rather risk “losing” you, than go behind the backs of my friends. Love can burn like a bonfire, and thus be a flighty thing, but true friendship is forever.

So, my question for you:
Do you enjoy reading books? If yes, what kind of books? If no, why not?


Finally, I am sad to have to say goodbye.
Yes, that’s right. This is where I leave you. I am leaving for work next Monday, and because of this won’t be able to post anymore here. Although it pains me to leave you, I must say that I am quite content about having reached this far at all. Frankly, I expected to be thrown out in the first rounds, and that I reached this far, seems as nothing short of a miracle.

Well, to see this from the bright side, this relieves you of the burden of voting someone out, unless of course you want to get rid or another useless bum.

So, au revoir. This is where our paths separate (at least for now ). I wish you a good and happy life. May you succeed in everything you undertake to accomplish.
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.

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Svarog
Svarog


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statue-loving necrophiliac
posted June 10, 2005 03:48 AM

Hallo, lovely M. Who would have guessed we would’ve pushed this far. I guess you’re really into this world union thing, huh?
But don’t answer that. Heres what you should answer next: What do you consider your greatest virtue and what your greatest flaw?
My question: Well, lets see. HC: 1-2 hours; games – 0; other Net sites – 1 hour; music – room ambience; work – on rare occasions, Solitaire – 10 hours So, all in all, (1)3 hours daily.
Quote:
As you are from eastern europe you are not very alcohol tolerant,

hahaha, oh stiven, you are killing me.
Ok M, you heard the moderator. That’s what the circumstances are, as much as unrealistic as they sound.
So first off, we guys are sitting on the table, the 4 of us. Right. Maybe this played a bigger role in Stivens imagined play (unsurprising for a guy who’d spend more time dealing with the guys than the lady) but in our case totally irrelevant, except for each of us to give their toilet excuse.

On the way back, the world starts spinning and sloooowing down. Fortunately I see a slender blond figure sitting on the bar, something provocative enough for fixation of my wiggling look. I stand behind you and maniacally stare in your neck veins. You notice a strong erotic aura and naturally turn around to see whos this peculiar libidous spirit radiating such sex appeal albeit dead drunk.

“hi” – I say with a big baby smile.

“umm, hi. Do i know you?” u ask.

“We’ll take care of that. If you buy me a drink.” *smile*

You look into my lap and say: “No, you’re already so drunk, everything cant even fit inside.”

“Oh that. Its just that I’m too happy to see you.”

Then, you order two glasses of gin, which is just what I need to keep you there talking and entertaining for some time. Meaning drinking slowly, one drop at a time. Yeah well, you coming from Northern Europe, and the zero alcohol tolerance you have, alcohol starts talking from you. Your neck veins start pumping more and more blood and my appetite grows. The smell of gin vapour in the air, the discrete light in the corners tearing the darkness apart, my vision smearing as you make the slightest movements, I can see your neck pulsating in the rhythm of by beating heart. They are perfectly coordinated. Like one.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 10, 2005 04:23 AM

ok all 4 posters have posted.

Emma, you are free to vote one out earlier then saturday if you want.

Though next weeks assignment will kick off sunday.


Have made a poll to stand until one gets voted out, feel free to make your predictions there.

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Emmzan
Emmzan

Tavern Dweller
posted June 10, 2005 01:17 PM

Ok, so this time it’s going to be an easy one because Terje can’t continue with the competition. Rest of you guys must have been glad when you saw that Terje had to quit, it means that you are the final three
This week it’s going to be:

Terje_the_mad_wizard

…who is going to be voted out. Surprise surprise!

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Emmzan
Emmzan

Tavern Dweller
posted June 13, 2005 04:12 PM

Sorry guys, I was so hang-over yesterday that I didn’t got up out of bed But I had fun so it was worth it.
Now I’m going to answer your questions so that you can get your next assignment. It’s so close to the end now *nervous*

Conan:
I think that I simply look at him, if I’m interested I don’t pretend that I aren’t. But I’m not that kind of girl that makes the first move either. It’s hard, I think that it depends on who the guy are and if I have noticed me.

My question for you:
If you are in a room full of people, are you the one who stands on the side and watch everybody else, or are you the one who stands in the centre?

Leo_Lion:
Yes, and I was so nervous about not making it, it felt like a big weight had lifted of my shoulder. Its so nice to be able to leave at any time and don’t have to ask anybody for a ride.

My question for you:
If you could choose any job, which one would you prefer?

Svarog:
My greatest flaw is that I speak before I think.
My greatest virtue is that see the positive side in problems, at least as long that it is possible.
I hope that you didn’t mean physical because then I didn’t answer your question now.

My question for you:
Do you have any bad habits?

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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 13, 2005 07:34 PM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 13 Jun 2005

Week 8

Remaning participants:
Svarog
Conan
Leo_lion



Your assignment of the week:

Your choice.

Do whatever you like to do to make the last impression ahead of the finals.

Singing, story, poetry... your imagination is all that restrains you (and the standard rules off course )

Oh..that and a maximum of 2 pictures.


This time you are NOT allowed to ask any question either. Just respond to the one directed to you.

As for edits.. edit how much you like ahead of the deadline. No restrictions this week.

posting deadline: 18th june 23:00 CET time

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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted June 18, 2005 02:21 AM
Edited By: Leo_Lion on 19 Jun 2005

Hello Emma,

Wow! I'm really excited to have made it this far in the competition for your heart! When I look back and see how many other guys were dropped in order for me to make it to the final 3, I must admit that I'm not surprised to be here though. After all, most of them were just boys, who wouldn't know a gorgeous, caring, & special girl if she walked up & french-kissed them on the lips!

I, on the other hand, could spot a girl like that from miles away...and in your case, Emma, I have done so from across an entire ocean!


In response to your question, my favourite job would be to govern the human race through some sort of united/planetary organization. I really like helping people, and sometimes I wish that I had the power & resources to help not just those around me, but EVERYONE. I despise injustice, inequality, human rights violations, and greed...so, if there ever was a way that I could help all of humanity evolve and mature; I think being their leader would be the best way for me to make that dream a reality.


Now, I have prepared something special just for you! If other people are interested in hearing it, as well, that's fine. But, when you listen to this Emma, imagine that I am right next to you and that we are enjoying each other's company...alone!

Please excuse the quality of the recording; or the lack of quality, as a matter of fact. There was some sort of distortion that occurred when I uploaded the file. Actually, it doesn't sound so bad if you listen to it on your computer speakers at a moderately low volume. But, if you use ear/headphones on high volume, it will sound like crap.

Well, enjoy...(Click here).
Quote:
Lyrics

Somewhere there's speaking
It's already coming in
Oh and it's rising at the back of your mind
You never could get it
Unless you were fed it
Now you're here and you don't know why

But under skinned knees and the skid marks
Past the places where you used to learn
You howl and listen
Listen and wait for the
Echoes of angels who won't return

Chorus
He's everything you want
He's everything you need
He's everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But he means nothing to you
And you don't know why


You're waiting for someone
To put you together
You're waiting for someone to push you away
There's always another wound to discover
There's always something more you wish he'd say

Chorus

But you'll just sit tight
And watch it unwind
It's only what you're asking for
And you'll be just fine
With all of your time
It's only what you're waiting for

Out of the island
Into the highway
Past the places where you might have turned
You never did notice
But you still hide away
The anger of angels who won't return

Chorus

I am everything you want
I am everything you need
I am everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
I say all the right things
At exactly the right time
But I mean nothing to you and I don't know why
And I don't know why
Why
I don't know

P.S. I am only 25 years old, Svarog! And I created the idea (& image) of Conan the Barbierian!

____________
*The end to no beginning...



*Take care, Leo

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Svarog
Svarog


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statue-loving necrophiliac
posted June 18, 2005 11:58 PM

Ouch! Last part of the competition and I'm stuck here in a room full of ambitious little scientific brats, doing LOADS of work, getting tiny little sleep at night and lacking energy to be the jock I'm supposed to act I am. But, u know M, that you and I go together like Bonnie and Clide, like Hitler and Stalin, like Eros and Aphrodite, u know that you are on your mission to unite the world, baby, and no smooshy canadians can stop us.
Having in mind that I'm chasing the deadline here again, and I dont wanna be drunk again in the next round (how modest of me ), I decided to write a short story featuring you and your beloved HC admirers here.

M with the red thongs

Once upon a time in a cold dark villige in Sweden lived the fair maiden named M. M wasnt like the other girls her age, she was prettier, smarter, sexier and above all, always wore these lovely kinky red thongs for which every other girl in her village envied her. Thats why she was also known as M with the red thongs. M with the red thongs loved to go in the woods and visit her grandmother when she was young and green, but exactly on her 16th birthday her parents bought her a computer and a modem and hooked her on the Internet so that she doesnt waste her time around the villige cleaning cow craps. M with the red thongs was incredibly happy to discover the new world with together her new friend. She browsed through loads of sites, downloaded many mp3s, but her one favourite place became a forum on a server far far away in New Zealand, where she most of all enjoyed talking to the wise and benevolent, but unfortunately old (even married!!!) member Leo_Lion. This new forum and her new friend became a true replacement for some issues from her childhood, namely, her unhealthy desire to chat with an older person (instead of cleaning cow craps, like the normal girls). One day, she logged in, entered the password and started walking through the dense thread forest of HC looking for her grandmo... uhhh, Leo. Along the way, M with the red thongs joyfully picked and sent IMs, without realizing that she's been stalked by a loathsome hacker, known under the code name Svarog. Svarog saw her in the Who's Online box and started bugging her in spite she refusing to talk to him.
-Who are you? – M with the red thongs asked.
- I'm Svarog – the nastiest hacker around here.
- Oh, are you? What makes you so nasty then?
- I burn CDs. – Svarog responded.
- AAAAuuuuhhh!!!! Oh, ne ne.. My mother told me not to talk to hacker burners. And the Swedish government made clear that such individuals are dangerous to individual right property. – said M with the red thongs.
- But but.. – and he left speechless as M with the red thongs put him on 'Ignore'.
That moment, Svarog hacked the NASA, captured their satelite, directed it to Sweden, zoomed in to her room, and saw her computer screen set to a thread named ''Leo's House of Humour'', a thread with a desperately ironic title (Svarog didnt know what clicking on Who's Online does apparently).
- Oh no. This girl must be hooked on those dull jokes only oldmen laugh at. – he thought.
And he quickly opened a second account, named Leo_Loin and entered that unhumourous thread, trying to lighten it up with real stuff for once. When M with the red thongs saw him, she sparkled with glea.
- Oh, its you, Leo! – she squeezed her voice.
- Yes, who else can it be? Simba? – Svarog typed.
- Hehe... funny. But wait a minute. – she said. –Somethings wrong here. Leo doesnt make jokes. – M with the red thongs said.
- Uhmm, uhmm, thats because I just read this one in a self-help guide. – Svarog managed to mask his uncareful humor slip.
- But but, why is your avatar spelled Loin, instead if Lion? – M with the red thongs asked.
- Ehh.. ehhh... Thats because I'm a nasty hacker and I can change it.
- Okeeey... she said confused, knowing that Leo couldnt save .bmp in .jpg. –But why does your signature rings with an anti-capitalist and anti-religious message?
- Thats because... thats because... Oh, damn! I forgot to change it. – Svarog typed.
- Ahh, its you! That nasty hacker called Svarog. I'm reporting you to the mods to free this thread from your funny presence.
- Ok, you got me. I admit, I made a second account. Now, I have to eat you in the original, but since I cant, I'll just ban you.
And he banned M with the red thongs, but gave her his secret porn site password as a compensation. But out of nowhere, the mod Conan the Barbie-arian showed up with his shiny sword and sexy bra, coming to rescue the damsel in distress.
- I pronounce you, in the name of all married men of HC, to be eternally BANNED from these realms. – Conan wrote and rid the site from Svarog's humor.
And so it happened. In the end, both Svarog and M with the red thongs ended up banned and they never set foot on HC again. Svarog was left desperate without his password and M lived happily ever after thanks to it. God bless them both.

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emmzan
emmzan

Tavern Dweller
posted June 19, 2005 10:55 PM

Hmm, okay... time for me to vote someone out again.
This is the hardest time because it’s so few of you left. But I’m going to do this fast so that pain will go away quickly and so that I’m in a top mood for the final week
So.. the one who is going to be voted out this week is:

Svarog

And that because it feels like we doesn’t have so much in comment. It also feels like that the other two guys has given a little bit more of themselves.
It’s been nice to get to know you.

See you!

And also.. I would like to say to Leo_Lion and Conan. May the best man win! and Good luck!

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Svarog
Svarog


Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
posted June 20, 2005 12:17 AM

Hehe M, I saw that coming in my story. Staying true to it, you want my free porn password or not?
See ya.
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.

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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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Legendary Hero
banned
posted June 20, 2005 05:46 AM

Week 9 - the grand final

Remaning participants:
Conan
Leo_lion



Your assignment of the week:

Get private.

Post your timedifferences from Emma (CET) in comments thread and after that we will try and set up possible times for a MSN discussion.

You will get half an hour with Emma talking about anything you want, through chat and webcam as long as it follows the standard rules. Microphones are forbidden as is sending files. If you wanna show pictures use the function that allows you to show alittle pic in your profile.

Because as we wont be there to witness the discussion, it will off course be posted here afterwards by me once both have had a chat.

Good luck, and may the guy that makes less of a fool out of himself win

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emmzan
emmzan

Tavern Dweller
posted July 24, 2005 12:38 AM

Hi Everybody!

It was a long time sins I wrote here but now its time for me to decide who the winner is.
This is a very hard choice for me because the two finalists are both very nice guys, men only one can win.. that¡¦s the rules.

But now it¡¦s time ¡K.

THE WINNER IS:

(drums..)

Leo_Lion


And I made this choice because he was a lot of fun to talk to. And already when he wrote his first post he made me laugh so hard that I had cramps in my stomach for several days.
He is a funny dude and he seems serious and all the things I like in a guy so ļ

Conan.. I¡¦m sorry.. You¡¦re a good guy to but you didn¡¦t reach all the way.  

So, now its all over and I would like to say thanks to everybody who made this competition what it was. I had a lot of fun and I hope that I have made some new friends here at heroescommunity.com

That¡¦s all for me..
Take care and be good.

Love Emma

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