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posted January 28, 2006 05:36 PM |
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Here are some of my funny pics collection, hope you all like them.
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tigris
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posted April 13, 2006 06:36 PM |
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the husband comes home one day on a very good mood.
him
wife, start packing, i've just won 1 million dollars
her
what luggages should i pack, for seaside or the ones for a mountain hollyday?
him
I dun give a **** woman, pack ur bags, ur a$$ is outta here!!
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posted April 13, 2006 07:06 PM |
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Russ
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posted April 13, 2006 07:19 PM |
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I think TNT has found THE THREAD for him. Congrats, man!
Jail Cell. The inmates are playing poker. The door opens and a 2.5m x 2.5m guy barely fits through the door. He immediately offers to play a new game called "stuff". Out of respect for his size, noone questions his suggestion. The new guy deals the cards, yells: "I got stuff!" and collects the money. This happens 2 more times until one of the original inmates politely asks:
- so, amm... how do you play this game?
- Oh, it is really easy! The first one to yell "stuff" wins!
He deals the cards again and everyone starts yelling "STUFF!!!"
The new guy looks at his cards and says "Trump stuff!"
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posted April 14, 2006 10:47 AM |
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A call to the vets office
"Hello my mother in law is just about to arrive with my old sick dog Sandy, so you just inject her with the strongest poison that you can find so she won't suffer anymore."
The vet
"But will the doggy find its way home?"
A cop talks to a lost boy
"Why are you crying little boy?"
Boy
"I have lost my parents!!!"
Cop
"Ok, what are thier names?"
Boy
"Honey and Pumpkin..."
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Miru
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posted April 14, 2006 07:04 PM |
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Quote:
A cop talks to a lost boy
"Why are you crying little boy?"
Boy
"I have lost my parents!!!"
Cop
"Ok, what are thier names?"
Boy
"Honey and Pumpkin..."
I don get it.
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.
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FriendOfGunnar
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posted April 17, 2006 04:03 PM |
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There's a rich man and one day he gets hit by a bus. That's it, his life is over and he's standing before the Pearly Gates. There's a problem though, he's not on the entrance list.
"I'm sorry you're not in here" St. Peter says.
"What do you mean I'm not in there? I deserve to be in there"
"You're just not in here, can you give me some examples of why you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
The rich man thought for a moment and then looked up
"Yes, just the other day I saw a blind lady on the subway and I put a quarter in her cup."
St. Peter pauses a moment to write something on the clipboard "quarter in her cup, allright..anything else?"
The rich man thinks longer this time.
"Wait, last month there was this guy with no legs and I gave him my change from lunch"
"How much?"
"75 cents"
Peter scribbles on the clipboard and then looks up at the man "anything else….?"
The rich man pauses for a long time and then finally St. Peter excuses himself "I'll be right back"
So St. Peter goes to God and explains that there's a man outside who says there's been a mixup and he should be on the list.
So God says "And why does he think he deserves entrance to my paradise?"
"well he says he gave a quarter to a blind lady once and also he gave 75 cents to some guy who was missing his legs"
God looks down at the ground for a minute and rubs his eyes. Finally he looks back up at St. Peter.
"Peter, just give him his dollar back and tell him to go to hell"
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posted April 22, 2006 11:29 AM |
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A web publisher walks down the road when a frog jumps in front of him and starts talking...
Frog
"I've been turned into a frog by an evil warlock, I am really a beautiful princess, a kiss should turn me back and then I'm yours."
The web publisher silently picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
Frog
"You must have missunderstood me, I'm a beautiful woman and I need to be turned back!"
Web publisher
"You see, I'm a web publisher girls do not interest me at all, but a talking frog now that's COOL!!!"  
A guy goes into the bathroom and calls his wife...
Wife
"Hello..."
The guy
"Baby you know I love you..."
Hangs up the phone and runs to his wife...
The guy
"So who called?"
Wife
"Just this girl from work..."
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